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poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 06:32 PM

Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
5 team parlay got knocked down to a 4 teamer. Under 38.5 in San Fran/Seattle will be a profit of ~$6400.

Tell me why you deserve $50 or show me why, and you may be the lucky person... IF AND ONLY IF THE GAME GOES UNDER.


Sent to on FT DIRECTLY after the game, unless im passed out, and then it will be when i wake up.

KSOT 11-12-2007 06:34 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I am greedy and like monies.

W3rdy303 11-12-2007 06:39 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I dont deserve it, and acknowlege that fact.

Y2Dennis 11-12-2007 06:42 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I took Frank Gore with the third pick in two different leagues and am in second place in both somehow.

The Lipo Fund 11-12-2007 06:43 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
i deserve it because i slowrolled a shortstacker

9105000 11-12-2007 06:45 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I recently took a few loss-chasing shots I shouldn't have (hellooo, $200 HUSNG on a $300 roll), and now the only money I have online is approximately 3.23 in my bank account and $34 (from free bonus $) in Duplicate Poker :'(

Graph:
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1470/lolub6.png

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hallo! 11-12-2007 06:47 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because:


http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/4194/nl10sw3.jpg

and I also dont know what a kicker is:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1



Ship it

9105000 11-12-2007 06:48 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
Also, the other day someone slowrolled me for their last 55 chips (lol) in a HUSNG, with quads.

Xylocain 11-12-2007 06:51 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I disagree with David Sklansky about most things.

showtime808 11-12-2007 06:52 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
bcuz im teh busto and have been for the past year or so

=(

EWS87 11-12-2007 06:52 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
lol i got more then 50 on over 37 so id rather have you burn the 50 if thats an option

james_leach 11-12-2007 06:54 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
Today at work, my boss asked me to do something stupid. In the hopes of somehow squirming out of it, I asked him to explain exactly what he wanted and why. He realized that he didn't understand what he wanted himself, and had to ask somebody else (SE). SE confirmed that what my boss wanted was not only stupid but also useless. My boss went away for a little while, then came back into my office and asked me why I wasn't done doing his stupid chore. I wasn't done because I have been on 2+2 all day, but obviously he doesn't want to hear that, so I had no answer.

slasherx 11-12-2007 07:01 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
If you give it to me, I'll flip you the $50 immediately after you send it to me. That's why I deserve it.

jaafar11 11-12-2007 07:02 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
-Im a Senior in Economics at uni. had to drop out coz dad is having problems paying tutition.

- No student loans available
- Im actually good at poker but cant get enough money to deposit and play.
- Minimum wage in my country is like 2$/hr.

cards451 11-12-2007 07:17 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I will win the fifty-fifty and ship you half back...sweetwater2

Steroid Boy 11-12-2007 07:18 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
because without me bottom set doesnt get staked

LDO
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CaptainRocknRoll 11-12-2007 07:19 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I have cancerous aids of the anus, and need to pay for my medication.

Oh, and some guitar strings!

JSmith2007 11-12-2007 07:19 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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because without me bottom set doesnt get staked

LDO
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How'd he do yesterday btw? I fell asleep obv at like 10.

ILoveBlackPeople 11-12-2007 07:20 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
i deserve it because im going to kill myself right now unless someone transfers me some money to play with

eastern motors 11-12-2007 07:20 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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lol i got more then 50 on over 37 so id rather have you burn the 50 if thats an option

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You should get the weather channel.

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 07:29 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
$25 has been sent through a PM, which hopefully will be confirmed on here shortly.

No more PMs though..

$50 still up for grabs IF this UNDER 38.5 hits, if not sorry

Rips 11-12-2007 07:30 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
Once I received $5 from a friend on a page. 2 weeks later that had turned into $3289. That is why I deserve 50 bucks, they are worth $32 890 to me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

piebear 11-12-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I have a girlfriend living 284 miles away from me. I took my bankroll out so I could make out I was a baller and show her a nice time whilst she was down (I'm actually a disgusting NL50 nit) Which she did, but she is now back up country. I want her to come back down for christmas because her house has absolutely no central heating, and her parents wind her up.

$50 would restart my bankroll maybe enough in time to get enough to get her back down here. You will be rewarded/punished with pix.

beat: all of that is 100% true.

mickske 11-12-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I deserve it because I RULE THE UNIVERSE

(and I'm almost broke)

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 07:33 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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lol i got more then 50 on over 37 so id rather have you burn the 50 if thats an option

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the number 38 exists imo

TruFeelings521 11-12-2007 07:34 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
[ QUOTE ]
$25 has been sent through a PM, which hopefully will be confirmed on here shortly.

No more PMs though..

