Hero hits gutshot, leads to massive berating, kinda long
 

so im playin a session at foxwoods last night. 1-2 and im pretty card dead for teh first 2 hours. the table is pretty calling stationish so i decided to play pretty TAG because people just arent folding ace high.

A guy sits down a proceeds to play a sweet 90/50 style and im not unhappy being 2 to his left.

about an hour goes by and once again he raises to 12 after a few limpers. i call on the button with Q10o and one limper calls.

Flop (40) J 8 4 rainbow.

sweet i flopped 4 outs to the nuts. i bet 1st guy will check and 90/50 will c-bet like he does every other time with any 2.

check
bet 25
I call
1 fold

Turn (90) K putting 2 hearts on the board.

great card to bluff at but hes so station like he will never fold a jack here (i had just pushed him out about 20 mins before in a big 3 bet hand where i actually had aces)

he checks
i decide free card time and check

River 9 hearts putting a 3 flush on board but i have nut straight.

he quickly fires 75

i feel hes on a steal or backdoored hearts. he hasnt been making thin value bets so i actually figured him for the nuts or nothing. i opted to just call.

he shows 99
MHIG

Begin berating.

"You [censored] donkey. What the [censored] did you call me on the flop with. A [censored] gutshot. You [censored] suck. You are the biggest fish in this game. Calls with a gutshot, un [censored] beliveable."

Me "Well I actually had 8 outs and what i thought was 4 to the nuts so I also have some impiled odds too" (dumb thing to say)

"IMPLIED ODDS, yeah whatever, you dont know what the [censored] you are talking about. You [censored] donkey. Enjoy your stack while you have it cause youll be broke soon. I dont even know why I'm trying to educate you. I'm not going to hel the fish at teh table. Queen [censored] Ten. You suck at poker."

Me "Ok buddy well see."

one hand goes by during all of this which I fold.

Next hand he throws out a straddle very forcefully. he hasnt straddled yet all session.

Me :lauging: "I got him on tilt, look hes on tilt. so great."

"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"

Me "EL OH EL"

2 folds to me, and what a great time to pick up Aces. SIHP SHIP mutha [censored] MCGIPP

raise to 24
shorty calls
straddle calls out of spite. i know he wants to bust me.

Flop Q 8 3 (75$) (2 diamonds)
he checks
I bet 50
shorty folds
he tanks and finally says, "well just incase" and throws in 50

I puke here and have a good feeling i might be behind

Turn (175$) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
he checks
i know the money is going in so i just bet 75
he shoves after 10 seconds or so.
i puke and think im beat. i table my hand and he sees it and says nothing, just looks towards the middle. after about a minute i finally call and he doesnt table his hand.

River (825$) Q
Me "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH"

he is motionless.

Me " did you get me on the river"

him " "

Me "am i good? [pause] am i good?"

villain mucks.

SHIP sir. thank you for your stack. my buddy is directly to his left and his GF is behind him and saw his hole cards.





83 no good sir. thank you for playing and calling 6x straddle raise with 83 off.

gg

Re: Hero hits gutshot, leads to massive berating, kinda long
 

Good read.

lol, that guy must've felt like shît [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Good read.

lol, that guy must've felt like shît [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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How was it a good read? OP 8 outted the fish.

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you seem terrible in every aspect of that word

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cool [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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you seem terrible in every aspect of that word

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at the poker?

i wouldnt consider myself great but def far from terrible.

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Good read.

lol, that guy must've felt like shît [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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it really had nothing to do with reads, given our recent experience there is no way i can fold to him in this spot. esp with my weak turn bet which was designed to look weak and get him to shove. if i bet ~140 im pot stuck either way and i figured this gets him to shove over with worse. it was just nice to hit on the guy whos berating the hell out of me for a totally standard play

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keep playing

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tldr but I do love your avatar.

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ehh i think you should have bet the turn on hand 1. or raise river.

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ehh i think you should have bet the turn on hand 1. or raise river.

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i know i know, but he doesnt fold a jack here. im actually calling the flop on implied odds alone. i did consider raising river and then opted not to, cause i suck obv

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I'm surprised he didn't kill you for rivering him since he already was pissed of. Nice thread.

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"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"

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Ever find out where he learned to play?

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"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"

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Ever find out where he learned to play?

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Phil Hellmuth's "Make a million slowplaying" poker school"

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"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"

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Ever find out where he learned to play?

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i think it was 45yearold5'7"fatoutofshapeguykick25yearold6'3"220l bassville

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if you actually said the words el oh el out loud you deserve to be berated

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if you actually said the words el oh el out loud you deserve to be berated

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no, it was laughing. should have noninterpersonally typed it better. like ::LOL:: for hero is laughing his ass off inside

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jesus christ your avatar is tripping me out

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you are bad at poker

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"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"


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did he seriously say this to your face last night? wow wow

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you are bad at poker

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do you play live poker often?

to anyone responding to this saying im bad who has no low limit live experience please dont even comment. if you try playing low limit live like you play online you will get ran over IME. and i make money online as well. diana ross fan, mike macintosh, Al_money, and diamond lie from here can vouch that im a solid player because ive played with them numerous times.

a 2p2 standard line that is +EV online is often -EV in a live game.

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"I'm not on tilt, us good players dont go on tilt like you donkeys. Where I learned to play poker we dont go on tilt, we just get mad and kick peoples heads in"


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did he seriously say this to your face last night? wow wow

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yeah, sly was sitting right next to him thinking i hope you try something, mind you hes a big kid and strong as hell, not that i would have had any problem.

funniest live speech ever

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you are bad at poker

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do you play live poker often?

to anyone responding to this saying im bad who has no low limit live experience please dont even comment. if you try playing low limit live like you play online you will get ran over IME. and i make money online as well. diana ross fan, mike macintosh, Al_money, and diamond lie from here can vouch that im a solid player because ive played with them numerous times.

a 2p2 standard line that is +EV online is often -EV in a live game.

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not raising the river vs a maniac is pretty bad

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a 2p2 standard line that is +EV online is often -EV in a live game.

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Like betting the turn In position when villain told you he has the nuts

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wow. from reading your posts i'm pretty much convinced you are NOT good.

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you are bad at poker

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do you play live poker often?

to anyone responding to this saying im bad who has no low limit live experience please dont even comment. if you try playing low limit live like you play online you will get ran over IME. and i make money online as well. diana ross fan, mike macintosh, Al_money, and diamond lie from here can vouch that im a solid player because ive played with them numerous times.

a 2p2 standard line that is +EV online is often -EV in a live game.

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not raising the river vs a maniac is pretty bad

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see Loc <<<< playing on borrowed money because im practically cash busto (Europe next month) you dont always make the best decisions. i tanked before flatting too.


meh my play here isnt the focus of the post.
guy berates me and calls me a donkey, said guy calls pfr with 83o and gets insanely lucky flop, i hit on him for 410BB pot. he leaves speechless. i thought it was funny.


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OP won, sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut

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[x] hero sucks out in two hands
[x] hero sucks at poker
[x] hero should have only needed one hand to stack villain

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wow. from reading your posts i'm pretty much convinced you are NOT good.

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pretty sure you have zero clue what you're talking about, IHUCY imo

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a 2p2 standard line that is +EV online is often -EV in a live game.

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Like betting the turn In position when villain told you he has the nuts

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NH
seriously OP you are wrong. A 2p2 standard ABC TAG line destroys live games.