Douchiest single piece of clothing
 

There are certain things a person can wear that will make them look incredibly douchey. Most of the time it's an entire ensemble (example: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)
But in rare and glorious occasions it is one single item. Let's hear your picks with an example of why it makes someone douchey.
My pick: the bowtie
example: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...lsontucker.jpg

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Those strap leather watches. I cannot understand wh anyone would ever, ever, wear them.

Also, bowties are awesome if you can actually pull it off.

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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9...3935046ak0.jpg
Affliction tshirt

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IMO it's the shirt of a made-up company/sports team/garage/etc that's really just a stock Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

Example: (not a great one, quick GIS)

http://www.crewoutfitters.com/i/products/AME005.jpg

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Those strap leather watches. I cannot understand wh anyone would ever, ever, wear them.

Also, bowties are awesome if you can actually pull it off.

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For bowties it really depends on the individual.
My grandfather wore bowties all the time and they were perfect for him and he looked awesome.
If I wore a bowtie I would look even stupider than Tucker Carlson.


I think the whole crocs thing deserves consideration.

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L.A. DoGers cap

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Flannel hoodie

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Crocs.

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que d'bad who says flip flops

Can the item refer to how it's worn? Backwards worn baseball hat is pretty douchy unless you're on a motorcycle or something.

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IMO it's the shirt of a made-up company/sports team/garage/etc that's really just a stock Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

Example: (not a great one, quick GIS)

http://www.crewoutfitters.com/i/products/AME005.jpg

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I've flown American Eagle, it exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Eagle_Airlines

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Ascot ftw.

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oh, beret is also a good one

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Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

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Wearing a sweater hanging over the shoulders ftw.

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http://fturtr.269g.net/image/TeamNicole.jpg


http://i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/bc/6d/8f_1_b.JPG




http://www.texastravesty.com/2003_11/images/douche.jpg

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oh, beret is also a good one

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Agreed, but there needs to be an exception made for paratroopers imo.

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oh, beret is also a good one

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Agreed, but there needs to be an exception made for paratroopers imo.

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lol true

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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9...3935046ak0.jpg
Affliction tshirt

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affliction shirts are sweet.

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Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

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only the logo stuff imo, the "Max's Garage, We kick the tires and light the fires" wannabe-authentic t-shirts that are really just stock, mass-produced A&E or A&F garbage masquerading as a unique shirt from some local place that somebody worked at. it's stupid and dbaggish imo.

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People who say "Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt" in these threads are bigger douches and/or no coochie getting hermits.

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People who say "Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt" in these threads are bigger douches and/or no coochie getting hermits.

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again just the specific "unique store / garage / sports team / restaurant" knockoffs, not anything from those stores. but if you're rocking those shirts, you're a def dbag imo.

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I agree that those shirts are retarded, unless they are funny. Then I like them.

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that's true, obv i mean the unfunny ones, but i should have clarified

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Could've sworn this thread was done like a month ago, but here's my submission:

http://www.shushans.com/kangolfall/kan2320white.jpg

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greed, but there needs to be an exception made for paratroopers imo.

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I think if you made fun of a soldier's beret, he might "make an exception" of his own.

It's not clothing, but douches walking around with permanently installed bluetooth headsets put me on life tilt.

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The bowtie isn't inherently douchey. Tucker Carlson is just a huge douchebag.

I mostly opened this thread to see how long it would take someone to say "crocs" or, better yet, "bluetooth headset".

edit: lol someone said bluetooth headset as i was writing this post

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flipped up collar on a polo shirt

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L.A. DoGers cap

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Is this something like the L.A. Dodgers?
Or is this some weird parody thing?

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How about those cellphone holster things?

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"(example: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)"

wow. every picture looks like it was taken on a saturday night in pacific beach. i guess the d-bag % is very high in san diego bars.

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Oh, and for the ladies--Uggs or Mukluks.

Also, crocs aren't douchey, just fugly.

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Any kind of tight shirt I see a dude wearing, I pretty much just write them off at that point. I don't care how big your guns are, you still look like you raided your little brothers closet.

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People who say "Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt" in these threads are bigger douches and/or no coochie getting hermits.

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hahaha, you wear abercrombie/hollister/american eagle.

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siccjay's cool, so blow a goat

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There is some giant loudmouth douche on my train every morning who wears this hat with a suit? I have dreams of going up to him and letting him know how douchey he looks.

http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/...bogart_lrg.jpg

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"bluetooth headset".

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Doesn't count, not clothing.

If we expand category to "things people wear," however, bluetooth headset is #1, followed by fannypack.

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If we opened it up then we might as well just reopen "the mark of the douche" thread, because this one likely won't turn out much different.

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how can hoodie be topped ?? Thats the ultimate in doucebagginess and its not even close

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There is some giant loudmouth douche on my train every morning who wears this hat with a suit? I have dreams of going up to him and letting him know how douchey he looks.

http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/...bogart_lrg.jpg

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These work REALLY well with a very small group of people. If you're not in that elite group, you look like an utter tool wearing one.