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I Love Mr. Slope 11-20-2007 10:27 PM

Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
Hi guys, I've got a pretty serious beat that you should probably know about. My sister is knocked up! That in itself isn't so bad, but I've got kinda a little secret about it. See the doctor says that she's been pregnant for two months. But her boyfriend broke up with her in the middle of August! which means that he's not the father. Sis is really confused because she says that she hasn't been [censored] since her and her boyfriend broke up. Except for two Navy guys who both put it in her butt, but we all know that she can't get preggers from that (lol buttbabies). And also some guys who she blew behind one of the bars in town. So anyway she's confused about why she's pregnant and she definitely doesn't know who the father is.

I think she should get an abortion but she's pretty religious so she says she's gonna have the baby.

Here's the thing though. Two months ago when sis started her new semester at school, I went to visit her and I stayed in her dorm room. We went to a party and we both got pretty drunk. When we got back to sis's dorm room, she passed out on her bed.

This is kinda embarrassing but I started to get one of the most powerful boners I've ever had. I knew that I wouldn't be able to fall asleep with it sticking out straight like that, so I started to masturbate. I was looking at my sister, and I guess I kinda pulled her panties down and I was masturbating right next to her pussy (which is very nice, btw).

I was drunk and I'm not sure what happened next but I might have stuck it in her and came in her. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] I'm not sure about that, but I definitely remember that there wasn't a mess to clean up.

I guess it's pretty unlikely but I'm pretty concerned that maybe I'm the father of the baby that's growing in her belly, which is pretty weird if you think about it.

highsteptd 11-20-2007 10:27 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
you're welcome

tarheeljks 11-20-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
it was me iirc

Claunchy 11-20-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
I think the honorable thing to do at this point is marry her.

BBV4LPokerDealer 11-20-2007 10:29 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
D-

Conspire 11-20-2007 10:30 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
For your pleasure mr. slope [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

NSFW SLOPE SIS


Conspire

Karak567 11-20-2007 10:32 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
does whoever owns this gimmick actually think that story is funny

tarheeljks 11-20-2007 10:32 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
what skin is that?

Conspire 11-20-2007 10:33 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
[ QUOTE ]
what skin is that?

[/ QUOTE ]

Durrons Dark FTW sir.


Conspire

ebepse 11-20-2007 10:37 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
more like i love mr. pope

aka ur gay lol

sippin_criss 11-20-2007 10:38 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
[ QUOTE ]
more like i love mr. pope

aka ur gay lol

[/ QUOTE ]

ahahahaha

hilarious post btw mr slope.

Himself 11-20-2007 10:44 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
Nice.

joes28 11-20-2007 10:44 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
I actually got a boner from this story. No joke.

btmagnetw 11-20-2007 10:46 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
cmon guys this wasn't half bad.

Smell The Glove 11-20-2007 10:49 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
fwiw here's the pictures of Mr. Slope's sister
link

Golden_Rhino 11-20-2007 10:54 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
NOS1NOS2

genius55 11-20-2007 10:56 PM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
ban perhaps?

ArcticKnight 11-21-2007 12:17 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 

[ QUOTE ]
My sister knocked up two Navy guys who both put it in her butt And some guys who she blew behind one of the bars in town are confused and pretty religious

[/ QUOTE ]

Cliff Notes

OP's sister knocks-up Navy priests.

SABR42 11-21-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
I thought it was pretty funny actually.

JokersAttack 11-21-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
This was a good thread. I'm glad I opened it.

OP should still be banned though.

Franchise 60 11-21-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
Why did you delete this OP 8 hours ago when you orig. posted it?

jupiterpig 11-21-2007 12:32 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
more like dongfeels

JayA 11-21-2007 12:50 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
[ QUOTE ]
more like i love mr. pope

aka ur gay lol

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't insult your own gimmick (imo).

inside?? 11-21-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
Prepare for you child to be nicknamed Smiley, Beaker, etc.

Dakotasdad 11-21-2007 01:33 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
Pics or it didn't happen

DMoogle 11-21-2007 01:33 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
I don't think I Love Mr. Slope = I Love Mr Slope

The Mayo 11-21-2007 02:22 AM

Re: Beat: Sister is pregnant
 
OP's thoughts:

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