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TEARS OF [censored] JOY BABY
story mode: so i'm starting my 2/4 session looking for tables...i get on one with an insanely high avg. pot, like 4x or 5x normal, and see this hand: Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter BB: $936 UTG: $400 CO: $818 BTN: $394 Hero (SB): $396 Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB) UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $11</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $20</font>, CO calls $9 Flop: ($42) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $32</font>, CO calls $32 Turn: ($106) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $232</font>, CO calls $232 River: ($570) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $260</font>, CO calls $260 Results: $1,090 Pot ($2 Rake) BB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and WON $1,088 (+$544 NET) CO mucked T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$544 NET) CO is TalentedTom who is a regular...obviously BB must be completely retarded. 2 hands later i play this one w/ him: Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter SB: $1,480 BB: $400 UTG: $400 CO: $394 Hero (BTN): $394 Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN) <font color="red">UTG raises to $14</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $14, SB calls $12, BB folds Flop: ($46) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $32</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $98</font>, SB calls $66 Turn: ($242) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $282 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $282 River: ($806) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Results: $806 Pot ($2 Rake) SB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$394 NET) Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Five to Nine) and WON $804 (+$410 NET) he leaves the table after this and i decide to search him. he's at another table so i sit obv. i think he loses some $400 pot and then this happens: Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter BB: $183 UTG: $398 MP: $984.70 CO: $562 Hero (BTN): $400 SB: $376 Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN) 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, SB folds, BB calls $10 Flop: ($30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20 Turn: ($70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $52</font>, Hero calls $52 River: ($174) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $97 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $97 Results: $368 Pot ($3 Rake) BB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card King) and LOST (-$183 NET) Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON $365 (+$182 NET) sweet this guy sucks. he leaves again and joins another table. this continues for probably 20 minutes with me and TalentedTom and eventually Staring_Elf following him to every single table, him playing less than 1 orbit then leaving. conveniently he is sucking out/coolering Tom the whole time so he isn't busto. it's all 2/4 tables and one 3/6 table. then i search him, quickly doubleclick his table and am staring at ******* (the fish) heads up with alexeimartov at 25/50 wtf. fish has 3k in play and i had to act quick because he typically only plays a few hands. my roll is 35k so it was pretty scary sitting at 25/50. i buy in for 3k to match him and sit. Tom and StaringElf sit with 5k. i think alexei takes a small pot off the fish and then this happens: Poker Stars, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter BB: $2,237.30 UTG: $4,925 Hero (CO): $2,725 BTN: $5,598 SB: $10,122 Pre-Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO) UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $175</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $500</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2,725 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $1,737.30 and is All-In Flop: ($4,499.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Turn: ($4,499.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In) River: ($4,499.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In) Results: $4,499.60 Pot ($2 Rake) BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$2,237.30 NET) Hero showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and WON $4,497.60 (+$2,260.30 NET) http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7...k781038lz7.jpg SEE YAAAAAAAAAAAA. i search him again and he has $49 on a 1/2 table so i don't even bother. anyways i have never seen anything like this guy, definitely a good time to run well [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Yeah this is def the wrong forum buddy.
p.s. nitty fold preflop in hand 1 imo. |
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p.p.s. Flipping coins with this guy for $2k on a $35k bankroll when your edge is signif bigger than 50% is a mistake imo.
p.p.p.s. MAD [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] BRO |
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Sup goofy.
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Yayyyyyy
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lol you moved up to flip with him? wow
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Sup Thac.
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that 22 hand is reallly bad. just call and get a pair instead
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p.p.s. Flipping coins at best with this guy for $2k on a $35k bankroll when your edge is signif bigger than 50% is a mistake imo. p.p.p.s. MAD [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] BRO [/ QUOTE ] |
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p.p.s. Flipping coins with this guy for $2k on a $35k bankroll when your edge is signif bigger than 50% is a mistake imo. p.p.p.s. MAD [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] BRO [/ QUOTE ] zzzznitzzzzz |
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move up and get outplayed?
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he could have had A2 haterz
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thats sick dude
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LOL the 22 hand is sick.
Congrats man. |
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i like how you made the opening raise with with the intent of getting it all in against a random hand (this was best case scenario, assuming he folds nothing), where your equity is < 50%.
you outplayed the fish big time. |
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that 22 hand is reallly bad. just call and get a pair instead [/ QUOTE ] LOL, YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT THINKS AK IS AHEAD OF 22. LOL@U. |
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Sup Driz
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the 22-hand is so bad on so many aspects.
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p.p.s. Flipping coins with this guy for $2k on a $35k bankroll when your edge is signif bigger than 50% is a mistake imo. p.p.p.s. MAD [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] BRO [/ QUOTE ] |
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just lol @ the nl5k hand
*hey i have a giant edge against this fish, ima push 22 and hope for a flip!* |
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i had the 13th nuts preflop.
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op is bad
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i have 35 hands on him from the session (over about 7 tables lol) and he managed to get a full 100bb+ stack in in 16 of those hands.
god i wanted to bust him so bad.... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'm pretty sure nowhere near as bad as tom though |
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op is bad [/ QUOTE ] disagree |
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So some guy's kid figured out his dad's poker site password?
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i agree with why are you flipping against this guy for 3k??? get an edge please?
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the weird thing is he probably only lost 200 bucks total. he just keep doubling up over and over and joining a new table for 100bb til he had enough for 25/50 then bustoed it all in one go.
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So some guy's dad figured out his kid's poker site password? [/ QUOTE ] |
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sick
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screen names?
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[ QUOTE ] So some guy's dad figured out his kid's poker site password? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] winnar. OP should've got a 2JJJJ board on the last hand. |
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[ QUOTE ] So some guy's dad figured out his kid's poker site password? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] lol nh |
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you don't need a [censored] edge if you know you pwn
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Wait...what.
First table...you say you sit down and notice bb is a total retard. So then you proceed to play a huge pot with a marginal hand against...sb. Makes no sense. |
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Wait...what. First table...you say you sit down and notice bb is a total retard. So then you proceed to play a huge pot with a marginal hand against...sb. Makes no sense. [/ QUOTE ] either way, this is lol |
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First table...you say you sit down and notice bb is a total retard. So then you proceed to play a huge pot with a marginal hand against...sb. Makes no sense. [/ QUOTE ] Whats more important is that he's up a little less than $600 on the guy and decides to flip for about $2500. I wonder which one of them would have been posting if that last hand went the other way? |
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Hats off to OP for the balls to put his 3k on the line in that spot. Obv it was a flip at best but he had to stack the fish before someone else did. lollololololololol @ the ppl saying the 22 hand is bad. You ppl are retarded
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Congrats but that 22 hand is pretty terrible
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[ QUOTE ] Wait...what. First table...you say you sit down and notice bb is a total retard. So then you proceed to play a huge pot with a marginal hand against...sb. Makes no sense. [/ QUOTE ] either way, this is lol [/ QUOTE ] |
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