Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
 

So I've just booked a double room for tomorrow night in a smallish (36-room) family-run hotel in central London. It's in the university / tourist district which is absolutely crammed full of hotels. The woman who took my booking sounded like a sweet old lady. I booked a room with double bed, but I just gave my name and she didn't ask if anyone else would be staying.

In the morning I'm going to spend some time with a delightful girl I had some fun with last week. She has my mobile number so we will meet outside and I will take her up. We will have the TV on, turned to some music station. There'll be some noise but nothing too theatrical.

Last week we stayed in the biggest chain hotel and it was perfectly fine to meet her outside and take her up to my room, with the do-not-disturb sign to keep the cleaners away. So many people coming and going, and nobody would care anyway. Sadly this place and all the others like it are booked up at such short notice.

I'm worried that in a small, friendly, nosey hotel where you have to walk past the people at the check-in desk, it could be embarassing.

The girl - sorry, no pics - doesn't obviously look like a hooker, so could conceivably be one of my friends. My girlfriend, even, since they don't know any better. I guess it's just a case of walking purposefully and confidently past the main desk.

I don't know whether it being 9am will make it less suspicious, or more.

Have any of you been in this situation? Any funny or embarassing stories? Any advice?

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usually they make a point of telling you ahead of time if "guests are not allowed after 10pm" or whatever (eg no hookers buddy) so i'd assume you're in the clear, if not just pull the old distract-oh ... come in, start talking to the lady, make her go get you something (take out menus, whatever) and have your friend slip past, this is full proof ldo

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One time I brought a hooker back to my hotel room. They only got mad because there was a trail of cum dripping out of her enormous gaping vag and it was staining the carpet in the lobby.

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One time I brought a hooker back to my hotel room. They only got mad because there was a trail of cum dripping out of her enormous gaping vag and it was staining the carpet in the lobby.

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make her carry a bucket dangling between her legs like a cow being milked you... what are you some kinda noob?

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One time I brought a hooker back to my hotel room. They only got mad because there was a trail of cum dripping out of her enormous gaping vag and it was staining the carpet in the lobby.

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[x] pozzed

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also, flinging the used condom at the room service guy is apparently "frowned upon." go figure.

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usually they make a point of telling you ahead of time if "guests are not allowed after 10pm" or whatever (eg no hookers buddy) so i'd assume you're in the clear, if not just pull the old distract-oh ... come in, start talking to the lady, make her go get you something (take out menus, whatever) and have your friend slip past, this is full proof ldo

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So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious?

I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!!

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I would guess this would only be a problem if you were staying their in 1850.

Ken

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So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious?

I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!!

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I don't think it matters. If they cared about it they would have made that clear already imo. If you're worried, daylight is always less shady than nighttime I suppose.

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So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious?

I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!!

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I don't think it matters. If they cared about it they would have made that clear already imo. If you're worried, daylight is always less shady than nighttime I suppose.

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Well, sweet old ladies in charge of family-run hotels don't generally mention this kind of thing unprompted when you phone up to book a room....

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I think you just wanted to let us know that you are going to have sex. Sex that you have to pay for.

If they stop you, just say "Hey, I'm paying this poor girl for sex and it's none of your damn business".

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Well, sweet old ladies in charge of family-run hotels don't generally mention this kind of thing unprompted when you phone up to book a room....

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yeah they do, at least in my experience they do. every non-chain hotel/motel i've ever stayed at has pointedly expressed their "no girlfriends / no guests spending the night / no hookers" policy right up front, mebbe it's different in the states though (you're in england aren't you?), but imo she would've just said so right out, old lady or not... i had this ancient indian dude badger me, "no girlfriend! no up all night, no sexy, no girl! no girlfriend right buddy? just you?" lol

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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?

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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?

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Not only that, just say the room is for 2 people. Then if anyone asks, she's your wife. If they ask why she isn't w/ you when you are checking in, BS and say she's getting her hair done or something.

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Well I assume that she is going to leave the hotel chopped to pieces in your suitcase, so as long as you sneak her in, you should be fine.

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Jimm,

How old are you? Like 15?

