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Nielsio 11-15-2007 06:38 PM

So gross
 
Jesus, so gross



Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $200
BTN: $100.85
SB: $213.90
Hero (BB): $198.40
UTG: $180.90
MP: $249

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, MP calls $7, CO folds, BTN calls $7, SB folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($29) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $12</font>, MP folds, BTN calls $12, <font color="red">Hero raises to $80</font>, UTG calls $68, BTN calls $68

Turn: ($269) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $111.40 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $93.90 and is All-In, BTN calls $13.85 and is All-In

River: ($470.65) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $470.65 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight flush, King high) and WON $307.55 (+$206.70 NET)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and LOST (-$180.90 NET)
UTG showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks) and WON $160.10 (-$20.80 NET)



UTG even slowrolled me on the turn...

StrongArm 11-15-2007 06:39 PM

Re: So gross
 
first

StrongArm 11-15-2007 06:39 PM

Re: So gross
 
he was afraid of the boat obv

The Velour Fog 11-15-2007 06:42 PM

Re: So gross
 
you kinda need to have the best hand at some point to say that its gross imo

Ikaika 11-15-2007 06:44 PM

Re: So gross
 
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you kinda need to have the best hand at some point to say that its gross imo

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CoolWave 11-15-2007 06:44 PM

Re: So gross
 
this hand is standard

whorasaurus 11-15-2007 06:46 PM

Re: So gross
 
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Jesus, so STANDARD

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genius55 11-15-2007 06:58 PM

Re: So gross
 
ur river play is very fine.

getitfixed 11-15-2007 07:03 PM

Re: So gross
 
ZOMG- Online poker is so rigged, LDO

HitMe1Time 11-15-2007 07:07 PM

Re: So gross
 
Its only flush/flush whats the big deal?

Hattifnatt 11-15-2007 07:07 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ ]UTG slowrolled

and OP should be banned from BBV, at least from making threads.

adanthar 11-15-2007 07:09 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
and OP should be banned from BBV, at least from making threads.

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if the free market supports this idea, I think some version of this could be arranged

perhaps a "Nielsio threads are now about whatever the free market decides" policy

PokerSoccer 11-15-2007 07:10 PM

Re: So gross
 
c/f turn

Nielsio 11-15-2007 07:21 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ ]UTG slowrolled

and OP should be banned from BBV, at least from making threads.

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You're free not to read them. Or are you a masochist?

imabigdeal 11-15-2007 07:22 PM

Re: So gross
 
turn shove is terrible

DaCooler 11-15-2007 07:29 PM

Re: So gross
 
UH wow

Xanta 11-15-2007 07:31 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
and OP should be banned from BBV, at least from making threads.

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if the free market supports this idea, I think some version of this could be arranged

perhaps a "Nielsio threads are now about whatever the free market decides" policy

[/ QUOTE ]
lol.

Or how about, we're going to have tyrannical [censored] thread closing mods, but it's ok because it's a free market and if people don't like it they can move to another poker forum.

tufat23 11-15-2007 07:35 PM

Re: So gross
 
Nielsio, ure redic close to being blocked for this thread. i cant imagine how u thought posting this was good.

Nielsio 11-15-2007 07:46 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
Nielsio, ure redic close to being blocked for this thread. i cant imagine how u thought posting this was good.

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All because I said 'Jesus'?

evilhamit 11-15-2007 07:47 PM

Re: So gross
 
lol the guy with the full house obv wasn't slowrolling but wanted the BTN to call for his last $13 also and was affraid a snapcall might make him fold.

adanthar 11-15-2007 07:51 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
and OP should be banned from BBV, at least from making threads.

[/ QUOTE ]

if the free market supports this idea, I think some version of this could be arranged

perhaps a "Nielsio threads are now about whatever the free market decides" policy

[/ QUOTE ]
lol.

Or how about, we're going to have tyrannical [censored] thread closing mods, but it's ok because it's a free market and if people don't like it they can move to another poker forum.

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he's already been banned from a number of forums, though, and I certainly wouldn't want to artificially restrict his market share

you know what, let's have a (free market) poll

Donkey-Milker 11-15-2007 07:52 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ ] Hero was ahead at any point in the hand

adanthar 11-15-2007 07:54 PM

Re: So gross
 
remember, if you are an anarchocapitalist, you probably shouldn't vote!

Flintoff 11-15-2007 08:00 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
first

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.....Why?!? Can someone PLEASE explain why this "joke" is still going on?

thac 11-15-2007 08:14 PM

Re: So gross
 
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remember, if you are an anarchocapitalist, you probably shouldn't vote!

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Does this mean ban for good?

adanthar 11-15-2007 08:16 PM

Re: So gross
 
[ QUOTE ]
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remember, if you are an anarchocapitalist, you probably shouldn't vote!

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Does this mean ban for good?

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no, it simply means the system is corrupt, silly

thac 11-15-2007 08:21 PM

Re: So gross
 
Damn, I still vote the same though.


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