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Astyanax 11-13-2007 12:30 PM

Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
Cliff Notes at the bottom.

What it do BBV. I went to a card club near my house for some £10 rebuy bingo. In fact this post is one long beat.

I built up from my 700 chips starting stack to 4500 and got involved in a pot when some total joker bet 1000 into a dry sidepot and then called an all in on a

5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] flop with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] which busted my overpair. I never rebought.

I go over to the £1/£2 pl cash game and immediately build my stack up to £140 with a some Vbets against this millionaire. He is 70, has a pacemaker, a bentley and 2 Z3's as well as everything else he told me (I fell asleep after his 10 minute ramble).

I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64. I shove ldo. He has £32 to call into a pot of £270. I turn over my hand because I thought he was commited with a pair getting way more than 4-1...but he tells me he wants to gamble. The board is

Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
AJ is good sir. Apparently 'I played it bad since I 'played it like I didn't have a hand so it made him call'. I reminded him that I turned my hand over...

I decide not to rebuy and the Millionaire is goading me so I ask him if he will play me for £60 at backgammon. He thinks I mean £60 a point. He finally agrees and he tells me he has beaten Gus Hansen at backgammon. I felt some brown stuff creeping through my trousers but decided to gamble.

I had £103 left in chips (yes I counted it because I'm a nit) and placed £60 in a pile - I thought he did the same.

I beat the chump 2-0 even though 'I played horribly' (do you notice the pattern here?). When I collect the money and add it to my stack I only have £133. I told him that it must be him who skanked the £30 but he said 'I assure you BOY I wouldn't do that'. I am 100% positive he didn't but cannot prove it. The only other explanation is that someone else swiped it off the table - rather unlikely.

He proceeded to call me boy and make random ululations about how considerably wealthy he is and I eventually left at 12pm not giving a [censored] about the money but knowing that some rich tw@t just cheated me.

As I walked past his brand spanking new Bentley, I had to resist the urge to key the words 'HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES BOY!!'

Cliff Notes:

1. Terrible story Don't read
2. Backgammon story totally irrelavant - I just wanted to talk about my beats.
3. Multi millionaire stiffed me out of £30
4. tl;dr
5. Roflmillionairements

dkgojackets 11-13-2007 12:34 PM

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1. Terrible story Don't read

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PJo336 11-13-2007 12:36 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
even the cliff notes sucked

Astyanax 11-13-2007 12:38 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
I am perfectly aware this is an awful story, being a frequent reader of BBV. I merely wrote this account to get it off my chest and to give a platform for budding young writers to show off their evidently priceless talent with such witty insults -----> ^^^^^^.

StrongArm 11-13-2007 12:41 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
dont read

Sykes 11-13-2007 12:42 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
I hope you realize that the AJ beat is super standard and AJ didn't play that awful.

Otherwise, terrible story, and key the guy's car next time.

ama0330 11-13-2007 12:47 PM

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ululations

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raze 11-13-2007 12:54 PM

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should have keyed the car

wazz 11-13-2007 12:57 PM

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I straddled for £4

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Rivercard?

Astyanax 11-13-2007 01:05 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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I straddled for £4

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Rivercard?

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ya, nice spot.

Eagles 11-13-2007 02:25 PM

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I hope you realize that the millionaire probably wasn't a millionare

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PugsMcGee 11-13-2007 02:28 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, get used to it OP

MotorBoatingSOB 11-13-2007 02:33 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64.

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Shouldn't you be able to pot to $24 here? (actual pound symbol not on my keyboard imo)

Scansion 11-13-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
dr

Astyanax 11-13-2007 03:50 PM

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I hope you realize that the millionaire probably wasn't a millionare

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I have it on good authority that he is and judging by his car and people's stories about him, I would say it was irrefutable.

As for the hand. I think I got it a little wrong. There were 3 limpers and I 'potted' for £16 more..

