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icheckraiseu 11-09-2007 07:49 PM

Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
Im not gay or something. I love to [censored] them, but afterwards...sometimes i want to punch that bitch that i just jizzed into in her pretty face.

WTF is wrong with me. I had a looong relationship, which ended as she was trying to cheat on me. So i dumped her. But [censored] her afterwards a couple of times. I was not cheating on her all the [censored] time - 6 [censored] years. Think im missed some pussy.

I am 25, 7.5/10 imo, not fat, and most important: I am a master at "conversations" (aka LIES) so basically if i want that special girl tonight, most of the times i [censored] her 2-4 hrs later. Sometimes they refuse though - big deal, [censored] you, you whore, i will get your sister and bang her brain out ouf her head.

Uhh...btt. My question was: Why all the [censored] hate. I mean - after i get them to suck my wang and spread their legs, i am no longer interested in any activites. No relationships, no "let us be friends", no nothing. Really, sometimes i want to punch them. I cant stand that "OHHH MY! I SWEAR I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS!" They just dont [censored] get it. Sometimes i even had to swear to get that bitch out of my house. Never slapped one of them, though. But i think, its just a question of time.

BITCH [censored] OFF. Yeah, we [censored] the whole [censored] night. But that fact does NOT mean that i will marry you or something. Get the [censored] out of my crib.

Sometimes i think about it and it just doesnt sound right...
Second question: Some of my friends are not cool with the whole situation. They say, and i quote: "Dude, you just cant [censored] 3 girls in a week it looks like you are a manwhore (sp?). I never [censored] sisters or ex-gfs of my friends though.

WHAT IT DO BBV?

[][censored] THEN DUMP
[]GET A RELATIONSHIP NOW YOU HEARTLESS BUM YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUNGER!
[]BITCHSLAPPING IS FINE, GO ON

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CappyAA 11-09-2007 08:00 PM

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Im not gay or something.

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I had a looong relationship, which ended as he was trying to cheat on me

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Your statements are contradictory

dsalt 11-09-2007 08:01 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
thickly veiled attempted brag imo
but if true, all you need to do is tell them this in the morning:
"you are fat"

BingoBango 11-09-2007 08:03 PM

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Im not gay or something.

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I had a looong relationship, which ended as he was trying to cheat on me

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Your statements are contradictory

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lol first thing i noticed too

icheckraiseu 11-09-2007 08:05 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
GODDAMN. Really, i should quit posting in the intarwebs while drunk and on tilt.
Its not a brag - because it doenst feel like a brag.
Sex is fun, but this whole relationship/love thingie, its [censored] up. Really really [censored] up imo.


Seriously: Should i stop this [censored]? Woman have feeling too, from what i heard.

goofyballer 11-09-2007 08:08 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
It's pretty obvious that you have some deep-seated anger at women and you treat them like whores to punish and spite them, whether subconsciously or consciously.

dsalt 11-09-2007 08:09 PM

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GODDAMN. Really, i should quit posting in the intarwebs before I'm ready to come out of the closet.

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BingoBango 11-09-2007 08:10 PM

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It's pretty obvious that you have some deep-seated anger at women and you treat them like whores to punish and spite them, whether subconsciously or consciously.

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Probably a result of your long term relationship. I don't think the "girls are only good for sex" mindset is that uncommon though.

Conspire 11-09-2007 08:10 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
When people tell me s*** like "man F*** bitches", "F*** [censored]" im usually like "ya thats what you do, you f*** em"

Conspire

icheckraiseu 11-09-2007 08:15 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
Dont get me wrong: I DONT treat them like 5$-crackwhores. No, its like this:

"Hey, what going on?"
"Hey, who are you? I newer saw you here before?"
*blah, chatting*
"Maybe i can show you my masterskills of cooking?"
*laughter* *smiles*
*Oh yeah, that would be fine."

I treat them well. All of them.
But this one "THATS NOT THE RIGHT THING" - that [censored] my head all the time.

[censored]. I dont know what the [censored] to do. Sex is fun, anger at woman is NOT FUN.

ghostface 11-09-2007 08:15 PM

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When people tell me s*** like "man F*** bitches", "F*** [censored]" im usually like "ya thats what you do, you f*** em"

Conspire

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im diggin it

Conspire

johnnylovescandy 11-09-2007 08:37 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
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[]GET A RELATIONSHIP NOW YOU HEARTLESS BUM YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUNGER!

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Unless you're Robert Blake, I strongly advise against this option...

Himself 11-09-2007 08:40 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
It's easy to dislike a woman quite a bit after you've busted your nut.

ghostface 11-09-2007 08:42 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
ldo

Himself

mastr 11-09-2007 09:32 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
you're just all about the in-out in-out and the ultra-violence... totally normal LDO

Himself 11-09-2007 09:39 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

runningmarvel 11-09-2007 10:41 PM

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It's okay Dwight, we believe you beat the computer

Golden_Rhino 11-09-2007 10:42 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
You so crazy.

runningmarvel 11-09-2007 10:44 PM

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You so crazy.

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f the haters

Dr_Strangelove 11-09-2007 11:22 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
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It's pretty obvious that you have some deep-seated anger at women and you treat them like whores to punish and spite them, whether subconsciously or consciously.

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qft

OP - you should get yourself into therapy. It will suck at first but otherwise you're in for a miserable existence. This assumes you're on the level and serious.


Selah

Tartufo 11-10-2007 12:57 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
Tell us about your mother...

ghostface 11-10-2007 01:23 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
nice work neil bloom

ghostface 11-10-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
pwn

ghostface 11-10-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
pwned

ghostface 11-10-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
pwnd

SimonBarSinister 11-10-2007 01:25 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
If it wasn't for pussy I wouldn't talk to women.

wdead 11-10-2007 04:43 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
standard

A_C_Slater 11-10-2007 04:51 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
I pretty sure women hate other women more than men hate women.

BBV4LPokerDealer 11-10-2007 04:58 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
Both men and women are welcome at my poker table, come join the game for plenty of non-limited hold em fun!

johnnylovescandy 11-10-2007 04:59 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
would you hate/[censored] this woman???

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/camelissues.jpg

Labarde 11-10-2007 05:00 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
i hate men they always pull my hair and dick

tarheeljks 11-10-2007 05:11 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
iirc a mouth's a mouth afaik

also, this belongs in the psych forum

bonds 11-10-2007 09:28 AM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
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Some of my friends are not cool with the whole situation. They say, and i quote: "Dude, you just cant [censored] 3 girls in a week it looks like you are a manwhore (sp?). I never [censored] sisters or ex-gfs of my friends though.

[/ QUOTE ]

a. Your friends suck.
b. What the [censored] is wrong with you?
3. [x] coaching plz

voyamatarte 11-10-2007 03:16 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
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you're just all about the in-out in-out and the ultra-violence

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I get the same way after a little milk plus.

pharaohofFUNK 11-10-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
it took you 25 years to realize how stupid women are?

DMoogle 11-10-2007 05:39 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
Craigslist > Casual Encounters FTW.

Smell The Glove 11-10-2007 05:55 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
wow op i feel sorry for you. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

mr.giggles 11-10-2007 05:57 PM

Re: Beat: i think i hate woman but [censored] them anyways
 
op is trying to be kool imo.

kdog 11-10-2007 09:16 PM

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If it wasn't for pussy I wouldn't talk to women.

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Hey let's face it. If you couldn't F them, there'd be a bounty on them.


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