if you were the last person on earth
 

would you declare yourself ruler of the entire world, or just the areas you could feasibly travel to?

what title would you give yourself?

how often would you hold elections?

feel free to add anything else that you may feel would be important

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Wouldn't I be ruler of the world by default?

Elections? So I could elect myself every four years?

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I think it's more likely you would be a source of food for some new ruling species.

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would you declare yourself ruler of the entire world, or just the areas you could feasibly travel to?

what title would you give yourself?


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The whole world, and Head Rock Star!

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I would not appoint myself ruler. I am not in the position to give myself authority over man, that man includes myself.

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ron paul would fix it imo

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what title would you give yourself?

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how often would you hold elections?

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"You don't rule over something if you lack the power to destroy it"

- Me

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I don't want to steal nothing from the first man on earth.

Just kidding, I'd find myself a nice gun and proclaim myself dead in 2 minutes.

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would you declare yourself ruler of the entire world, or just the areas you could feasibly travel to?

what title would you give yourself?

how often would you hold elections?

feel free to add anything else that you may feel would be important

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The first order of business is to set up a puppet regime to deflect blame away from the clearly incompetent shadow regime which wields the real power.

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Did this get moved to politics? If so, whichever dumbass mod moved it deserves an atomic wedgie.

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I already consider myself King of the World, so I don't think being the last person on Earth would change anything really.

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more ideas plz, i don't feel prepared to handle being ruler of the world yet

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If I were the last person on earth I'd start figuring out how to make different kinds of drugs, cause that's about the only way to keep things from sucking big time.

40+ years of canned food, yay! I just hope I can find a generator and enough gasoline to keep the lights on.

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I would create AC-land obv. No govt, no rulers no titles, no elections.

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40+ years of canned food, yay! I just hope I can find a generator and enough gasoline to keep the lights on.

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Huh? I think you'd get the motivation to learn how to grow your own food eventually.

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Would there be some level of destruction that you'd expect from everyone else being killed? Or are we just assuming the world as we know it would be in tact, but everyone else would be gone?

Cause the latter would be an awesome time.

The first thing I would probably do is smoke a blunt and drink a nice bottle of scotch in the oval office. I'd probably even video tape myself doing this, deliver a speech, and smoke another blunt watching it later.

I would then be de facto King of the World, and my official title wouldn't matter too much to me.

Next I'd probably go to NYC before the food has time to spoil, and explore some of the kitchens of the finest restaurants. I would make myself some nice meals, and dine in luxury.

I'd of course explore all sorts of government buildings and documents I could get my hands on and find out what their secrets were. I'd definitely explore my neighbors' houses too.

Eventually I would probably try to befriend primates. My dog would keep me good company for a little while, but I feel like I'd get some bipedal nostalgia and really dig an upright friend. I could learn to swing from trees, he could learn the alphabet. Good times all around.

I don't think I'd ever screw a monkey, since I know enough biology to know my efforts would be fruitless, but I would probably spend a lot of time in a lab trying to figure out how to bring a baby me to life. I'm guessing this is possible.

After that I would spend a lot of time relaxing, living the life of a latter day nomad. Life would be easy, since I could raid freezers for food for a couple years while I hone my hunting strategy. I'd be so rich (but of course, rapidly lose material wealth, but it wouldn't matter to me).

I'd never be able to leave North America, because I don't know how to fly or ride a boat (and ain't about to die trying). But that's a small price to pay for the awesomeness that would ensue.

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I would create AC-land obv. No govt, no rulers no titles, no elections.

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40+ years of canned food, yay! I just hope I can find a generator and enough gasoline to keep the lights on.

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Huh? I think you'd get the motivation to learn how to grow your own food eventually.

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Not likely.

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ron paul would fix it imo

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I see your point.

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Hmm, I think I'd mandate myself free health care.

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Well, I would soon tire of the old hand routine and ..oh you said eLections.

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Well played, but this brings up a good point. How long before you kill youself.

I mean there's only so many options: Right hand, left hand, warm bagel w/butter, etc. before you simply lose the will to live.

Cody

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Well played, but this brings up a good point. How long before you kill youself.

I mean there's only so many options: Right hand, left hand, warm bagel w/butter, etc. before you simply lose the will to live.

Cody

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Time to learn where the Real Doll company is and start travelling.

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Well played, but this brings up a good point. How long before you kill youself.

I mean there's only so many options: Right hand, left hand, warm bagel w/butter, etc. before you simply lose the will to live.

Cody

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Yeah but that's just a stop-gap measure really.

I mean I'd like to think I'd do ok. I'm a hunter already so I've got that going for me (not that it's that hard to learn to shoot properly and conceal oneself well). I know how to fly a plane, so travel isn't hard.

Still, the solitude would, after the initial period of novelty, likely be one's undoing here. Maybe you're right though, a trip to a sex doll factory (I'm guessing somewhere in CA) would give you a sense of purpose. That sense would likely be the difference between life and dealth as it's a primary need for our minds.

Cody

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Wouldn't I be ruler of the world by default?

Elections? So I could elect myself every four years?

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You're forgetting one important thing, smart guy. What would you do after your 2 term-limited run as supreme ruler and commander, huh?

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Wouldn't I be ruler of the world by default?

Elections? So I could elect myself every four years?

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You're forgetting one important thing, smart guy. What would you do after your 2 term-limited run as supreme ruler and commander, huh?

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Vice pres obv.

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would you declare yourself ruler of the entire world, or just the areas you could feasibly travel to?

what title would you give yourself?

how often would you hold elections?

feel free to add anything else that you may feel would be important

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If you were really the last person alive why would you even think of any of the above?

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boca,

This thread is what happens when bbv4l happens to Politics.

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Boro for mod of BBV4L!

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boca,

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Sorry,

Didn't know that it was moved from there - thought it was a serious question. Carry on.

Re: if you were the last person on earth
 

I would declare myself Ebenezer Mcnulty IV, Emporer of The Moon!

What's the point of living if we no longer hold dreams of conquesting things we can't have and don't need?

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I'd Nuke the Middle East just so a freak occurance could not bring life back there.

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I would try marxism ftw.