bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
 

TR later tonight. I'm seeing her in a half hour and there won't be anyone else around. This is massively awkward cause she lives with 2 of my best friends (that are girls), so I'm never alone with her and have some weird sketchy plan that gets me alone with her.

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Worthless w/o plan.

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oh god

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Do it, and 4-way it with your friends. Seriously though go for it and post a TR with pics.

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sounds foursome-ish

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pm kolotoure for advice

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Worthless w/o brilliantly sappy love-letter

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Do it, and 4-way it with your friends. Seriously though go for it and post a TR with pics.

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OP just PMed this update:

http://www.check-six.com/images/CG_A...crash-tail.jpg

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OP just PMed this update:

http://www.check-six.com/images/CG_A...crash-tail.jpg

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This is gold. Kudos, sir.

Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
 

If pulling off a threesome is worthy of hero status, what does it mean if someone successfully pulls off a foursome [with three chicks]? Master of the Universe?

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is she a robust girl with a good personality?

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If pulling off a threesome is worthy of hero status, what does it mean if someone successfully pulls off a foursome [with three chicks]? Master of the Universe?

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Given: He is not a porn star.

Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG




results?

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OP just PMed this update:

http://www.check-six.com/images/CG_A...crash-tail.jpg

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TR later tonight. I'm seeing her in a half hour and there won't be anyone else around. This is massively awkward cause she lives with 2 of my best friends (that are girls), so I'm never alone with her and have some weird sketchy plan that gets me alone with her.

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youre going to kill the other girls amirite? AMIRITE?

Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
 

Okay:

Results = failure.

The plan was this. I am always hanging out with my 2 friends that are girls that are not that attractive because they are engineering majors, so I am never alone with the girl I asked out.

The steelers game was on at 8:30, and the two friends were getting back at 9. We had plans to watch the game at their place, so I decided that I would go early to watch the start of the game, and would conveniently be alone with the girl I wanted to ask out (Girl A).

It worked.

Conversation:
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Go Steelers, yeah."
"Yeah, I don't really like football."
"mmhmm. So, uh, Friday, do you, uh, want to go on a date?"
[she shoots me a look and is smiling nervously]
"Um, I'm not really looking for that right now. It's not personal, though."
"Oh, well, that's good it's not personal or anything."
"Yeah. Thanks for the offer, though."
"Yeah. Go steelers."

It was a pretty awkward conversation. But I did it.

And then it was really awkward because then my 2 friends (Girls B and C) came and it was obvious that as soon as I left girl A would begin the gossip party about how pathetic I was to girls B and C.

Brag: Go Steelers.
Beat: Rejected.
Variance: "Not personal" lolol.

Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
 

your life = failure

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http://www.peterbrown.tv/foxydemoum.JPG

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gg

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"mmhmm. So, uh, Friday, do you, uh, want to go on a date?"

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you exude confidence, i cant understand why she wasnt all over that

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Why do I have the feeling she was probably never flirty with you to begin with.

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Next time use this line for more success:

"Friday, you, me, one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two. Whaddayasay?"

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At least you had the balls to ask her unlike this guy

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At least you had the balls to ask her unlike this guy

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truth he's light years ahead of most of bbv

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Go Steelers.

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Next time use this line for more success:

"Friday, you, me, one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two. Whaddayasay?"

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yeah that should work imo

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Go Steelers.

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Yea, I don't really like football

thanks anyway though, it's not personal

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at least you manned up and asked her, def get props for that. keep working at it, just gets easier and easier. oh, and try to engage in a conversation beyond pro football next time.

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"Um, I'm not really looking for that right now. It's not personal, though."
"Oh, well, that's good it's not personal or anything."
"Yeah. Thanks for the offer, though."
"Yeah. Go steelers."

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This is by far the best part. Wait while I go ask my gf for an on the spot [censored]. When she says no, I'll say "whatever, go vikings". TR forthcoming.

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I know how you feel homie. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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"Um, I'm not really looking for that right now. It's not personal, though."
"Oh, well, that's good it's not personal or anything."
"Yeah. Thanks for the offer, though."
"Yeah. Go steelers."

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This is by far the best part. Wait while I go ask my gf for an on the spot [censored]. When she says no, I'll say "whatever, go vikings". TR forthcoming.

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well?

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I know how you feel homie. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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lol never a good sign

asked gf for bj trip report
 

"Honey, are you busy?"
"Not exactly, what's up?" (she was reading some book in spanish. she's smartz)
"still hungry? I got something for you..." (hero reaches for his fly)
"you were really cute until then. get away from me."
"come on. i love you."
"*sigh*" (she went back to her book)
"whatever. go vikings."
"what?"
"nothing." (I go back to watching HSP on the dvr)


FTW!!!

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"come on. i love you."

lol

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"come on. i love you."

lol

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It just occured to me that "come on. I love you" would be the best custom title ever. Too bad I don't have any pull around here.

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"come on. i love you."

lol

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It just occured to me that "come on. I love you" would be the best custom title ever. Too bad I don't have any pull around here.

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you know what's lamer than people straight up begging for a custom title? this [censored]

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"Yeah. Go Steelers." for OP would be pretty awesome, but lost on 99.9% of 2+2.

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"come on. i love you."

lol

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It just occured to me that "come on. I love you" would be the best custom title ever. Too bad I don't have any pull around here.

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you know what's lamer than people straight up begging for a custom title? this [censored]

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note to self not to share my thoughts. i don't need a custom title but it would be ok. nice assumption.

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"come on. i love you."

lol

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lol great line. Definitely needs to be your custom title