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ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:05 AM

Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
I am not the greatest sng player ever, but I was a big winner in the 6.50s and 16s and I am alot better now then when I played sngs. If I don't know the answer I will IM someone who will give a good one.

so if you have any low limit hands you dont feel like posting, feel free and I will answer them


Also I will give any cash hands a shot as well as sngs

Green Kool Aid 11-16-2007 12:08 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
o/u on beers consumed by AlReturnsLOL: 1.5

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:10 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
lmao

sippin_criss 11-16-2007 12:11 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (3 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB (t3925)
Button (t4790)
Hero (t4785)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]], K[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]].
Button calls t600, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t1600) Q[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], 5[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]], K[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] [color=Blue](3 players)</font>
Hero checks, [color=Red]BB bets t1800</font>, Button calls t1800, Hero folds.

Turn: (t5200) 4[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [color=Blue](2 players)</font>
[color=Red]BB bets t1475 (All-In)</font>, Button calls t1475.

River: (t8150) 4[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [color=Blue](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8150

bones 11-16-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
http://globalnerdy.com/wp-content/up...huge-hands.jpg

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:15 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
pretty sure you should be shoving this flop, would be curious to hear others thoughts tho

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:16 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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http://globalnerdy.com/wp-content/up...huge-hands.jpg

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ya this has been very productive so far

DevinLake 11-16-2007 12:18 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
How do you play hearts?

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:20 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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How do you play hearts?

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lmao, generally raise, sometimes call if ur opponent is tight

LeadbellyDan 11-16-2007 12:22 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
If you had A9 would you make the call?

roxxorzjoo 11-16-2007 12:22 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t4780)
CO (t2950)
Hero (t2105)
SB (t1705)
BB (t3460)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, CO calls t200, <font color="red">Hero raises to t2105 (All-in)</font>



Blinds are tight and limper has done that a ton.

DannyOcean_ 11-16-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Should women be allowed in the poker rooms?

Kevin8423 11-16-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t4780)
CO (t2950)
Hero (t2105)
SB (t1705)
BB (t3460)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, CO calls t200, <font color="red">Hero raises to t2105 (All-in)</font>



Blinds are tight and limper has done that a ton.

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Standard.

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t4780)
CO (t2950)
Hero (t2105)
SB (t1705)
BB (t3460)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, CO calls t200, <font color="red">Hero raises to t2105 (All-in)</font>



Blinds are tight and limper has done that a ton.

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perfect, nh

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:25 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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If you had A9 would you make the call?

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obv

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:28 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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Should women be allowed in the poker rooms?

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obv not, shouldnt be allowed to vote either

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-voting-500.gif

DannyOcean_ 11-16-2007 12:29 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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Should women be allowed in the poker rooms?

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obv not, shouldnt be allowed to vote either

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-voting-500.gif

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Wait.



Can we make an exception if they are giving massages/bringing drinks?


Or if theyre strippers?

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:31 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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Wait.



Can we make an exception if they are giving massages/bringing drinks?


Or if theyre strippers?

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obv.

slimon 11-16-2007 12:32 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Someone is bored! Why is korean food so expensive?

bones 11-16-2007 12:34 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
What should I do (besides hookers and drugs) on my trip to thailand?

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:34 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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Someone is bored! Why is korean food so expensive?

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I would say b/c its prepared very tediously

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:36 AM

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What should I do (besides hookers and drugs) on my trip to thailand?

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city?

bones 11-16-2007 12:38 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Bangkok I believe.

bones 11-16-2007 12:40 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Who's better, Slaton or White?

slimon 11-16-2007 12:40 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Is putting my all my money into one index fund going to be better than opening a cd?

spacegravy 11-16-2007 12:42 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
alreturns, your new avatar sucks, bones come live in our house.

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:42 AM

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Bangkok I believe.

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off the top of my head

One of the oldest and largest temples in Bangkok features the famous Reclining Buddha, which is the largest in Thailand measuring more than 150 feet in length.
Attraction type: Religious site; Statue; All terrain vehicle trail; Historic site


Grand Palace, Bangkok
Bangkok's famous palace complex was built in 1782 and features several magnificent buildings including Wat Phra Kaeo (Temple of the Emerald Buddha), which contains a beautiful Emerald Buddha that dates back to the 14th century.
Attraction type: Historic site; Castle; Landmark/point of interest; Historic home; Government building; Religious site; Tour


Baipai Thai Cooking School, Bangkok
Attraction type: Shop


Chao Phraya River, Bangkok
This scenic river, flowing through the heart of Bangkok, offers convenient boat transportation and sightseeing cruises since many of the major city attractions are easily accessible from various points along this waterway.
Attraction type: River; Neighborhood


Temple of the Dawn (Wat Arun), Bangkok
This temple is considered to be the most famous and photographed temple in Bangkok, which features a soaring 70-meter-high spire decorated with tiny pieces of colored glass and Chinese porcelain.
Attraction type: Architectural building; Landmark/point of interest; Religious site

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:43 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
Who's better, Slaton or White?

[/ QUOTE ]

noel devine will pwn them all

DannyOcean_ 11-16-2007 12:44 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
Who's better, Slaton or White?

[/ QUOTE ]

knowshon

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:45 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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Is putting my all my money into one index fund going to be better than opening a cd?

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no I don;t think so, diversify baby. Seriously there are some great options for inveestments, AMerican mutual funds are my favorite atm, thats where I put my money

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:46 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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alreturns, your new avatar sucks, bones come live in our house.

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better than having no avatar

bones 11-16-2007 12:46 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
Favorite member of the wu tang clan?

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:48 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
Favorite member of the wu tang clan?

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method man, but only b/c he keeps the shi.t real

spacegravy 11-16-2007 12:50 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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alreturns, your new avatar sucks, bones come live in our house.

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better than having no avatar

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my avatar would be much more balla than yours if i had the skillz to get one on here.

ADLinden 11-16-2007 12:50 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
triscuits or wheat thins?????

slimon 11-16-2007 12:51 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
I believe in most strip clubs it's 20 dollars for a topless dance and 40 dollars for a topless and bottomless dance. I realized it's not worth 20 more dollars for bottomless because you can't see [censored] anyway and the extra 20 bucks isn't going to allow you to touch it. Thoughts? Also I heard a good strategy is to pick the uglyer ones because the uglyer ones have to do more to attract customers.

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:53 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
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triscuits or wheat thins?????

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how is this even a question?

http://www.crcentralmarket.com/Wheat_Thins_tn.jpg

kkcountry 11-16-2007 12:54 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Favorite member of the wu tang clan?

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method man, but only b/c he keeps the shi.t real

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http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/663...e129ww5.th.png

ALReturnsLOL 11-16-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
[ QUOTE ]
I believe in most strip clubs it's 20 dollars for a topless dance and 40 dollars for a topless and bottomless dance. I realized it's not worth 20 more dollars for bottomless because you can't see [censored] anyway and the extra 20 bucks isn't going to allow you to touch it. Thoughts? Also I heard a good strategy is to pick the uglyer ones because the uglyer ones have to do more to attract customers.

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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yea they say "its only 40" but srsly they will take u for more and make u feel insufficient for only paying 40$

kkcountry 11-16-2007 12:57 AM

Re: Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them
 
al,

favorite hand to spitecall with?


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