Most retarded thing ever
 

Guy sits down at 10/20 with 600 bucks.(HU) Runs it up to 3200 and quits. He is bad bad bad but makes the nuts every hand.

Few minutes later he shows up at my 25/50 table with his (my) 3200.
He continues to be bad bad bad and make the nuts every single mother [censored] hand.

Few hrs later he leaves with over 20k.
The end.

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Obv superuser.

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At least you taught him a valuable lesson in bankroll management.

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example hand:

he limps btn. i check T5o. Flop T95r. I lead pot(~100), he shoves ~5k with AA. WTFFFFF

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you snap called?

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example hand:

he limps btn. i check T5o. Flop T95r. I lead pot(~100), he shoves ~5k with AA. WTFFFFF

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Isn't that good? Aren't you beating AA on that flop? Level?

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I'm sure T5 held...............

tykl;jmrtukryukl

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yeah T5 actually somehow held but it didnt matter, he got it back like 3 hands later.

i was just posting the T5 hand as an example of how retarded he was.

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oooh noes, u won a hand!

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He'll probably quit his job and turn pro Monday. Then lose his bankroll to cts Tuesday.

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He'll probably quit his job and turn pro Monday. Then lose his bankroll to cts Tuesday.

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after he quit me i went on life tilt and played some guitar hero.

meanwhile he sat with another pro at 50/1 and won a 30k pot and then quit him

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We need villain in here. How i turn 600 into 30K in a couple of hours.....true BBV.

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uh, in unlimited hold thems, AA is the favourite over any other hand.

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CTS ends up with all the money eventually in any case. Don't feel too bad OP.

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Brag: Won all my monies back and a lil extra from him. Feels g000000t.

Edit-gotta give the guy credit for a sick 24 hrs of poker. He ran 600 into ~60k and lost it all back within the day.

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Brag: Won all my monies back and a lil extra from him. Feels g000000t.

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this exact thread happened to me earlier tonight, except smaller stakes.

there's no better feeling than getting unstuck vs a giant retard.

especially when it comes in the form of a 800bb pot followed by him hemorrhaging

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Brag: Won all my monies back and a lil extra from him. Feels g000000t.

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this exact thread happened to me earlier tonight, except smaller stakes.

there's no better feeling than getting unstuck vs a giant retard.

especially when you have to sit and wait for like 12 hrs for him to come back and sweat bullets as he has sick swings playing other people in the meantime

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