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High School Pimpin\' (or the lack thereof)
First some details. I am 17 and a senior in high school. I have average looks and think that I have an above average personality (people say I am very funny). The girl in question, I will call her Katie, is a transfer student who just moved to my town from Chicago. She is very pretty. When I first noticed her in my fourth period English class, I asked around and my sources informed me that she is indeed available, but that she is very religious (I am an atheist). The first several weeks of school I worked on a fool proof plan to woo her, but I have since reached a road block and would like some input from BBV4L on how to proceed. First, the plan:
Step 1: Sit next to her in class. This sounds easy enough, but I have Calculus fourth period and it always runs late, not to mention it is clear across campus from the English building. In order to make sure I got that seat, I decided to sit closest to the door in Calc and as soon as we are let out, I sprint all the way to English so that I am the first one in. So far this has been a success. Step 2: Start a conversation with her. To date I have talked with her twice. The first time was when we were handing around an assignment and she accidentally dropped the pile as she was trying to take one off the top. Before she could bend down to pick them up I swooped in and grabbed them. Then, handing them to her, I said in a very sarcastic voice, “you know, you should really be more careful, these assignments are extremely important for our final grade.” She smiled and let out a small laugh, but the teacher was talking so I didn’t have time to say anything else. Okay fast forward two weeks. We are all getting settled before class and as she is digging through her backpack I ask her in a very matter of fact tone, “can I borrow a pen? I promise not to eat it like I did with mine.” She sort of chuckles, which I take as a good sign, so I continue by saying “yeah, my parents forgot to pack me lunch. Tomorrow I’ll have to see if you can lend me an eraser.” Well she doesn’t laugh this time, but she smiles and says to me “don’t worry, you can keep it as long as you don’t eat it.” Now here is where it gets interesting. As she is handing me the pen, her hand briefly touches mine and even though this is a small thing, surely she could have avoided touching me altogether if she had wanted to? Step 3: Become her Facebook friend. Okay so one week ago I got Facebook. I didn’t want it to look creepy, so I quickly added some other people from school and even made up two or three other accounts to make it look like I had more friends. So finally the other day she accepts my request, which I am happy about, but the next day in class she doesn’t mention it all to me like “Hey, thanks for adding me” or whatever. I am a little bit sad, but I decide to post on her wall. Here is what I put: Hey, do you have any stationery that needs eating? I prefer non-toxic [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. Now that is funny plus it’s a continuation of a previous joke, so it’s like our own little inside joke. Well she hasn’t replied yet or said anything to me in class about it. It’s been two days. Well that’s it, 3 steps and I’m stuck. Where do you guys think I should go from here? I was thinking maybe ask her to go to a party with me, but I don’t really know where to find any. I am not that popular and people think I am sort of a loser because freshman year I hung out with drama kids all the time even though I have since stopped talking to any of them. One other problem is that I tend to be very shy around people I don't know, so it is hard for me to interact with them when I do not know their sense of humor or anything. I was thinking maybe write down some jokes before class and memorize them so I have something to say to her at the beginning of class. Thoughts? |
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iPot, is that you? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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can I borrow a pen? I promise not to eat it like I did with mine.” [/ QUOTE ] This is why you won't get her. , obviously a gimmick imo |
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tldr imo
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if she ignored you for two days game over sonnnnnn
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you?
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After further inspection, this is not iPot (he had game obv).
Anyways...I'll go for the serious answer. Act natural. |
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you? [/ QUOTE ] [x]rich [x]black [x]famous [x]skillz |
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never mention facebook in the real world anyway imo it's just weird
sounds like she is either shy like you...or just not interested. If she seems outgoing/posting on other peoples wall after they make similar comments, you should move on. However, if she is just shy, and you have noticed this, you need take the outgoing route, even though it is out of your personality, and ask her to go bowling with you, anything that involved conversation really... good luck |
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I didn’t want it to look creepy, so I quickly added some other people from school and even made up two or three other accounts to make it look like I had more friends. [/ QUOTE ] stopped here, the lameness was unbearable. |
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you? [/ QUOTE ] Plus, Kobe was on fire while he was on trial. If Op follows this advice, his school grades should improve. |
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you should eat her
it's a pretty good continuation of your awesome joke imo |
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you? [/ QUOTE ] LOL I thought he got acquitted. Anyway, I just thought of something else which may or may not be relevant. When I talked to her the first time after she laughed she sort of sat back and crossed her legs. I was reading something online about body language and it said that this is often a good sign that someone is interested in you if you are flirting with them? I don't know, I just want to have some sign that she likes me before moving forward. I've never really had a girlfriend before (one time freshman year I made out with a girl, but the next day she acted like it didn't happen and pretty much told me to stop bothering her) so I would very much like this to work. |
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tl;dr;siihp
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you should eat her it's a pretty good continuation of your awesome joke imo [/ QUOTE ] Haha. Maybe tomorrow in class I can tell her "man I'm all out of pens, maybe I should start eating body parts instead." This could be an opening to ask her out to a movie too, or maybe we could watch one at my place? I have 28 Days Later, so it would be sort of funny to tell her I eat people and then ask her to watch a zombie movie with me. I don't know, does that sound cool or lame? Also since she is religious she might not like those types of movies?? |
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Pretty solid joke imo. The "patheticness" made me lol.
