Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

We were eating dinner and she flat out told me that I was a loser and should join the army OAINDKLNAd and I KNOW FOR A FACBT that she does not support the war in Iraq adn the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die.

So i went and checked her god damn computer History. and I see that she actually looked up the amount of deaths in Iraq so she was looking to see if there was a good chance I WOULD DIE ABABKJABDKABALALLA! what a bitch. Im so sick of it where I live everyone is ttrying to kill me it seems. fk i hate people cant trust anyone

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You could consider taking this matter to people who, you know, can help you 'n stuff.

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You seem like a long lost relative of mine.


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ABABKJABDKABALALLA

this is prob the last sound a lot of soldiers hear in iraq

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe i should kill my mom and then hunt you down and skull fk you you

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SUCK UFUCKKCKCKCUFUCXKCKKCSUYSKCKKCKSK NFGOKSGNPO gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr opgosd, d,a,ammaintintitn dmambtich

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http://www.indymedia.ie/attachments/...n_the_army.jpg


Conspire

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

You lack basic conversation skills; this is how you could have done it:

Your Mom: "Son, I suggest you join the army."
You: "Your Mom joins the army!"

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Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

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No sir. Enjoy that college time.

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compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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This sounds... well at least pretty risk free. How much do they pay? I'll need a new job in like 3-5 years...

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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your mom needs to have her brown clown pounded imo

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

better sleep with one eye open imo

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

if you think she just wants you to die then you really are a loser. obv right now you are a huge waste of life and she wants you to have some direction and discipline in life instead of mooching off mom your whole life.

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"the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die."

lolol, i cant get over this, if that is your "logical" conclusion then you are a huge dumbass

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ABABKJABDKABALALLA

this is prob the last sound a lot of soldiers hear in iraq

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

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what? level?
i hate you

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and if u want to block me go ahead its ur loss your talking to a [censored] genius here and its ur choice if u use it to your benefit or not and if ur choice is not ur a [censored] tool

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

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There's no such thing as lifelong deadness. AFAIK you don't have lifelong anything when you're dead. You don't know that being dead sucks either.

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maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe i should kill my mom and then hunt you down and skull fk you you

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You are too lazy to go get a job, so how the [censored] are you going to suddenly get enough determination to track someone down and kill them?

You'll probably get as far as the front porch and stop to smoke some weed and forget why you went outside.

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I don't have a job, but a dude tried to cut in line at Taco Bell so I did a flying somersault flip thing and drop kicked him in the back of the head and then put him in the cobra clutch. And I'm pretty lazy fwiw. Plus I have a buddy who has assassin's creed and he says tracking someone down and killing them is actually pretty easy.

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rape her. thatll show her

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille,
Get Jailed, Jump Bail,
Join the army if you faillllllll

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reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

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This is very, very funny.

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http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDRev...PDVD_00901.jpg

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reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

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This is very, very funny.

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We were eating dinner and she flat out told me that I was a loser and should join the army OAINDKLNAd and I KNOW FOR A FACBT that she does not support the war in Iraq adn the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die.



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That was too much, all I wanted was to send you to the store or something so that we could get it on.

I guess she wanted you dead or something.

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I just checked, and we've decided we don't want the OP in our Army. Tell mom thanks tho.

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I just checked, and we've decided we don't want the OP in our Army. Tell mom thanks tho.

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I agree.
He's more of the Marines type, def.