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As a public service I am offering these interpretations of some words, ideas, and abbreviations encountered on the 2+2 forums. For now let's concentrate on the BBV forum:

Beat - this means you lost. Posting the story in the Beats, Brags, and Variance forum is like telling a bad beat story. The denizens of BBV will take delight in your misfortune and rag you.

Brag - this means you won. The denizens of BBV will not believe you unless you provide some kind of evidence, like a PokerTracter screen shot or a pic of the luscious babe hanging all over you. (Yes, they know you can fake that, but they'll give you a pass because you put in some effort.)

Variance - This means that's the way the cookie crumbles (on occasion). BBVers will decide whether it's your fault or not--and if it looks like a beat, it's a trend, and if it looks like a brag, it's definitely variance.

tl;dr - this means "too long; didn't read" and is the reaction of the sort of BBVer who has yet to take the remedial reading class at his local community college because he's working 40 hours a week at the Burger King.

donkament - usually expressed as "lol donkaments." This means what you posted was dumb and now you've documented your stupidity for all the 2+2ers to see and laugh at. It is best to post these on the BBV forum because the hyenas there will laugh loudest. ("donk(ey)" + a + (docu)ment)

online poker is rigged - (see "Beat")

donkeys, fish - players who draw out on BBVers.

nh, sir - this means you won the pot with your bottom pair, no kicker/two outer, but the BBVer who dropped half a dozen big bets with aces and kings isn't worried since it's obvious that you are an idiot that he will beat in the long run. ("nice hand, sir") The "sir" is to emphasize your senility compared to his prime time mind. It's the way clerks pretending to be boy scouts address customers, i.e, fish.

ban - this reaction means that what you wrote is (1) stupid (2) obviously wrong (3) not funny, or funny in an unintentional way (3) heard many, many times before (4) asked and answered many, many times before (5) offensive (6) spam (7) similar in some way to saying "online poker is rigged."

owned; pwned - being at a disadvantage. Stronger than "dominated." The idea is that the disadvantage is so great that you are like the property of those with the advantage. Works as a brag/insult, and works best when the person at a disadvantage seems to think the beat was just bad luck or variance.

gehy, ghey, gay - this means wrong, stupid or offensive. Used because there is nothing scarier to a typical young male BBVer than the thought that somebody might think he flaps for anything other than babes with bodacious hooters. (Older BBVers are...different.)

flaps - what BBVers do for sex, cf., "strangle the goose."

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tl;dr

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how we've gone so long without this i'll never understand

STICKY PLZ!

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Cliffnotes: flaps - what BBVers do for sex, cf., "strangle the goose."

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apparently you don't play donkaments because you have no idea what they are

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OP is very gehy imo

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autrement dit, he habitually "flaps" teh dudes

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Ducy?

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passamans atheist alter ego decides to post with new commandments?

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nh, sir - this means you won the pot with your bottom pair, no kicker/two outer, but the BBVer who dropped half a dozen big bets with aces and kings isn't worried since it's obvious that you are an idiot that he will beat in the long run. ("nice hand, sir") The "sir" is to emphasize your senility compared to his prime time mind. It's the way clerks pretending to be boy scouts address customers, i.e, fish.



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nh sir. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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what about ITT? What does that mean?

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the answer may appear ITT

keep watching

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donkament - usually expressed as "lol donkaments." This means what you posted was dumb and now you've documented your stupidity for all the 2+2ers to see and laugh at. It is best to post these on the BBV forum because the hyenas there will laugh loudest. ("donk(ey)" + a + (docu)ment)

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Wrong

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donkament - usually expressed as "lol donkaments." This means what you posted was dumb and now you've documented your stupidity for all the 2+2ers to see and laugh at. It is best to post these on the BBV forum because the hyenas there will laugh loudest. ("donk(ey)" + a + (docu)ment)

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Wrong

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Pls explain, I never really knew what those "lol donkaments" were

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ITT = ICKKY TITTY TITTY

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ban

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donkament - usually expressed as "lol donkaments." This means what you posted was dumb and now you've documented your stupidity for all the 2+2ers to see and laugh at. It is best to post these on the BBV forum because the hyenas there will laugh loudest. ("donk(ey)" + a + (docu)ment)

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Wrong

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Pls explain, I never really knew what those "lol donkaments" were

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Tournaments are for, and filled with, donks. Cash games FTW

Also BBV did a fund raiser with an assist from Barry Greenstein, raised like 45k

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ITT I discover what ITT means. Flippin' sweet.

