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PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:02 PM

dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
Have a 3.3gpa all is well but I am tired of the grind. I am thinking about moving to Thailand and just grinding 25nl for 7bb/100. I plan on telling no one and just waiting till I find a steal on priceline.com etc etc..

BRAG: 7BB/100 at 25NL is probably upper echelon in Thailand.

BRAG: won't have to sweat life/responsibilities.

BRAG: partypoker

BRAG: cheap azz booze, smokes...nickel whores.

BEAT: I am not learning thai or whatever they speak b/c I am lazy as [censored] as you have probably gathered so I wont talk to anybody except with my wad of $5 bills.

VARIANCE: camels are ghey, might get shot/aids

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2823/camelix5.jpg

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6319/whatev5cys7.jpg

RobBizzle 11-06-2007 06:04 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
Good idea. I'm sure you can live off 25nl for the rest of your life.

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:05 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
when cost of living is $50 a month yeah. I might move up.

easycall 11-06-2007 06:08 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
why dont you just jump?

all these jokes about "aids" and "hookers" is really not funny. but whatever. yay group mentality. flame on.

RobBizzle 11-06-2007 06:09 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
I think you have drastically underestimated the cost of living there. Check out the "ask degen about living in Thailand" thread in the travel forum.

DBG 11-06-2007 06:09 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
Nickel whores rule. Damn I wish I were young again, I'd make the jump, too.

PugsMcGee 11-06-2007 06:10 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
meh...id go with egypt...but that's just imo

easycall 11-06-2007 06:12 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
no, but i was in cambodia last march, and when you see 30-40 year old dudes picking up 15 year girls off the street you actually want to kill some body.

but hey, what do i know. aids is funny. kiddie sex industry is funny.

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:13 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think you have drastically underestimated the cost of living there. Check out the "ask degen about living in Thailand" thread in the travel forum.

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Yeah a mild exaggeration. It is not limited to Thailand really. This is just merely exercising procrastination against studying for a mid term. It might be a fun vacation for 1/2 a summer with a few friends though.

AceMason 11-06-2007 06:14 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6319/whatev5cys7.jpg

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Variance: She has penis

EWS87 11-06-2007 06:14 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
i approve of this plan except youll eventually have to move up to where they respect your raises...other then that its def solid

DonkeyKing 11-06-2007 06:17 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
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when cost of living is $50 a month yeah. I might move up.

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I dunno where you got those figures but you are way off. Unless you want to live in some slummy ass village in bumfawk nowhere

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:18 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
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i approve of this plan except youll eventually have to move up to where they respect your raises...other then that its def solid

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The purpose of this trip is to not have to exert any effort at all. 25NL i can just 4tbl playing 10/8 then go buy some beers and sit on a porch. Maybe get some of those peanut butter noodles for a few cents donate the rest of the change to random stragglers.

Beers, food, good deed, and I probably would be happy for the night.

holla 11-06-2007 06:22 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
Hey you do know that you do not have to buy hookers? That is at least what I have read from finnish pros blogs living there...

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:22 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4098/asdfvt4.jpg

something like this should suffice. All I need is a sprint card and a laptop. I really don't see any holes in this plan.

easycall 11-06-2007 06:28 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
or

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0169.jpg

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:30 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
i really don't want to have to pay a premium for waterfront property. I am only grinding 25NL and probably while drunk.

LateNiteRush 11-06-2007 06:31 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
no way i would live in a dump like that! I hope your kidding with that photo Peppermill.

easycall 11-06-2007 06:33 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
also a wide variety of livestock for your eating pleasure

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0538.jpg




http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0539.jpg




http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0540.jpg

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:35 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
Taco bell is the standard diet I've heard. Though I guess a pig roast on Sundays is exceptable.

easycall 11-06-2007 06:37 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
and for transportation since you wont be able to afford a car/moto

not quite a camel..

