Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
Cliff Notes at the bottom.
What it do BBV. I went to a card club near my house for some £10 rebuy bingo. In fact this post is one long beat. I built up from my 700 chips starting stack to 4500 and got involved in a pot when some total joker bet 1000 into a dry sidepot and then called an all in on a 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] flop with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] which busted my overpair. I never rebought. I go over to the £1/£2 pl cash game and immediately build my stack up to £140 with a some Vbets against this millionaire. He is 70, has a pacemaker, a bentley and 2 Z3's as well as everything else he told me (I fell asleep after his 10 minute ramble). I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64. I shove ldo. He has £32 to call into a pot of £270. I turn over my hand because I thought he was commited with a pair getting way more than 4-1...but he tells me he wants to gamble. The board is Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] AJ is good sir. Apparently 'I played it bad since I 'played it like I didn't have a hand so it made him call'. I reminded him that I turned my hand over... I decide not to rebuy and the Millionaire is goading me so I ask him if he will play me for £60 at backgammon. He thinks I mean £60 a point. He finally agrees and he tells me he has beaten Gus Hansen at backgammon. I felt some brown stuff creeping through my trousers but decided to gamble. I had £103 left in chips (yes I counted it because I'm a nit) and placed £60 in a pile - I thought he did the same. I beat the chump 2-0 even though 'I played horribly' (do you notice the pattern here?). When I collect the money and add it to my stack I only have £133. I told him that it must be him who skanked the £30 but he said 'I assure you BOY I wouldn't do that'. I am 100% positive he didn't but cannot prove it. The only other explanation is that someone else swiped it off the table - rather unlikely. He proceeded to call me boy and make random ululations about how considerably wealthy he is and I eventually left at 12pm not giving a [censored] about the money but knowing that some rich tw@t just cheated me. As I walked past his brand spanking new Bentley, I had to resist the urge to key the words 'HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES BOY!!' Cliff Notes: 1. Terrible story Don't read 2. Backgammon story totally irrelavant - I just wanted to talk about my beats. 3. Multi millionaire stiffed me out of £30 4. tl;dr 5. Roflmillionairements |
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1. Terrible story Don't read [/ QUOTE ] |
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even the cliff notes sucked
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I am perfectly aware this is an awful story, being a frequent reader of BBV. I merely wrote this account to get it off my chest and to give a platform for budding young writers to show off their evidently priceless talent with such witty insults -----> ^^^^^^.
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dont read
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I hope you realize that the AJ beat is super standard and AJ didn't play that awful.
Otherwise, terrible story, and key the guy's car next time. |
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ululations [/ QUOTE ] |
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should have keyed the car
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I straddled for £4 [/ QUOTE ] Rivercard? |
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[ QUOTE ] I straddled for £4 [/ QUOTE ] Rivercard? [/ QUOTE ] ya, nice spot. |
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I hope you realize that the millionaire probably wasn't a millionare [/ QUOTE ] |
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the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, get used to it OP
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I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64. [/ QUOTE ] Shouldn't you be able to pot to $24 here? (actual pound symbol not on my keyboard imo) |
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dr
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[ QUOTE ] I hope you realize that the millionaire probably wasn't a millionare [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I have it on good authority that he is and judging by his car and people's stories about him, I would say it was irrefutable. As for the hand. I think I got it a little wrong. There were 3 limpers and I 'potted' for £16 more.. Variance: The old man told me and a mate that there is a procedure that no one knows about for new teeth. Apparently you take 2 pills and you grow 28 new teeth with no anaesthetic or operation. Bullsht maybe?? Or is it?? But the rest is true. |
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We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these.
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I swear down, everything I have written in this thread is true. I have a witness about the 'pills' claim but then again i didn't really believe it...
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[ QUOTE ] ululations [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these. [/ QUOTE ] BowToYourSensei would mod obv. |
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I really liked that story, it made me lol hardcore.
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Thank you.
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Story got progressively worse and more pointless.....If this is what your telling bbv your life really must suck
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straddle, 4 limpers, pot it to 16
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reading that story = recipe for suicide
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6. Ban
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What it do BBV. I went to a card club near my house for some £10 rebuy bingo. In fact this post is one long beat. [/ QUOTE ] And... head downhill.... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64. [/ QUOTE ] Shouldn't you be able to pot to $24 here? (actual pound symbol not on my keyboard imo) [/ QUOTE ] You can just use lb's instead. |
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As for the hand. I think I got it a little wrong. There were 3 limpers and I 'potted' for £16 more..
I actually enjoyed writing this post blah de blah... But if it is so awful let the beast die, stop bumping it! Part II to follow [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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build my stack up to £140 [/ QUOTE ] stop there, cash out , cash in on pokersite and play 3$/6$ with a fullstack |
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straddling 70bbs deep is always xpert. this was the gutshot i presume?
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straddling 70bbs deep is always xpert. this was the gutshot i presume? [/ QUOTE ] Nope, card club in North London where there is it seems, the softest £5/£5 plo game ever. |
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I'm in Greenwich occasionally, where would I find a good game close/nearest to there? I realise I might have to travel a bit but any advice would be great.
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Closest is either the Big Slick in Croydon or the Gutshot in Farringdon.
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Thanks.
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1. Terrible story Don't read
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should have keyed the car [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these. [/ QUOTE ] BowToYourSensei would mod obv. [/ QUOTE ] i'd be a tyrannical mod, then consolidate my forces and wage a civil war against matt haven and ryan beal. this revolution will not be televised |
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am 100% positive he didn't but cannot prove it. The only other explanation is that someone else swiped it off the table - rather unlikely.
my head asploded after reading this sentence |
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He finally agrees and he tells me he has beaten Gus Hansen at backgammon. [/ QUOTE ] Do you honestly believe all the BS ppl tell u? LOL Step 1: rent bentley Step 2: add stories about Gus hansen and some new teeth producing pills Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit imo |
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