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durrrr 11-04-2007 03:38 AM

BEAT: Mexicans in Canada
 
beat: i got slap/punched by a rando mexican while trying to make sure a friend of a friend didnt get in trouble w/ the cops

beat: cops let rando mexican get away
beat: we didnt get to beat up rando mexican b/c there were tonsa cops
beat: i didnt meet too many hot canadian chicks tonight b/c i was busy getting slap-punched by rando mexicans
beat: pizza here sucks

BRAG: ETA to USA = 12hrs

CalledDownLight 11-04-2007 03:45 AM

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no

jfish 11-04-2007 03:48 AM

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what is a slap punch?

ebepse 11-04-2007 03:49 AM

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in before racist ban

apefish 11-04-2007 03:51 AM

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In before we have a gutshot.

ofishstix 11-04-2007 03:53 AM

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lol, youre such a pusssssssssssssssss. even if there were no cops you wouldnt beat up the mexican guy. /wtf being in canada over visiting bmore wtf you thinking? gaysauce?

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:19 AM

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what is a slap punch?

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its a small mexican guy trying to punch you but being too dumb/ugly to land a good punch

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:20 AM

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in before racist ban

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i'm from texas... theres no racists there- i promise

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:21 AM

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lol, youre such a pusssssssssssssssss. even if there were no cops you wouldnt beat up the mexican guy. /wtf being in canada over visiting bmore wtf you thinking? gaysauce?

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he was like 4 foot 1 centimeter (lol canadian measurement units)

ebepse 11-04-2007 04:21 AM

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lol, youre such a pusssssssssssssssss. even if there were no cops you wouldnt beat up the mexican guy. /wtf being in canada over visiting bmore wtf you thinking? gaysauce?

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are you mexican? or have you just seen the videos of durrr?

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:22 AM

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lol, youre such a pusssssssssssssssss. even if there were no cops you wouldnt beat up the mexican guy. /wtf being in canada over visiting bmore wtf you thinking? gaysauce?

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are you mexican? or have you just seen the videos of durrr?

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he's jewish... i dont think theres any jewish mexicans afaik but im probably wrong- maybe one will slap-punch me

edit: life is rigged

AE6 11-04-2007 04:24 AM

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splunched, imo

ebepse 11-04-2007 04:24 AM

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plapped fwiw

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:28 AM

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also chudd/apathy are owning me at wiiiii bowling... canada is soooo rigged.

plzleenowhammy 11-04-2007 04:30 AM

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young, insanely rich men spending the night wii bowling..

nutsflopper 11-04-2007 04:30 AM

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Just to make it clear for everyone, rando is short for random.

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:32 AM

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young, insanely rich men spending the night wii bowling..

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i don't think any of us fit into 'insanely rich'

plzleenowhammy 11-04-2007 04:35 AM

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young, insanely rich men spending the night wii bowling..

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i don't think any of us fit into 'insanely rich'

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that sounds like something a rich person would say

NNNNOOOOONAN 11-04-2007 04:46 AM

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i thought he was gay

imabigdeal 11-04-2007 04:48 AM

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wii boxing is better imo. btw i'm from texas also, durrr's right it's probably one of the most tolerant states that still wants to bring back the confederacy

snagglepuss 11-04-2007 04:53 AM

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apathy and i were busy finding burritos and yelling at horses and didnt get to witness durrr getting slap-punched by a mexican

Mothercanuck 11-04-2007 04:56 AM

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Dear Durrrr,
I am a proud canadian...and I will let u in on a statistic that ALL of Canada knows and that all of North American should know.......The hottest Canadian women ( sluttiest and filthiest too) are all in MONTREAL! If i remember correctly you were going to Toronto? That is as good as staying in the states....Go to Montreal where you can grab strippers and not take a beating....even take one home

durrrr 11-04-2007 04:57 AM

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Dear Durrrr,
I am a proud canadian...and I will let u in on a statistic that ALL of Canada knows and that all of North American should know.......The hottest Canadian women ( sluttiest and filthiest too) are all in MONTREAL! If i remember correctly you were going to Toronto? That is as good as staying in the states....Go to Montreal where you can grab strippers and not take a beating....even take one home

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oh well... next time [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Sponger. 11-04-2007 04:58 AM

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beat: i got slap/punched by a rando mexican while trying to make sure a friend of a friend didnt get in trouble w/ the cops

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Obv the friend was Chuddo, but Apathy is just "friend of a friend"? Lets hope HU for 4 rolls wii prop bet goes down now.

shootaa 11-04-2007 05:12 AM

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to Montreal! (Batman scene change music plays)

dank stax 11-04-2007 07:51 AM

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let's go

xjimraketex 11-04-2007 08:11 AM

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what is a slap punch?

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its a small rando mexican guy trying to punch you but being too dumb/ugly to land a good punch

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fyp

Ship Ship McGipp 11-04-2007 08:20 AM

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tom it is pretty baller that you just post random racist stuff bc you know you are above being banned

also yea the only thing that was sweet about canada was the strip club

Maulik 11-04-2007 08:35 AM

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maybe you got with no girls b/c you suck at showering?

xjimraketex 11-04-2007 09:06 AM

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tom it is pretty baller that you just post random racist stuff bc you know you are above being banned

also yea the only thing that was sweet about canada was the strip club

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id say "racist" stuff is a bit exaggerated...
he talks about a rando mexican...that in itself is not racist id say, but well, im not american, i guess the american standards are a bit different.

zasterguava 11-04-2007 09:07 AM

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Still don't get what the significance of the guy being Mexican is. I'm guessing its just basic racism but would like to think more of someone who's supposed to be intelligent.

And if this doesnt get locked by mods who would do so were it from anyone else with that title and content it really sucks.

bonds 11-04-2007 09:17 AM

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what did you say to the Mexidude before the slappunch, "yo quiero Taco Bell"?

Python49 11-04-2007 09:30 AM

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so.... cliff notes are

1) Durrrr gets swung on by mexican
2) He feels ashamed and like a p*ssy for not doing anything
3) Doesn't get laid.
4) Goes to a 2+2 to fix self esteem with help of fan boys

Anycall 11-04-2007 09:37 AM

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The hottest Canadian women ( sluttiest and filthiest too) are all in MONTREAL!

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QFT

isapistola 11-04-2007 09:39 AM

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you silly americans and your double standards.

if you replaced "mexican" with "black" (or "african american" to be politically correct) this thread would be instabanned and everyone would be screaming ban.

durrrr 11-04-2007 09:41 AM

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what did you say to the Mexidude before the slappunch, "yo quiero Taco Bell"?

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'cops'

(i was trying to make sure him n friend didnt fight in front of the 182349829 cops some large % of whom are itching to arrest someone @ 3am)

durrrr 11-04-2007 09:42 AM

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maybe you got with no girls b/c you suck at showering?

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i showered like 30min before going out obv...

durrrr 11-04-2007 09:43 AM

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beat: i got slap/punched by a rando mexican while trying to make sure a friend of a friend didnt get in trouble w/ the cops

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Obv the friend was Chuddo, but Apathy is just "friend of a friend"? Lets hope HU for 4 rolls wii prop bet goes down now.

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chuddo was definitely hit abt 3x harder by the fat girl then i was by the rando angry mexican man

TheMetetron 11-04-2007 09:44 AM

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not appropriate

oscillator 11-04-2007 10:42 AM

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sigh...not you too durrrr


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