$50 still up for grabs IF this UNDER 38.5 hits, if not sorry

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recieved, thanks pd101 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 07:34 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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I have a girlfriend living 284 miles away from me. I took my bankroll out so I could make out I was a baller and show her a nice time whilst she was down (I'm actually a disgusting NL50 nit) Which she did, but she is now back up country. I want her to come back down for christmas because her house has absolutely no central heating, and her parents wind her up.

$50 would restart my bankroll maybe enough in time to get enough to get her back down here. You will be rewarded/punished with pix.

beat: all of that is 100% true.

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pix you say?

apefish 11-12-2007 07:34 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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because without me bottom set doesnt get staked

LDO
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How'd he do yesterday btw? I fell asleep obv at like 10.

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lol.
He was kind of a big deal yesterday.

JSmith2007 11-12-2007 07:48 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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because without me bottom set doesnt get staked

LDO
[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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How'd he do yesterday btw? I fell asleep obv at like 10.

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lol.
He was kind of a big deal yesterday.

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Yeah - I just checked the lobby through curiousity and saw he brought home 7th. Makes me wish I stayed up now though, damn basketball game made me fall asleep.

Grats blueman and bottomset, should either one of ya read this.

piebear 11-12-2007 07:58 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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[ QUOTE ]
I have a girlfriend living 284 miles away from me. I took my bankroll out so I could make out I was a baller and show her a nice time whilst she was down (I'm actually a disgusting NL50 nit) Which she did, but she is now back up country. I want her to come back down for christmas because her house has absolutely no central heating, and her parents wind her up.

$50 would restart my bankroll maybe enough in time to get enough to get her back down here. You will be rewarded/punished with pix.

beat: all of that is 100% true.

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pix you say?

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beat: me (lol no joke)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...c5114efe2b.jpg

brag: her

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...1a3d8afb6f.jpg

variance: her wearing a tee shirt with me on it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...163ce89999.jpg

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have a girlfriend living 284 miles away from me. I took my bankroll out so I could make out I was a baller and show her a nice time whilst she was down (I'm actually a disgusting NL50 nit) Which she did, but she is now back up country. I want her to come back down for christmas because her house has absolutely no central heating, and her parents wind her up.

$50 would restart my bankroll maybe enough in time to get enough to get her back down here. You will be rewarded/punished with pix.

beat: all of that is 100% true.

[/ QUOTE ]

pix you say?

[/ QUOTE ]

beat: me (lol no joke)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...c5114efe2b.jpg

brag: her

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...1a3d8afb6f.jpg

variance: her wearing a tee shirt with me on it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...163ce89999.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

BBV,
is this worthy of $25 before the game starts and still $50 to someone after ......if the under hits?

Hattifnatt 11-12-2007 08:04 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
piebear ftw.

Rips 11-12-2007 08:05 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
Aye. Cute girl, give her moonies!

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 08:06 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
how about piebear a 50/50 stake in the FT $24,000 guarantee $24+2 at 8:00 est

And everyone is still open for the $50 IF the under hits

piebear 11-12-2007 08:08 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
[ QUOTE ]
how about piebear a 50/50 stake in the FT $24,000 guarantee $24+2 at 8:00 est

And everyone is still open for the $50 IF the under hits

[/ QUOTE ]

a decent placing in this would make for a bankroll and perhaps extra $$$ for the film rights to the story

Hattifnatt 11-12-2007 08:09 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
I think you should give him the $25 + the stake and possibly the $50 if he wins the "contest" and the under hits.

Das Budrick 11-12-2007 08:09 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have a girlfriend living 284 miles away from me. I took my bankroll out so I could make out I was a baller and show her a nice time whilst she was down (I'm actually a disgusting NL50 nit) Which she did, but she is now back up country. I want her to come back down for christmas because her house has absolutely no central heating, and her parents wind her up.

$50 would restart my bankroll maybe enough in time to get enough to get her back down here. You will be rewarded/punished with pix.

beat: all of that is 100% true.

[/ QUOTE ]

pix you say?

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brag: her

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...1a3d8afb6f.jpg


BBV,
is this worthy of $25 before the game starts and still $50 to someone after ......if the under hits?

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i'd probably say yes if you're a baller and all but only cuz shes hot

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 08:11 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
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I think you should give him the $25 + the stake and possibly the $50 if he wins the "contest" and the under hits.

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one or the other.. do you want the CHANCE to win $50 if the under hits and beat out everyone else....

or do you want the $26 for a 50/50 stake in the tourney... if he says no to the stake then someone else is eligible

kemystery 11-12-2007 08:15 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
hook me up because I donked off my online roll ($550ish) playing PLO after I went on tilt cause I lost in fantasy by .40 of a point last week, and I would have won if I would have started Reggie Brown (8.5 FP) over Roy Williams (6.6 FP)

poker_dummy101 11-12-2007 08:17 PM

Re: Enough flips, why do you deserve $50...
 
its up to piebear first.. for 50/50

i see everyone else doing 65/35, 70/30 and 75/35.. im going 50/50 down the middle


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