i have no telephone
 

[x]

i decided I suck at poker, so I cashed out monies.
but apparently you need to call some pervert on the telephone to cancel a Cardrunners subscription.

i dont have a telephone. WTF is with online based subscription businesses making you cancel by phone? will changing my billing info to blank work?

beat: no phone
brag: up $400 in pokers and will forever be. GG

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by the way, here's my endorsement of cardrunners

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/752/ta1sd4.jpg


I could also spend my fpps on like 18 100k sats and buy a duffel bag that isn't gay.

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[ ] telephone

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What kind of idiot doesn't have a cell phone?

beat: you have no social life if you have no cell phone
[ ] girlfriend
[ ] female friend
[ ] FRIENDS?!?!
[x] permanent cardrunners account

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[ QUOTE ]
by the way, here's my endorsement of cardrunners

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/752/ta1sd4.jpg


I could also spend my fpps on like 18 100k sats and buy a duffel bag that isn't gay.

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[ ] good sample size

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[ QUOTE ]
by the way, here's my endorsement of cardrunners

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/752/ta1sd4.jpg


I could also spend my fpps on like 18 100k sats and buy a duffel bag that isn't gay.

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[x] great sample size

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I voted for 2 cups, grab the 2 cups, attach them with string, give one cup to cardrunners, make call and cancellation, profit.


GL

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I voted for 2 cups, grab the 2 cups, attach them with string, give one cup to cardrunners, make call and cancellation, profit.
GL

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LOL

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I voted for the 2 cups also. Find two girls, throw one of the cups away, get a video camera, make a website, profit imo.

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i have an extra phone but it's long distance

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[ ] i has no telephone
[x] i have no telephone

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duffel bag in case you go busto and need a place for storage

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[ QUOTE ]
I voted for 2 cups, grab the 2 cups, attach them with string, give one cup to cardrunners, make call and cancellation, profit.


GL

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pissing my pants

POY nominee ftw!

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I'll mail you my cell phone to help a fellow poker player out.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I voted for 2 cups, grab the 2 cups, attach them with string, give one cup to cardrunners, make call and cancellation, profit.



GL

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pissing my pants

POY nominee ftw!

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Will he have any FPPs left to buy the string?

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Man you gotta keep playing, only another 250 FPPs and you can get the Chris Moneymaker Commerorative(sic)Medallion LIMITED TO THE FIRST 2000 ORDERS.

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you don't have to call to cancel, you can just go to your account info and change your credit card number. the next time they try and bill your account it'll just come up invalid and your account will be closed in like a week.

tc

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Ask your mom to phone for you.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I voted for 2 cups, grab the 2 cups, attach them with string, give one cup to cardrunners, make call and cancellation, profit.


GL

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pissing my pants

POY nominee ftw!

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this wasa a good post and all, but damn dude you don't read bbv much if you think it's anywhere close to a POTY nominee

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I'll mail you my cell phone to help a fellow poker player out.

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Good idea but doubt he has a permanent address

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5981/bumpe0.jpg

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you don't have to call to cancel, you can just go to your account info and change your credit card number. the next time they try and bill your account it'll just come up invalid and your account will be closed in like a week.

tc

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or if your unlucky it will go through and in a month or so you will be arrested for credit card fraud.

GOOD LUCK!

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[ QUOTE ]
What kind of idiot doesn't have a cell phone?

beat: you have no social life if you have no cell phone
[ ] girlfriend
[ ] female friend
[ ] FRIENDS?!?!
[x] permanent cardrunners account

[/ QUOTE ]

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Ok I lied.

I has a phone. I just don't want to call an upstanding citizen to cancel and feel it's unprofessional to force customers to do so.

edited for legal reasons

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pedophile wtf?

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Ok I lied.

I has a phone. I just don't want to call a pedophile to cancel and feel it's unprofessional to force customers to do so.

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was it professional to lie to us?

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no, but then im not charging you $25 to read my post

lol misclick'd notify mod [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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what were they supposed to provide you for $25?

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This was great, I pissed my pants at work and am still laughing as I Type!! Bwaahahahahahaaaaaaaa!11!!one

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tools to turn me into a money making robot.

but seriously you dont have a problem with internet subscription services not having a cancel button? It's not like they can't do it. They just want you to go through more crap to cancel, and it is not cool.

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but seriously you dont have a problem with internet subscription services not having a cancel button? It's not like they can't do it. They just want you to go through more crap to cancel, and it is not cool.

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If indeed you cannot cancel a cardrunners membership without calling, I agree this is a horrible policy.

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you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave

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Just leave your credit card maxed out, problem solves itself

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you don't have to call to cancel, you can just go to your account info and change your credit card number. the next time they try and bill your account it'll just come up invalid and your account will be closed in like a week.

tc

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or if your unlucky it will go through and in a month or so you will be arrested for credit card fraud.

GOOD LUCK!

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i clearly meant change it to some random string of numbers. thanks for the advice though Cochran.