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yeah so last weekend i went to my gf's homecoming in florida. everything was going fine, her parents liked me and everything. the dance was on friday night...and everything was fine until saturday night....when i made a kinda dumb mistake. Ok so her mom had me sleeping on a mattress about 3 rooms away from my gf's and i wake up at like 4:30 am and she is shaking me to wake up...''ALEX! wake up! i think we can [censored]! my mom is sleeping!'' ok so i am like close and lock door? she says no...she wanted to hear if her mom was coming.... but yeah obv we couldnt hear anything except eachother... and before i know it, i see her spanish mom in the door way with the biggest look of shock no her face i have ever seen. before i come to grips with what happened... i get the boot obv. my flight was scheduled for like 7pm that evening and it was like 5 am. they refused to give me a ride to airport obv, and i had to call taxi which costed me like $125. i get to the airport and hop on an earlier flight and land...but my anticipated ride back to my dorm wasnt going to be available until like 10pm....so i had to pay ANOTHER $150ish taxi....plus i get home and notice i left my ipod video at her house and her parents obv threw it away. gg my life.

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LOL

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LOLOLOLOL
wow they threw your video ipod out? that is a little crazy

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I'd fly back and slap the mom IMO

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lo0olo0ol

that's what happens when you don't ask her mum if she wants to join in. moran.

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lol yeah im thinking of suing for ipod. im not a baller...i just play poker for fun barely beat 50-100nl

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Uhhh, let's smoke crack on the steps to city hall, that way, if there is anyone around that would put a stop to it, we'll see them coming thru the tinted black glass before they reach the steps.

Typical crackhead move, this isn't even a bad beat. Thats like pushing against aces, noob.

Girlfriend is gone, go gay.

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people that say "costed" are just asking for it imo.

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people that say "costed" are just asking for it imo.

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lol oh [censored] costed isnt a word?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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don't laugh. people without ipods are not allowed to laugh.

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it "cost" this much today, it "cost" this much yesterday.

sorry, pet peeve.

Otherwise, with your girl, be glad it didn't
cost even more; brag: she probably isn't preggo.

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don't laugh. people without ipods are not allowed to laugh.

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pwnd.....

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So it was a shock for her mom that her daughter has a vagina and someones using it to practice how to make kids. lol american parenting, is this normal there?

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pretty retarded not going in her room

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dunno whats wrong with pretzeling your gf...
tell her mom to stop hatin!

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pretty retarded not going in her room

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So it was a shock for her mom that her daughter has a vagina and someones using it to practice how to make kids. lol american parenting, is this normal there?

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Yea unfortunately. I'm european and had american gf, her family was crazy

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that mom clearly has sand in her vagina

how old are you? people have sex all the time, whats the problem....

maybe you should be glad that fat hoe is not going to be your mother in law [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Well at least now you have more time to start being a poker superstar. Your gf is gonna be a whacko too just like her mom, no reason to waste time on her.

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lol im 18... and yeah i agree 100% that her mom should hop off the dick ...i just needed to post this to vent lol

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did you at least finish what you started?

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pretty retarded dating a girl that lives with her parents and is a plane flight away when you are going to college

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I'd fly back and dick slap the mom IMO

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Beat: OP wandered around the state of FL carrying only his suitcase for 1 hour before being able to contact a cab.

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hu4daughterz ldo

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hu4daughterz ldo

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LOL considering it

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Beat: Catholics

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lol here i am clicking this to hear about massive money lost to make me feel better since i blew 4K on college football and its some pussy sob story about paying for a cab and pissing off a girls mom...weak imo

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not everyone is as baller as you ews...

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im not baller at all...this was actually a pretty degen moment that im not proud of...but your situation is really pretty meaningless to call it the worst weekend ever...its a borderline good weekend because its a good story to tell your boys...you shouldn't be traveling to some girl that lives with her parents you should be banging girls on campus

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wait, its your gf and her mum was surprised you two [censored]?

What was she thinking a boy and a girl do? Play poker?

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how do taxi rides costed hundreds of dollars?

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lol moran... do it in the garden or something... or wait until another time. or insist on locking door....

so many errors... every street played badly. fold pf

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Beat:SEX WITHOUT DOOR LOCKED
BRAG:?????
VARIANCE:IPOD AND CAB DEBTS.
DAMN

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Lol, are you still dating. That sucks bro.

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What did her Dad say?

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sometimes you get the old bone

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[x] op neglected to mention it was anal.

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sex w/out doors closed from what it sounds like.

Idiotic and definitely misplayed

Have her fly to visit you since she lives at home. Do her in closed locked room b/c even if mom's knocking, it's 4am she came in to cuddle. More innocent though not believed at least it doesn't end w/ your ipod in the trash.

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All I can say is LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]