the split-stream situation
 

So you know how sometimes when you go to take a piss, usually after getting laid (or beating off, or whatever) your piss will go in 2 different directions? Then then sometimes you don't notice right away, but you piss on your leg? Like I was wearing jeans, had just had secks, went to piss, and since jeans are thick I didn't notice that I was pissing on my own leg. But I was. I mean whatever, it's just urine, so I just ignored it and let it dry, but at work that would never fly. That's why I wear black pants - no visible urine stains. Words of wisdom from mbillie1.

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once i had two streams and i went to have a look what the problem was but theni pissed in my eye

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you could always site down like a girl. They manage alright, and I'm pretty sure their piss comes out like a garden sprinkler system.

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the other day i was shaking it out after peeing at urinal and in a perfect storm type of circumstance a drop of my own urine flew up and hit me square in the eye

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the other day i was shaking it out after peeing at urinal and in a perfect storm type of circumstance a drop of my own urine flew up and hit me square in the eye

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LOL this is awesome

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you could always site down like a girl. They manage alright, and I'm pretty sure their piss comes out like a garden sprinkler system.

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or I could just piss on my pants like a man and not give a damn, which is of course what I do

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Relax, baby, you're just taking a piss.

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what lying bastard voted "never", no man has NEVER pissed on his pants, come on

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split stream is awesome because i can piss on two different girls at the same time

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Relax babies, I'm just taking some pisses.

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This is a serious problem for some of us. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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once i had two streams and i went to have a look what the problem was but theni pissed in my eye

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You tilted the wrong head.

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sometimes the second stream is just a steady drip..... so i have to basically straddle the toilet so that the dripping goes in, and i have to bend my dick down so that the stream goes in. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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like ive been saying all along. This is the whole problem with pants, [censored] pants

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Or even worse than the split stream; the dreaded "split stream while still having a hard on". Hope the next person into the bathroom isn't barefoot.

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One of my first urinal experiences I was like 5 years old on a boy scouts camping trip and there was like this old restroom that had no lights.

Somehow I managed to piss ALL over my leg, and was so embarrassed I just went to sleep at like 8 pm instead of hanging out being gay with the boy scouts.