Eating Out Randoms
 

Does anyone else have a hung hang up with eating out girls that you are just going to be [censored] for a night? I just can't seem to pull the trigger on it lately.



I'm sure the first four responses will be something like "blah blah blah I never eat out chicks I just get my D sucked and show them the door blah blah blah."

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Was hoping for Taco Bell pics.

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it depends. usually if it's a random hookup we're both drunk, so i'll eat it. i don't have the same sort of queer hangups about not eating pussy that some of these virgins pretend to have though lol.

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Why the hell did I read this title as "Eating Out Condoms"

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I imagine the drunker I was, the more likely I'd do it, but unfortunately I have a girlfriend and don't cheat on her.

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it depends. usually if it's a random hookup we're both drunk, so i'll eat it. i don't have the same sort of queer hangups about not eating pussy that some of these virgins pretend to have though lol.

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hah. i don't go down on complete randoms, but i don't usually hook up w/complete randoms

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each new vagina
is an adventure my friend
just dive the [censored] in

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each new vagina
is an adventure my friend
just dive the [censored] in

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A++++

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real life is for making friends and having sex with females.

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If it's clean then dig in, what's the big deal? If it isn't clean, why are you hooking up with it in the first place??

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each new vagina
is an adventure my friend
just dive the [censored] in

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Man... adventures just don't work out sometimes.

I usually don't unless I'm really drunk. Nothing worse than getting vag-committed on a stanky one.

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thats a haiku if u heathens didnt notice lol

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Normally I don't, cuz I don't really care.
Also had a couple bad experiences.. and one that I would never have stopped eating it cuz it tasted so good, never had that before.

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If it doesn't smell weird you are safe. Otherwise keep your face away and just f her.

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do not want

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Lol this is like the least bad idea I have with the randoms I hook up with.

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of course not unless she is a 9+

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A complete ordered list of bad ideas GA has with randoms he hooks up with:

1. Eating out
2. _________

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??????
Profit

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it'd be nice for the 2p2 girls who have random hookups to chime in here and say whether they expect to be eaten out or not

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"blah blah blah I never eat out chicks I just get my D sucked and show them the door blah blah blah."

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I don't think I go down on any girl who's I'm having a random hookup with...there's a reason why she's into random hookups. Either my game is that strong or she's a huge sloot. I don't like eating out sloots.

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A complete ordered list of bad ideas GA has with randoms he hooks up with:

1. Eating out
2. _________

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Seems pretty easy:

1. No condom
2. Give correct phone #
3. My place, not hers
4. Get the "Seinfeld switch" and rock the wrong girl
5. Wrong name
6. Pass out
7. No condom
8. Buuhole
9. Eating out a rando
10. Crying

... at least, that would make the most sense.

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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

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What's odd about it not wanting to screw something too nasty to eat.

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u stick your tongue in their asses? u put your dick in your food before u eat it? It just sounds odd.

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In the absence of fish, enjoy the dish.

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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

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not really

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this thread has been done before....and it was done before that, and before that, and yes, yet again before that.

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u stick your tongue in their asses? u put your dick in your food before u eat it? It just sounds odd.

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You think weird. Enjoy your bread.

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u stick your tongue in their asses? u put your dick in your food before u eat it? It just sounds odd.

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he said he wouldn't stick his tongue anywhere he wouldn't put his dick, not that he would stick his dick everywhere he would stick his tongue

also, the answer to the first part is obvious

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Hell yea I get down with the muff dive son.

Observe: NSFW

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I don't taste with my dick afaik.

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I don't taste with my dick afaik.

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n00b

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I never would do something so disgusting....http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...fpoint/lie.gif

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what about eating out random buttholes?

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nom nom nom

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what about eating out random buttholes?

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100% random buttgloryholes?

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enjoy your hepatitis B. Had 2 friends get owned by the same girl by going down on her during random hook ups. Both got owned by her vaginal secretions.

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each new vagina
is an adventure my friend
just dive the [censored] in

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Man... adventures just don't work out sometimes.

I usually don't unless I'm really drunk. Nothing worse than getting vag-committed on a stanky one.

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1. use finger
2. smell finger
3. if ok go downtown