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running worse than steven hawking in the boston marathon
i wake up late this morning i'm late for class i put clothes on while putting shirt on my right hand goes into my ceiling fan fan is going really fast it repeatedly strikes the carpal area of my hand aforementioned hand is now bruised and i cant use it it was my right hand i am right handed this disallows me to function properly i had a quiz today and just scribbled [censored] i am poor and dont have health insurance i will adapt slowly to my new [censored] backwards life i just typed all of this with my left hand to make this poker related: i am 800 vpps from goldstar, but wont be able to 12 table sngs anymore (thinly veiled brag) i sent micon .05 to run good and this happens fkn arab crooks imo beat: im [censored] left handed now brag: i might not kill myself over donkngos variance: masturbation will be more interesting |
Re: running worse than steven hawking in the boston marathon
Beat: You had class today
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Beat: You had class today [/ QUOTE ] That's a brag in my book. |
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hah what a day
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i am poor and dont have health insurance [/ QUOTE ] Watch Sicko. American health insurance aint all that imo |
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well i go to a large university and the health center won't even talk to you unless you have insurance which is $1400~ annually
unless i get cancer or get in a car crash health insurance seems -EV at this point in my life |
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Dude, ALL insurance is -EV.
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[image] [/ QUOTE ] Excellent. |
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variance: masturbation will be more interesting [/ QUOTE ] This is why ambidextrous masturbation is a must. |
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http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Oc...g/hawkmain.jpg [/ QUOTE ] holy [censored] this is sick good [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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OP, I've done the ceiling fan thing a few times. Hurts like [censored].
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Dude, ALL insurance is -EV. [/ QUOTE ] except for blackjack |
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paralyzed legs leaning slightly is spot on
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http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Oc...g/hawkmain.jpg [/ QUOTE ] Guys who ever made that just may be as smart as Hawkins himself Genius [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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hmm
the $20 sats to the nightly $55 are really soft. i won 1 last night and i won 1 tonight. i didnt play last night as the $T is a nice bankroll booster, but i think i will play tonight so i can win and buy myself a nice set of legos to make a replica of myself. wish me luck! will update if i make any noise |
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[ QUOTE ] http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Oc...g/hawkmain.jpg [/ QUOTE ] holy [censored] this is sick good [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] |
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