Variance: The old man told me and a mate that there is a procedure that no one knows about for new teeth. Apparently you take 2 pills and you grow 28 new teeth with no anaesthetic or operation. Bullsht maybe?? Or is it?? But the rest is true.

HeroInBlack 11-13-2007 04:00 PM

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We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these.

Astyanax 11-13-2007 04:05 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
I swear down, everything I have written in this thread is true. I have a witness about the 'pills' claim but then again i didn't really believe it...

bozzer 11-14-2007 02:33 PM

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ululations

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Clever Nickname 11-14-2007 03:16 PM

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ululations

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SmokeyRidesAgain 11-14-2007 03:24 PM

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We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these.

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BowToYourSensei would mod obv.

alexDJI 11-14-2007 04:19 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
I really liked that story, it made me lol hardcore.

koppes 11-14-2007 05:01 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
Thank you.

EmpireMaker2 11-14-2007 05:15 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
Story got progressively worse and more pointless.....If this is what your telling bbv your life really must suck

bdams19 11-14-2007 07:07 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
straddle, 4 limpers, pot it to 16

=/ ?

imabigdeal 11-14-2007 07:22 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
reading that story = recipe for suicide

Vince. 11-14-2007 08:07 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
6. Ban

apefish 11-14-2007 08:25 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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What it do BBV. I went to a card club near my house for some £10 rebuy bingo. In fact this post is one long beat.



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And... head downhill....


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Daddy Warbucks 11-14-2007 08:28 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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I straddled for £4. 4 limpers and I find two black bullets. I pot it to £16 and then the final limper reraises me to £64.

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Shouldn't you be able to pot to $24 here? (actual pound symbol not on my keyboard imo)

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You can just use lb's instead.

Astyanax 11-14-2007 08:34 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
As for the hand. I think I got it a little wrong. There were 3 limpers and I 'potted' for £16 more..

I actually enjoyed writing this post blah de blah...

But if it is so awful let the beast die, stop bumping it!

Part II to follow [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

xjimraketex 11-14-2007 08:49 PM

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build my stack up to £140

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stop there, cash out , cash in on pokersite and play 3$/6$ with a fullstack

tufat23 11-14-2007 08:52 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
straddling 70bbs deep is always xpert. this was the gutshot i presume?

Astyanax 11-14-2007 08:56 PM

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straddling 70bbs deep is always xpert. this was the gutshot i presume?

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Nope, card club in North London where there is it seems, the softest £5/£5 plo game ever.

SmokeyRidesAgain 11-14-2007 09:01 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
I'm in Greenwich occasionally, where would I find a good game close/nearest to there? I realise I might have to travel a bit but any advice would be great.

Astyanax 11-14-2007 09:14 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
Closest is either the Big Slick in Croydon or the Gutshot in Farringdon.

SmokeyRidesAgain 11-14-2007 10:17 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
Thanks.

MrP 11-14-2007 10:54 PM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
1. Terrible story Don't read

MarvinMartian 11-15-2007 12:07 AM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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should have keyed the car

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BowToYourSensei 11-15-2007 12:08 AM

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We need to get a "fiction" forum going for posts like these.

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BowToYourSensei would mod obv.

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i'd be a tyrannical mod, then consolidate my forces and wage a civil war against matt haven and ryan beal.

this revolution will not be televised

Rob121 11-15-2007 12:58 AM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
am 100% positive he didn't but cannot prove it. The only other explanation is that someone else swiped it off the table - rather unlikely.

my head asploded after reading this sentence

Bipolar00 11-15-2007 11:03 AM

Re: Beat: Got angleshot by a multi-millionaire + backstory
 
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He finally agrees and he tells me he has beaten Gus Hansen at backgammon.

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Do you honestly believe all the BS ppl tell u? LOL


Step 1: rent bentley

Step 2: add stories about Gus hansen and some new teeth producing pills

Step 3: ?????

Step 4: Profit imo


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