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[x]EricW's new account.
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Wow, just.. Wow. Pls to be joking imo.
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[x]EricW's new account. [/ QUOTE ] Do I sound gay or something? I am 100% straight, in case it wasn't clear this is a girl I'm interested in. Also I just had another idea. She always eats lunch with the same group of girls at the same table, so I was thinking maybe one day I should go sit at that table before anyone gets there, and then when she gets there I can be like "oh hey, do you want me to move?" and she'll be like "no it's alright, why don't you eat with us". I think that sounds like a good idea, but do you also think I should have some paper and pens stuffed into my lunch bag just to continue our joke that I eat stationery? |
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Wow he actually has the balls to talk to the girl etc. Can you find this girl in the hall and talk to her then? If she's new to your school, she probably wants to meet people. Give up on the joke though, you've already played it out.
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Oh, yeah. pics now.
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If she is religious why the hell do you want anything to do with her, assuming that uberreligious = no sex til marriage?
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assuming that uberreligious = no sex til marriage? [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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YAAFM, poor attempt at a gimmick.
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[ QUOTE ] [x]EricW's new account. [/ QUOTE ] Also I just had another idea. She always eats lunch with the same group of girls at the same table, so I was thinking maybe one day I should go sit at that table before anyone gets there, and then when she gets there I can be like "oh hey, do you want me to move?" and she'll be like "no it's alright, why don't you eat with us". I think that sounds like a good idea, but do you also think I should have some paper and pens stuffed into my lunch bag just to continue our joke that I eat stationery? [/ QUOTE ] sounds like a good idea, you should try it tomorrow |
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[ QUOTE ] assuming that uberreligious = no sex til marriage? [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] I concur, don't waste your time. You could only hope she [censored] out freshman year of college and you bang her over christmas break. |
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[ QUOTE ] [x]EricW's new account. [/ QUOTE ] Do I sound gay or something? I am 100% straight, in case it wasn't clear this is a girl I'm interested in. Also I just had another idea. She always eats lunch with the same group of girls at the same table, so I was thinking maybe one day I should go sit at that table before anyone gets there, and then when she gets there I can be like "oh hey, do you want me to move?" and she'll be like "no it's alright, why don't you eat with us". I think that sounds like a good idea, but do you also think I should have some paper and pens stuffed into my lunch bag just to continue our joke that I eat stationery? [/ QUOTE ] I would make sure to bring along two or three of the made up facebook friends so that it doesnt look like you are creepy and all alone irl not just on facebook |
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i find this gimmick not so pleasurable.
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please stop brainstorming for more "eating pens" jokes. Just ask her in between classes if she wants to cinema or whatever... would save all the hassle of running about.
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This thread/gimmick sucks.
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1) Watch "The Pickup Artist" on VH1
2) Try learned moves on chicky 3) ???? 4) Profit |
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This thread/gimmick sucks. [/ QUOTE ] why? he's just looking for advice... |
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Ask her if you can borrow her box... then tell her you won't promise her you won't eat it.
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This thread/gimmick sucks. [/ QUOTE ] I sent a pm, hopefully you can give me some good advice on how to get girls since you are obv an expert PUA! And since you all seem to feel strongly on this, I will retire my pen joke, I thought it was a funny and corny joke, but it's played out anyway. |
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[ QUOTE ] This thread/gimmick sucks. [/ QUOTE ] why? he's just looking for advice... [/ QUOTE ] OP PMed me and asked for advice, so to elaborate on my above comment, there are two possibilities here: 1. OP will not get this girl because he does the same [censored] I did in high school, which is to overanalyze to death every little detail and conversation you've ever had about completely retarded [censored] when he hasn't had a single meaningful conversation with her yet. Years of experience have taught me that there is a 0% chance you will wind up with her when taking this kind of approach. 2. OP is a bad troll and this thread/gimmick sucks. EDIT: Not to mention that if he was to wind up with a girl that has him sprinting to English class before he even knows her, chances are high a relationship will let down his expectations right from the start. |
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This cannot be real, this is just too pathetic but at the same time the pen jokes are too weird to make up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This thread/gimmick sucks. [/ QUOTE ] why? he's just looking for advice... [/ QUOTE ] OP PMed me and asked for advice, so to elaborate on my above comment, there are two possibilities here: 1. OP will not get this girl because he does the same [censored] I did in high school, which is to overanalyze to death every little detail and conversation you've ever had about completely retarded [censored] when he hasn't had a single meaningful conversation with her yet. Years of experience have taught me that there is a 0% chance you will wind up with her when taking this kind of approach. 2. OP is a bad troll and this thread/gimmick sucks. [/ QUOTE ] QFMFT |
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And since you all seem to feel strongly on this, I will retire my pen joke, I thought it was a funny and corny joke, but it's played out anyway. [/ QUOTE ] wow this might actually be real, i'm speechless |
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1) Watch "The Pickup Artist" on VH1 2) Try learned moves on chicky 3) realize she has male body parts 4) Profit [/ QUOTE ] |
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