Just be a man and walk past the check-in clerk.

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You have nothing to worry about.

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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?

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Because they're all booked up.

Also, this place is $140.

Chain hotels are like $300 a night or something sick like that.

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Just claim that you're married. "Mr. and Mrs. Jimm "Lucky" Smith." Say your rings are both out being resized because you both joined a gym a couple months ago and lost a lot of weight.

If that doesn't work just do it in the bushes outside.

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Jimm,

How old are you? Like 15?

Just be a man and walk past the check-in clerk.

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also, grow some balls.
oh and shave said balls before you meet hooker

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luckyjimm,

Very disappointed to learn you are paying for sex.

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luckyjimm,

Very disappointed to learn you are paying for sex.

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Better than wasting his money on poker imo.

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Yeti,

We all pay for sex in one form or another!

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luckyjimm,

Not surprised at all to learn you are paying for sex.

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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?

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Because they're all booked up.

Also, this place is $140.

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$140?? what are you nuts?? just take her to a motel 6 or somethin! (do they have that in england?)

How does this whole process work here in the states? if you go rent a motel room with just 1 bed in like a motel 6, and plan to take your gf there, do you ask them when you're about to book if you are allowed a guest?

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lol $140 is a week in a cheap motel in the states.

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it's the middle of london.

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If this has your knickers in such a twist, why did you book the bloody family-run place to begin with?

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Because they're all booked up.

Also, this place is $140.

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$140?? what are you nuts?? just take her to a motel 6 or somethin! (do they have that in england?)

How does this whole process work here in the states? if you go rent a motel room with just 1 bed in like a motel 6, and plan to take your gf there, do you ask them when you're about to book if you are allowed a guest?

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Sadly there are apparently no cheap hotels in central London, by which I mean >$100, despite there being thousands of hotels!

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luckyjimm,

Very disappointed to learn you are paying for sex.

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Better than wasting his money on poker imo.

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Exactly! I lost £1100 on Saturday, and all week I found myself gravitating towards 2/4, 3/6, 5/10, and even played some 10/20. I'm better using what money I have to at least get some sex, rather than "spunking" it at a PLO table!

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why do you care if the old hotel lady cares if you bring back a hooker? is she gonna call the cops on you? ffs you're paying for sex, i wouldn't worry about the dignity you'll be saving by avoiding a confrontation with the hotel receptionist

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How much does she cost?

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why do you care if the old hotel lady cares if you bring back a hooker? is she gonna call the cops on you? ffs you're paying for sex, i wouldn't worry about the dignity you'll be saving by avoiding a confrontation with the hotel receptionist

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Oh well, as long as 2+2 doesn't find out!!!!!

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How much does she cost?

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A lot. £300 for 1.5 hours. But well worth it, and last time we over-ran.

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jimm,

Where do you get your money?

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jimm,

Where do you get your money?

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(a) Temp job doing legal word processing which pays $36/hour
(b) Won $4k last month playing poker

(This month, after the other day's catastrophe, am down $200 in total, so just squandered profits).

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$36/hour temping legal word processing wtfffff

i will move to london, hire me, i type 92 wpm

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How much does she cost?

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A lot. £300 for 1.5 hours. But well worth it, and last time we over-ran.

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Do you get as many "shots" as you want in that time, or just one? If only one, do you rub one out before hand so she doesn't get the easy one?

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$36/hour temping legal word processing wtfffff

i will move to london, hire me, i type 92 wpm

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Cost of living in London is probably higher than that of crazytown.

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$36/hour temping legal word processing wtfffff

i will move to london, hire me, i type 92 wpm

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Cost of living in London is probably higher than that of crazytown.

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That's the equivalent of £35k/year. It's a lot, but the partners are on a cool million!

It's more because I'm working unsociable hours - 2.30 to 10.30pm. Otherwise it would be more like $32/h.

And yes, cost of living is sick ridic

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$36/hour temping legal word processing wtfffff

i will move to london, hire me, i type 92 wpm

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Cost of living in London is probably higher than that of crazytown.

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unpossible - crazytown is infinity dollhairs rent