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0502.jpg

easycall 11-06-2007 06:40 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
if that place doens't work out in thailand, could always head over to cambodia and see if they'll let u stay at Angkor

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0699.jpg

AK Fisher 11-06-2007 06:40 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
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i approve of this plan except youll eventually have to move up to where they respect your STD's ...other then that its def solid

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prodonkey 11-06-2007 06:42 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
this is a very solid plan.. I'd like to hear more.

easycall 11-06-2007 06:42 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
he'll be there

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0673.jpg

Requin 11-06-2007 06:48 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
[x] Expected pics of camel-hookers
[ ] Said pics

prodonkey 11-06-2007 06:50 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
limit holdem player

easycall 11-06-2007 06:50 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
[ QUOTE ]
[x] Expected pics of camel-hookers
[ ] Said pics

[/ QUOTE ]

what's not to love of this?

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/IMG_0539.jpg

PepperMill 11-06-2007 06:51 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
CONCERNS:
1. My first concern is that I think I might be discriminated against. I would probably cause more good than harm to the local community because I am a somewhat of a generous person.

2. I would have to make monthly trips in order to access my funds and convert them to bahts.

1 Thai baht = 0.031555 U.S. dollars

This would be to circumvent the case in which I get robbed and get stuck in random thailand city X for the rest of my life. I guess I would have to live in a place that has somewhat of a taxi service.

Requin 11-06-2007 06:51 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
That's just a slutty pig

genius55 11-06-2007 07:11 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
ucan play nl25 in america u know

marcj85 11-06-2007 07:21 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
if you are serious and want some company ill join you in moving to thailand.. I actually visited thailand when i was 14 and lost my virginity with a thai girl on the beach who told me she was 22... i spent most of my holiday having some [censored] up sex with this girl.. I would love to move there now

sharkstevie 11-06-2007 07:31 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
i want in on the plan too, was there when i was 15 and had such a blast and obv loved the girls. I'm considering doing it next year its so cheap and such a cool place to live with the beaches and sweet nightlife

Ko Samui pwnz

imozyslow 11-06-2007 07:32 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
man that pig looks tasty!

squashington 11-06-2007 07:55 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
I've done some stupid [censored] in my time but this is a horrible idea. You're grossly underestimating the cost of living and neglecting to account for non-monetary costs.

Does sitting a porch by yourself in some craphole really appeal to you? You're either going to end up dead, diseased, or on Dateline.

RiverFenix 11-06-2007 08:11 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
can i join 2 when i was there when i was 14.5 myi dad and i got thai hookers and swlept with both of them and SWAPPED and i lost my virginity they're lol. Also nitelife is awesome i heardd i was 2 young to par-tay when i was yunger (but not2 yung for hookers LOL). PM me info plz

Ribsauce 11-06-2007 08:15 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
[ QUOTE ]
CONCERNS:
1. My first concern is that I think I might be discriminated against. I would probably cause more good than harm to the local community because I am a somewhat of a generous person.

2. I would have to make monthly trips in order to access my funds and convert them to bahts.

1 Thai baht = 0.031555 U.S. dollars

This would be to circumvent the case in which I get robbed and get stuck in random thailand city X for the rest of my life. I guess I would have to live in a place that has somewhat of a taxi service.

[/ QUOTE ]

Christ you only get 30 baht per dollar now? It was 40+ when I was there and that wasn't even a year ago.

Why not just take 3 grand and just travel for 3 months without doing anything instead of living like a broke moron grinding NL25 while torpedoing your future at the same time.

Also what monthly trips? Your ATM card will work there just fine

Enervate 11-06-2007 08:22 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
I read somewhere that Internet Poker is illegal in Thailand?

whiffer1983 11-06-2007 08:52 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
what percentage of people with aids in the world are prositutues

AceCR9 11-06-2007 08:59 PM

Re: dropping college moving to Thailand prob + prostitute/camel
 
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I read somewhere that Internet Poker is illegal in Thailand?

[/ QUOTE ]

it is


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