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4_2_it 11-20-2007 12:08 PM

Hottest Lady Potential Question Thread
 
The people asked for it and the ladies have agreed. The Ladies Final Thread will contain a Q&A section. Both FFK and Octopi have agreed to answer 3-5 questions.

Ground rules:

1) I will PM both of them 3-5 questions. At least one question will be unique for each of them.

2) Questions will be selected by me based upon ideas submitted in this thread. No crude or overtly sexual questions will be asked; however, innuendo is fine and encouraged.

3) The questions and answers will be posted in the Finals thread along with 3 photos. This way neither one knows what the other will answer or even the exact questions the other was asked.

Go ahead and post what you want to know here. Obviously, I will be selective in picking the final questions so don't bother with the "How many guys have you banged" type questions.

FFK and Octopi -- Please do not post any replies here.

DBZ, MissChriss, 2p2R, GTD -- Feel free to answer any of the questions in this thread.

Paulie Walnuts 11-20-2007 12:09 PM

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How long before youre willing to have sex with a guy? IOW any one night stands?

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:11 PM

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What is your favorite position?

Can we plz to be make babies now?

Moar revealing pikshurz?

What brought you to 2+2?

Who are your favorite posters on 2+2, besides mbillie1, who is obviously your favorite?

What's your favorite mbillie1 post?

Octopi: whatcha gonna do with that ass, I mean damn, that thing is nice, I wanna be friends with it, I wanna slather it in barbeque sauce and... oh wait--nevermind. Are you an art class model? What's up with that art class model picture? And can we see more?

FFK: what are your long-term career goals?

Most embarassing moment?

Most embarassing clothing item owned?

Most embarassing item owned?

MissChriss 11-20-2007 12:12 PM

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Why are you gonna win this contest?

Paulie Walnuts 11-20-2007 12:13 PM

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Whats your worst masturbation moment?

CappyAA 11-20-2007 12:14 PM

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Inside?

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:14 PM

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Whats your worst masturbation moment?

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lol def use this one

divides_by_zero 11-20-2007 12:16 PM

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A plane is on a conveyer belt....nah too easy.

You and John Nash have eye sex prior to engaging in a battle of wits over a vase...nah, bad mental image.

How many 5 year olds?

Vavavoom 11-20-2007 12:19 PM

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If you had 72hrs left to live, what would you do in that time ?

Whats your happiest moment ever ?

Whats your Party Trick/Greatest Skill ?


Vava

Labarde 11-20-2007 12:19 PM

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do you like biscuits?

if so, what type?

do you dunk them in milk?

if so, full cream or reduced fat?

do you ever leave the biscuit too long in the milk so that it falls IN TO the milk?

if so, do you then get ANGRY?

if so, do you then SMASH the glass of milk off the table so that it hits your dog right between the eyes killing it instantly?

if so, do you cry and lick the milk off the bloodied forehead of your now deceased canine companion and then dance to some cool jazz in the kitchen?

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:21 PM

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Favorite porn/porn site?

How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)

Craziest place you've ever had sexual relations?

Hottest president?

Ugliest Senator?

Coolest player on the NY Rangers?

Stupidest jerk-face named Tony Romo?

schundler 11-20-2007 12:21 PM

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If you had 72hrs left to live, what would you do in that time ?

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lame, they'd all just say "schundler"

prodonkey 11-20-2007 12:23 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
do you like biscuits?

if so, what type?

do you dunk them in milk?

if so, full cream or reduced fat?

do you ever leave the biscuit too long in the milk so that it falls IN TO the milk?

if so, do you then get ANGRY?

if so, do you then SMASH the glass of milk off the table so that it hits your dog right between the eyes killing it instantly?

if so, do you cry and lick the milk off the bloodied forehead of your now deceased canine companion and then dance to some cool jazz in the kitchen?

[/ QUOTE ]

aren't both finalists american? these english only questions would confuse them.

Labarde 11-20-2007 12:27 PM

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do you have a dad and how fat is he?

does your sister or brother have AIDS?

do you think my eyes are beautiful?

why did my grandma die?

do you think dogs are as intelligent as seals?

if you were a dolphin would you have sex with other dolphins cos that is so turning me on right now if it is true?

do you like steel or copper better?

is your middle name jessica?

or sniffer?

or albina?

or jemima?

or suzy?

or nicky?

do you find the smell of oranges erotic?

do you find the word erogenous erogenous?

is my voice good for radio?

why are my legs hairy and my head too?

what is your favourite type of potato?

do you eat bread like it is meat and vice versa?

are you a world famous rapper?

do you have a golden staph infection?

why is the earth flat?

does my brother smell like chickpeas?

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:28 PM

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do you have a golden staph infection?

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lool

4_2_it 11-20-2007 12:29 PM

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How many 5 year olds?

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http://www.pantagraph.com/content/ar...6513566147.jpg

XXXNoahXXX 11-20-2007 12:29 PM

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we need to create tension and animosity. animosity leads to fighting, fighting leads to mud wrestling, mud wrestling leads to mbillie1 getting some. (not sure how that works out)

1)If you could change 3 things about the physical appearance of the OTHER finalist, what would you change?


then we need a sex one obv. for the pervs.

