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React1oN 11-08-2007 08:57 PM

Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
Last weekend I was at a wedding with an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Labarde 11-08-2007 08:59 PM

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did this really happen?

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-08-2007 08:59 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
lame. ban

Labarde 11-08-2007 08:59 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
like i kinda don't believe the ending

chopsticks 11-08-2007 08:59 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
[ ] pics and graphs of girl

DannyOcean_ 11-08-2007 09:00 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
im confused now. is this like a prince-roll or something?

siouxbrew 11-08-2007 09:00 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
i was totally believing it until phresh prinz was introduced

SeriAce 11-08-2007 09:00 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
i laughed so hard

just didnt see it coming

En Passant 11-08-2007 09:01 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
i enjoyed this, thank you

React1oN 11-08-2007 09:04 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
This really happened, it was like Deja Vu or something.

Platonic 11-08-2007 09:06 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
this is hilarious

A+

bmwguy525 11-08-2007 09:29 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
HAHAHAHA omfg I haven't seen one of these in a long time. Perfect execution, another reason why you're one of my favorite posters

runningmarvel 11-08-2007 10:09 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
That was brilliant. Best roll in a long, long time.

React1oN 11-08-2007 10:14 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
http://post.oftheday.com.au/images/f...will-smith.jpg

tuckercat 11-08-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
A+++++

bruin 11-08-2007 10:21 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
this was awesome f all the haters

O Fen�meno 11-08-2007 10:22 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
i didsnt see it coming

Botch Gallegos 11-08-2007 10:24 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
Haha!

I love it!

blutarski 11-08-2007 10:26 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
so, have you talked to your girlfriend since?

pegusus 11-08-2007 10:27 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
seriously well done, i rarely actually LOL but this was great, love the lead, love the delivery, didn't see it coming, A+

React1oN 11-08-2007 10:33 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
[ QUOTE ]
so, have you talked to your girlfriend since?

[/ QUOTE ]No, got a new one, here's a recent pic

http://www.nubianlink.com/dateline/2...1609990028.jpg

Metnut 11-08-2007 10:34 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
wow i just got princerolled

PlzHelpMe 11-08-2007 10:39 PM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
LOL TAKE HER OUT FOR FRREEDOM FREIS SHELL FROGIVE YOU

SoloAJ 11-09-2007 12:06 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
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i laughed so hard

just didnt see it coming

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The Velour Fog 11-09-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
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wow i just got princerolled

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furyshade 11-09-2007 12:15 AM

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http://www.mediaforhumanity.org/images/hitch.jpg

tarheeljks 11-09-2007 12:17 AM

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well played op

Poker Gestalt 11-09-2007 12:19 AM

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i laughed so hard

just didnt see it coming

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chopstick 11-09-2007 12:23 AM

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i laughed so hard

just didnt see it coming

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its_just_me 11-09-2007 12:28 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
youre gf is cheating on you. dump her imo

KhalynYohrk 11-09-2007 12:29 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iD1V3NfzdE

Himself 11-09-2007 12:43 AM

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youre gf is cheating on you. dump her imo

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LotsOfOuts69 11-09-2007 01:04 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
I swear there was a thread a few months ago that ended in the same fashion.

JJBuffone 11-09-2007 01:08 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
A+

whorasaurus 11-09-2007 01:09 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
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I swear there was a thread a few months ago that ended in the same fashion.

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there absolutely was, but i still lold at this one.

fartman77 11-09-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
the ending sounds familiar..

Smell The Glove 11-09-2007 01:27 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
wow this is great

Fubster 11-09-2007 03:07 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
ok so can we stop with the ancient 4chan memes please?

seriously unfuckingfunny.

diebitter 11-09-2007 03:09 AM

Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.
 
Just keep denying it forever. Never ever say 'yeah ok, I was gonna...'

KhalynYohrk 11-09-2007 03:10 AM

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Just keep denying it forever. Never ever say 'yeah ok, I was gonna...'

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helping with a science project, obv


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