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ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:23 PM

BEAT: ROTTEN CARROTS
 
I was eating carrots in the dark (wtf lol) and I just noticed that most of them were like half black. I didn't notice somehow...idk. I'm not sure what to do, apparently that's like insanely bad for you. My dad says to go throw up or I'll be in the hospital tomorrow...wtf do I do?!!@!?!

Beat: Ate rotten carrots
Brag: Would get to miss school if I was sick
Beat: Would be sick as [censored] prolly
Variance: Didn't notice the taste difference what so ever

jessicaalbiel 11-11-2007 11:24 PM

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this never happened

absoludicrous 11-11-2007 11:26 PM

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Grab your ankles, and start puking. Or, you'll die.

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:27 PM

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hai absoludicrous, i like ur custom title. dont forget who got u that custom title

JokersAttack 11-11-2007 11:37 PM

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lol, so u found carrots and started eatign them, without actually looking at them?

you fail

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:38 PM

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ya basically lol

Eskaborr 11-11-2007 11:39 PM

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eat rotten fruit to have a balanced diet imo

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:44 PM

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ILOVEGRIMSTARR(10:42:02 PM): u eat rotten fruit
ILOVEGRIMSTARR (10:42:02 PM): hoe
ILOVEGRIMSTARR (10:42:06 PM): my stomache hurts so bad right now
Eskaborr (10:42:28 PM): HAHA
Eskaborr (10:42:31 PM): BUST ON BAD BOYS
Eskaborr (10:42:33 PM): NIKKAS [censored] FOR LIFE
ILOVEGRIMSTARR (10:42:13 PM): wtf
ILOVEGRIMSTARR (10:42:54 PM): wtf??????
Eskaborr (10:43:30 PM): pass the mac
Eskaborr (10:43:32 PM): lemme hit him in his back

professormike 11-11-2007 11:45 PM

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beat: still in high school?

JokersAttack 11-11-2007 11:47 PM

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ur gonna have fun on the toilet, thats for sure

xjimraketex 11-11-2007 11:48 PM

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racist ban!

Lori 11-11-2007 11:50 PM

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How do you know they were carrots?

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:52 PM

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beat: freshman

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Eskaborr 11-11-2007 11:52 PM

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STALKIN GAT FOOLS WALKIN JACK MOVE

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:53 PM

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lol eska ninjah edit

Eskaborr 11-11-2007 11:54 PM

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why were there about 100 small stale black dicks in my bag of carrots?

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100 small black penile? Unpossible

Eskaborr 11-11-2007 11:55 PM

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lol eska ninjah edit

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EXECUTION DOUBLE NINE STYLE THUGGIN ON THE GLOCKGLOCK

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:56 PM

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NO MO' ENDO GIN AND JUICE, ON MY WAY TO KENO ROLLIN ON DAT GREY GOOSE

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:57 PM

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MURDA WAS DA CASE DAT DEY GAVE ME

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-11-2007 11:57 PM

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MURDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-12-2007 12:06 AM

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i got dis freestyle on lock, like a vault. ur the wound and im the salt. i own the [censored] galaxy, im on TOP TOP like Jamie G, u so far off my level u cant even see. float like a butterfly sting like a bee, my rhymes hit harder than Ali, pussy get a sex change start callin u ASHLEY

dkgojackets 11-12-2007 12:10 AM

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stop posting

creamfillin 11-12-2007 12:11 AM

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=pEdXmgCNHFs

Eskaborr 11-12-2007 12:11 AM

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i got dis freestyle on lock, like a vault. ur the wound and im the salt. i own the [censored] galaxy, im on TOP TOP like Jamie G, u so far off my level u cant even see. float like a butterfly sting like a bee, my rhymes hit harder than Ali, pussy get a sex change start callin u ASHLEY

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I dont ever feel pain so the salt can't enchance, only thing thats ever dropped is [censored] in your pants. Your balls still be up in your guts, make sure you pull them down before you step up, get rushed, and this aint no hit and run like you did muckemm you [censored], this is full on war aint stoppin till your heart does, go have ya daddy tuck ya ass in because its a body bag not a blanket [censored] with me cuzzzzz ROCKIN EM TO SLEEP

ILOVEGRIMSTARR 11-12-2007 12:17 AM

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wtf learn how to type. my dad only tucks me in bc yo mama aint my type. nickname esko? btch lets get passed the hype, donkey punch yo azz and make u take my pipe. you like a sick animal bitch imma put u down, leave yo face white like u was a clown. im way ahead of u [censored], leaps and bounds

Eskaborr 11-12-2007 12:25 AM

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wtf learn how to type. my dad only tucks me in bc yo mama aint my type. nickname esko? btch lets get passed the hype, donkey punch yo azz and make u take my pipe. you like a sick animal bitch imma put u down, leave yo face white like u was a clown. im way ahead of u [censored], leaps and bounds

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Dick smaller than the baby carrot and he calls it a pipe. Rotten like that [censored] from [censored] [censored] all night. [censored] disgustin, his boyfriend loves how he can go all night without busting this butt cheek clutching preadolesecent [censored] loving no more discussin

DonkeyKing 11-12-2007 04:47 AM

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I suggest:

http://www.jesper.nu/bilder/roligt/manniskor/puke.jpg

Legend27 11-12-2007 05:13 AM

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Didn't you know eating vegetables makes people incompentent?


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