2)Describe your favorite sexual encounter in detail


3) please distribute 100 points among these categories in terms of creating perfect combo

intelligence
sense of humor
penis size
physical condition
good looks
motivation
money

prodonkey 11-20-2007 12:29 PM

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this thread is retarded

schundler 11-20-2007 12:31 PM

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what number am I thinking of?

who's hotter, schundler or drizzle?

pnazari 11-20-2007 12:31 PM

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turn-ons/turn-offs?

The Mayo 11-20-2007 12:31 PM

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1. A guy says, "Relax, baby. I'm just taking a piss." How do you respond?

2. You doing anything later?

3. I have BOGO free chili cheese dogs at Sonic for a year. Are you hungry?

4. Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

5. What is a "pap smear"?

6. Do you like Steve Miller?

7. How do you get your hashbrowns at Waffle house?

8. Guys know that they're gay if it moves when they see a hot guy. How do girls know?

9. When in the Course of human events, does it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation?

Please phrase your answer in the form of a Declaration.

10. Will you be my friend on Facebook? (Until recently I wouldn't have cared, but now you have to be friends to see pictures.)

schundler 11-20-2007 12:32 PM

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Do I look Japanese?

Are you Blackanese?

You see the guns I've got?

You know the cops ain't packing these?

MissChriss 11-20-2007 12:33 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
schundler or drizzle?

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schundler if he does my cupcake
but other wise obv drizzle! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Kimbell175113 11-20-2007 12:36 PM

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4. Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?


[/ QUOTE ]
This is essential imo.

divides_by_zero 11-20-2007 12:40 PM

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How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)


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I don't watch porn.

The B 11-20-2007 12:43 PM

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#1 - Why is women masturbation (or should I say "double clicking your mouse") so coveted and secretive? Men jerking off is such common knowledge, yet women pleasuring themselves is viewed as something that nasty sloots do in pornos, so please ladies shed light...

#2 - do yall ever fart? if so, do you queef?

#3 - what's the best approach to lure a woman into having a one-night stand?

#4 - after we have sex, don't [censored] cuddle with me. wait, that wasn't a question

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:43 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't watch porn.

[/ QUOTE ]

this study says 100% of females watch porn

prodonkey 11-20-2007 12:43 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't watch porn.

[/ QUOTE ]

why not?

EricW 11-20-2007 12:44 PM

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1. Do your feet stink after a long day?

The Mayo 11-20-2007 12:45 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Ugliest Senator?

[/ QUOTE ]
A lot of possibilities here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ed_Stevens.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...portrait_2.jpg

Pedosmile:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...a_Mikulski.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_portrait.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...th_program.jpg

Confirmed ghey:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_portrait.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

Probably gay imo.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...portrait_3.jpg

Cancer:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...as_senator.jpg

Douche
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cial_photo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ress_photo.jpg

Buzzcut:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ress_photo.jpg

Georgia Avenue 11-20-2007 12:46 PM

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rofl more nicknames plz.

That post needs its own thread.

prodonkey 11-20-2007 12:46 PM

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this thread is such a [censored] train wreck

CappyAA 11-20-2007 12:46 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't watch porn.

[/ QUOTE ]

this study says 100% of females watch porn

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LOL

divides_by_zero 11-20-2007 12:46 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]

How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer)


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't watch porn.

[/ QUOTE ]

why not?

[/ QUOTE ]

Doesn't interest me. I've seen like 3 things of porn. First was when I was like 12 or something thanks to my older step brothers tricking me. Second was first boyfriend trying to spice up sex life. Didn't work. It was pretty hilarious though. Third time was Pirates because I think everyone has to see Pirates. But again, the acting was hilarious.

I just don't really find it hot.

mbillie1 11-20-2007 12:49 PM

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dbz,

pls to be responding to my scientific research provided in link form kthx

kylephilly 11-20-2007 12:51 PM

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You are living in the times of the Old Testament. Moses has just informed you that God himself has directed him and his followers south towards the west bank of the Red Sea. The Red River is flowing. The water is moving fast and has a very heavy current. You would need MAXI-mum WINGS and a heli-PAD to get across it. You think Moses is full of [censored] and do not trust that he can in fact maneuver Big Red. (Moses has no skills).

The Pharaoh has sent the Egyptian army towards Moses and his people, yourself included. You have but 3 options:

Trust in Moses and take the RED river even though it is flowing very hard.
Take the road less traveled and utilize the DIRT path that no one else notices.
Be ravished by a group of Egyptian troops.

What does thou choose?

Suiteness 11-20-2007 12:56 PM

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Not funny-----

el Fen�meno 11-20-2007 01:01 PM

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racist ban plz

Jay Riall 11-20-2007 01:02 PM

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lmaooooooooo

HesseJam 11-20-2007 01:18 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
we need to create tension and animosity. animosity leads to fighting, fighting leads to mud wrestling, mud wrestling leads to mbillie1 getting some. (not sure how that works out)

1)If you could change 3 things about the physical appearance of the OTHER finalist, what would you change?




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This needs more love. Maybe some more qualifyers so that they can't weasel out.


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