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Glen Sasspug 11-13-2007 03:36 PM

bbv: porn star in airport
 
beat: she looked a bit strung out and rough but still pretty amazing
brag: we talked/joked about sexing somewhere at the airport, but her flight was about to leave
variance: slept with her 9 months ago

would post some edited pictures, but there are too many old people and randoms around me at the airport and i don't want them eyeballing me as i peruse pornagraphy in public

T-God 11-13-2007 03:37 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
if you peel the banana it's pink underneath

mrkilla 11-13-2007 03:38 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
[ QUOTE ]
beat: she looked a bit strung out and rough
brag: we talked/joked about sexing somewhere at the airport, but her flight was about to leave
variance: slept with her 9 months ago

would post some edited pictures, but there are too many old people and randoms around me at the airport and i don't want them eyeballing me as i peruse pornagraphy in public

[/ QUOTE ]

how about telling us WHICH porn star it was?

whois 11-13-2007 03:43 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
ron jeremy obviously

Glen Sasspug 11-13-2007 03:45 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
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how about telling us WHICH porn star it was?

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because then no one would believe me ldo

actually i don't want people potentially contacting/bothering her and have it be related to me

dkgojackets 11-13-2007 03:45 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
well this thread sucks

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-13-2007 03:47 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
wah? She knows you're the banana on 2+2? becuase we'd have nay clue how to get contact them?

Just man up and tell us who he is. someone would know them from the picture anyway

T-God 11-13-2007 03:47 PM

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how about telling us WHICH porn star it was?

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because then no one would believe me ldo

actually i don't want people potentially contacting/bothering her and have it be related to me

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Hey good story.



DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT I DID

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-13-2007 03:49 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
there cant be thta many girl pornstars right? I'm guesinng 15-20

Someone just phone them all and say the Banana had sex with them. Which ever one reacts, bingo

highsteptd 11-13-2007 03:49 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
wow OP way to catapult yourself into one of the top 10 worst BBV4L posters in 26 posts

4_2_it 11-13-2007 03:49 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
Meh, I banged three porn stars last night and two more after I got up this morning. I'd tell you who, but I really don't want to damage the reputations of these young ladies.

Apathy 11-13-2007 03:51 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
Your 'variance' is really just a brag

Jay Riall 11-13-2007 03:52 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
4_2_it - ban this chump please unless he comes up with a name/pics within the next hour or so.

losingdonkey 11-13-2007 04:01 PM

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4_2_it - ban this chump please unless he comes up with a name/pics within the next hour or so.

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teh herp 11-13-2007 04:11 PM

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variance: slept with her 9 months ago


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I can confirm this is true, because I was present.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-13-2007 04:13 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
lol,

DING-DONG YO 11-13-2007 04:13 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
eff it. I'll admit it.

Lindsey Lohan flys out here to give me a rim-job once a week. We meet in a seedy hotel then I make her dress up like a cheerleader and put it in her buuhole. I'll look for some pics later.

Smell The Glove 11-13-2007 04:15 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
sdfaijsfdaipojsfdadfsai plz die op

solids 11-13-2007 04:15 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
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variance: slept with her 9 months ago


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I can confirm this is true, because I was present.

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LOL! Teh herp strikes again...



Also, OP, please stop posting forever.

MuresanForMVP 11-13-2007 04:16 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
So you slept with her 9 months ago, leave that as a footnote in "Variance", then proceed to tell us about how you saw her in the airport and joked about sexing, instead of giving a TR about what happened 9 months ago?




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4_2_it - ban this chump please unless he comes up with a name/pics within the next hour or so.

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DblBarrelJ 11-13-2007 04:16 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
This thread is retarded. I've banged both the Hilton sisters, at the same time on occasion.

Then again, who hasn't?

Glen Sasspug 11-13-2007 04:17 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
haters [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

sorry but outing her can so easily result in her being contacted and linked here, resulting in diminished chances of future sextime with her or her hot friends

surely you all understand

DING-DONG YO 11-13-2007 04:18 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
and you don't even have the balls to post this crap under your real account.

I don't usually say this, but ban plz.

holdme 11-13-2007 04:18 PM

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yeah that sounds like a realistic scenario

MuresanForMVP 11-13-2007 04:18 PM

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haters [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

sorry but outing her can so easily result in her being contacted and linked here, resulting in diminished chances of future sextime with her or her hot friends

surely you all understand

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NO. YOU KNEW WE'D ASK. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE MADE THIS CRAPPY THREAD IF YOU WERENT WILLING TO GIVE US THE GOODS. THIS THREAD SUCKS. BAN.

4_2_it 11-13-2007 04:19 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
[ QUOTE ]
haters [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

sorry but outing her can so easily result in her being contacted and linked here, resulting in diminished chances of future sextime with her or her hot friends

surely you all understand

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Variance: Surly you undertand that it's nothing personal.

holdme 11-13-2007 04:19 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
he knows that i have a ton of "ins" with the biggest porn stars and i would diverge his secrets whilst having sex with them

MuresanForMVP 11-13-2007 04:21 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
how long of a ban did you hit him with?

cwes 11-13-2007 04:23 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
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how about telling us WHICH porn star it was?

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because then no one would believe me ldo

actually i don't want people potentially contacting/bothering her and have it be related to me

[/ QUOTE ]
Hey good story.



DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT I DID

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u did time?

holdme 11-13-2007 04:23 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
it doesnt matter since its a gimmick acct

MuresanForMVP 11-13-2007 04:25 PM

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it doesnt matter since its a gimmick acct

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IP ban is the clear answer here

FlyWf 11-13-2007 04:46 PM

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how long of a ban did you hit him with?

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I will be intensely disappointed if it wasn't the Cadillac

smokingrobot 11-13-2007 04:51 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
i dont know if they're still around, but basically you can hire strippers to [censored] them like escorts, they just cost a lot.

i remember reading an article about this one big site that got shut down etc etc. no brag, im too broke to afford that kinda [censored] etc.

so OP, how much did she cost the first time? $2K?

kindergartencop 11-13-2007 05:01 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
i understand where op is coming from. most pornstars i know are outraged when random people on the internet find out they sexed up other random people from the internet.

metsandfinsfan 11-13-2007 05:06 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
[ QUOTE ]
haters [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

sorry but outing her can so easily result in her being contacted and linked here, resulting in diminished chances of future sextime with her or her hot friends

surely you all understand

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omg ban plz

Poofler 11-13-2007 05:28 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
http://catmas.com/images/2007/07/squ...ad-caption.jpg

Carolina Pirate 11-13-2007 05:32 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
[x] pissed off b/c there are no pictures

DoGGz 11-13-2007 05:33 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
This has to be the worst thread of the month so far. So much massive potential, so much failure.

Dr. Spaceman 11-13-2007 05:50 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
Anyone hear of any pornstars that gave birth recently to an ugly liar baby shaped like a banana?

Himself 11-13-2007 05:53 PM

Re: bbv: porn star in airport
 
Hahaha.


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