ejaculate further - make like cannon!
 

that's the title of a spam email i just got

lol cannon ejaculate

FIND ME A PICTURE OF A WOMAN GETTING KICKED IN THE CROTCH PLZ AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH HILARITY!!!!!!!!!

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peternorth@aol.com?

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does it have to be a woman?

http://www.rdfm.org/ammuzzu/wp-conte...rotch-kick.jpg

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hahahaha

yea i need it to be a woman, i might try to shop a woman head onto something like that tho if i get desperate

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kegel exercises ldo

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http://www.priweb.org/ed/pgws/histor...her_410pxl.jpg

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That's a winner.

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[censored].

Let me break it down for you:

Peter North = volume

Randy Spears = distance.

Don't get it twisted.

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[censored].

Let me break it down for you:

Peter North = volume

Randy Spears = distance.

Don't get it twisted.

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I find this post very troubling imo.

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dids likes dicks

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any gay sportscenter NFL analyist when speaking of tony romo. CUM shots out more eratically them any Hawaiian volcano.

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any gay sportscenter NFL analyist when speaking of tony romo. CUM shots out more eratically them any Hawaiian volcano.

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what. the. [censored].

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IT EVEN RHYMES

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i literally ejaculate 1 mile. I also put holes through girls backs. Send me 50 on stars and I can tell you how you can do the same!

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back in '82 i could ejaculate a quarter mile

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hmm i was born in 82. Dad?

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I ejaculated on people 15 times for a loss in '95

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Rex Grossman approves of this thread.

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Rex Grossman approves of this thread.

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i'm not a gunslinger, i'm a cumslinger!

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all county, ftr!

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bet u a million bucks I can ejaculate over dem mountons

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i figuratively ejaculate 1 mile. I also put holes through girls backs. Send me 50 on stars and I can tell you how you can do the same!

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btw moran - it's ejaculate FARTHER

learn the diff. ktks<3

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peternorth@aol.com?

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[censored].

Let me break it down for you:

Peter North = volume

Randy Spears = distance.

Don't get it twisted.

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It troubles me that I can say with certainty that the above is incorrect. Randy Spears is nowhere near North when it comes to volume or distance.

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11 unassisted?

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dids = encyclopedia reference of male porn stars, kinda ghey

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http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...style_ribs.png

EDIT: LOL at pic being "st_louis_style_ribs.png" since I had just finished a Tony Roma's pic.

Dids like St. Louis style ribs ldo.

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EDIT: LOL at pic being "st_louis_style_ribs.png" since I had just finished a Tony Roma's pic.

Dids like St. Louis style ribs ldo.

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this is top 5% imo

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i sure lol'd

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EDIT: LOL at pic being "st_louis_style_ribs.png" since I had just finished a Tony Roma's pic.

Dids like St. Louis style ribs ldo.

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right click/save

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srsly anyone bopped their baloney to this yet?

skeet contest for 1 months salary

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http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...style_ribs.png
lmao not sure who to listen to though iron tigran seems confident, but pictures dont lie imo so dids is correct

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squeeze it.. it shoots farther then

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http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...ew/didscum.jpg

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no love? sorry for disrespecting dids, at least its only on his underarm and glasses, easy clean up imo, the golden locks would be a different story afaik.

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quoted for dids

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