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keikiwai 11-19-2007 08:42 PM

How many of you are single?
 
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Pretty sure this is how EricW spends his days


There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys
Did you see Miss March? God, she looks so young
This single life, it sure is fun

Well we could go to the lounge at the holiday inn
Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson
Song about a boy with a really nice bike
This single life, it sure is fun

Well snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser
Talk about the barmaid, hey I hear she'll take her pants off
If you drive a camaro. life just seems better
This single life, it sure is fun

Well I am still a young man
It's really pretty cool
My friends they're old and married
What a bunch of stupid fools

We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies
We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Dennys
I'll put my hand up her skirt
We'll eat a couple grand slams
This single life, it sure is fun

Well in the morning when you wake up, theres a dental hygenist
Lying in your bed. she really thinks you're a dentist
You said youd give her a job
And you'd take her to see Snoop Doggy Doggs gun collection
This single life, it sure is fun

Well theres a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
A bottle of aspirin on the table by the playboys
Did you see miss april? God I feel so old
This single life, it sure is fun

kipin 11-19-2007 08:45 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/38/dreddsszb6.jpg

I am married to the law.

CanISayWanker 11-19-2007 08:53 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e.../dukenukem.jpg

bubaloo 11-19-2007 09:35 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
http://www.mentalbob.net/girl%20with%20gun.jpg

MissChriss 11-19-2007 09:36 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
I'm one of the 8 ppl who is not single

mbillie1 11-19-2007 09:36 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
7

CanISayWanker 11-19-2007 09:36 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
i'm one of the 19 people who is a bastard

soko 11-19-2007 09:39 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
I'm not single. Does it matter that the girl who I am dating is also not single? I mean, if we broke up, she'd still be not single. DUCY?

hoyasaxa 11-19-2007 09:57 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
Girlfriend owns my life

jupiterpig 11-19-2007 10:14 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Girlfriend owns my life

[/ QUOTE ]

Spechel EDD 11-19-2007 10:17 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
does e-gf count?

holdme 11-19-2007 10:21 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
hey ladies [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Spechel EDD 11-19-2007 10:23 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
hey holdme [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

dhg223 11-19-2007 10:51 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
i had a gf. now i will never have one again imo

jupiterpig 11-19-2007 10:52 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
[ QUOTE ]
i had a gf. now i will never have one again imo

[/ QUOTE ]

ygos?

EricW 11-19-2007 10:58 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
[ QUOTE ]

Pretty sure this is how EricW spends his days


[/ QUOTE ]

LISTEN HERE MISTER,

I may be a virgin, lonely, and living a terrible, mundane life but... OK wait a sec.. there is no but [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Thanks for reminding me how much my life sucks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

React1oN 11-19-2007 10:59 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

Pretty sure this is how EricW spends his days


[/ QUOTE ]

LISTEN HERE MISTER,

I may be a virgin, lonely, and living a terrible. mundane life life but... OK wait a sec.. there is no but [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Thanks for reminding me how much my life sucks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]I thought DB got all the ladies

Conspire 11-19-2007 11:13 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
I used to have a life, then I got a computer, then 7 months later I found this site called 2p2.


Conspire

DocForbin 11-19-2007 11:15 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
I have a fleshlight.

crzylgs 11-19-2007 11:16 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
all of us

Georgia Avenue 11-19-2007 11:23 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
not me i has a girlfriend! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

marriedtotubgirl 11-19-2007 11:29 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
Im happily married

wazz 11-19-2007 11:31 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
waste of time imo

tarheeljks 11-19-2007 11:34 PM

Re: How many of you are single?
 
single and girl(s) kind of own my life [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


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