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Donkaments also means poker tournaments. The rationale is that there is so much luck (variance) that the fish (donkeys) can and do win (sometimes).

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passamans atheist alter ego decides to post with new commandments?

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I see what you did there, and definitely notice some similarities between this lame thread and my OP in that trainwreck thread I started. However, this is so, so, so lame that I'm amazed you'd associate it with me at all. At least a bunch of (older) people liked my OP, unlike the exactly ZERO people who thought there was any humor in this.

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Reveals he did read.

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ITT I discover what ITT means. Flippin' sweet.

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[x] PokerTracter

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Donkaments also means poker tournaments. The rationale is that there is so much luck (variance) that the fish (donkeys) can and do win (sometimes).

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Yes I know what it means, I was correcting that crap you had with documents and all that:

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This means what you posted was dumb and now you've documented your stupidity for all the 2+2ers to see and laugh at. It is best to post these on the BBV forum because the hyenas there will laugh loudest. ("donk(ey)" + a + (docu)ment)

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I mean lol that's completely off

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[x] PokerTracter

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Lolz....this reminds me of about a month ago when a new poster tried to bag on someone's play and made a check list of all his faults that included

[x] plays at a site called Lego Poker

That reverse bag killed me.

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Of course most BBVers will not find much humor in my post.

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i had a dream and thac was in it. but thats all i remember

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Actually Gonso you are wrong on this. I think if you searched "donkaments" you would find both usages. Naturally the tournament usage is the standard, but I like the donkaments used as a kind of self-documentation of ineptness.

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Surprised that you would react to a typo as evidence of something. You must be very busy here, Chaplain.

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You're right. I seldom do. Time sink.

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Still owned.

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Satire is good. Sarcasm is good. Thanks.

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Actually Gonso you are wrong on this. I think if you searched "donkaments" you would find both usages. Naturally the tournament usage is the standard, but I like the donkaments used as a kind of self-documentation of ineptness.

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No, you are wrong, it had nothing to do with documents at all until Gabe goofed it on HSP, as pretty much everyone is BBV knows.

Been there, and have two t-shirts to prove it

So, "owned"

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You obv forgot something:


http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1566/itsatarpps2.jpg

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nh, sir - this means you won the pot with your bottom pair, no kicker/two outer, but the BBVer who dropped half a dozen big bets with aces and kings isn't worried since it's obvious that you are an idiot that he will beat in the long run. ("nice hand, sir") The "sir" is to emphasize your senility compared to his prime time mind. It's the way clerks pretending to be boy scouts address customers, i.e, fish.



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nh sir. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Not bad. Succinct.

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i had a dream and thac was in it. but thats all i remember

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I wish there was a crying smiley (if there is, someone insert it)

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Too obvious and fawning. But thanks.

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i had a dream and thac was in it. but thats all i remember

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I wish there was a crying smiley (if there is, someone insert it)

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Simply use this:

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/...-bunny-cry.jpg

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i had a dream and thac was in it. but thats all i remember

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I wish there was a crying smiley (if there is, someone insert it)

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Simply use this:

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/...-bunny-cry.jpg

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Agree, ebepse, you make bunny cry.

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Actually Gonso you are wrong on this. I think if you searched "donkaments" you would find both usages. Naturally the tournament usage is the standard, but I like the donkaments used as a kind of self-documentation of ineptness.

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No, you are wrong, it had nothing to do with documents at all until Gabe goofed it on HSP, as pretty much everyone is BBV knows.

Been there, and have two t-shirts to prove it

So, "owned"



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QED