Somewhere between Somewhat and ReallyFunny Hand
 

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Hero ($3443)
BB ($1883)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $35</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $110</font>, Hero calls $70.

Flop: ($215) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $122</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $244</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $697</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1444</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $2480 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $583.

Turn: ($4269) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($4269) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $4269

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 8hTh ftw
Hero has Tc 9d (three of a kind, sevens).

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[ ] really funny hand

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[x] i've got an itchy arsehole

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[x] i've got an itchy arsehole

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rofl

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gutshots? min-raiseaments?
What's going on here?

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[ ] really funny hand

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edited to reflect lack of hilarity

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[x] i've got an itchy arsehole

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i don't even know who "i" is supposed to be here but i laughed pretty hard anyway

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[ ] really funny hand

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edited to reflect lack of hilarity

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You've got more posts than him, you don't have to listen to him. In fact, it's discouraged.

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i think it is funny

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[ ] really funny hand

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edited to reflect lack of hilarity

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You've got more posts than him, you don't have to listen to him. In fact, it's discouraged.

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compromise title

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[ ] really funny hand

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edited to reflect lack of hilarity

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You've got more posts than him, you don't have to listen to him. In fact, it's discouraged.

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compromise title

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also can somebody explain my location to me? i just realized somebody changed it to "i ain't got my taco" and i don't know what that's supposed to mean.

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8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] river next time.

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[ ] really funny hand

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edited to reflect lack of hilarity

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You've got more posts than him, you don't have to listen to him. In fact, it's discouraged.

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seems like you have enough posts to know this

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8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] river next time.

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and i still lose

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Hero raises to $35, BB raises to $110, Hero calls $70.


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110 - 35 != 70

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BB ($1883)

Final Pot: $4269


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Re: Somewhere between Somewhat and ReallyFunny Hand
 

uh oh MBSOB is on to something

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i think the title of this thread should be:

look at this unfunny fake hand

Re: Somewhere between Somewhat and ReallyFunny Hand
 

shoving has to be way better than 1444, doesn't it?

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http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3861949
pokenum -h th 8h - tc 9d -- 7h 6h 7d
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 7d 7h 6h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Th 8h 436 44.04 335 33.84 219 22.12 0.551
Tc 9d 335 33.84 436 44.04 219 22.12 0.449

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did u poop ur pants

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this hand makes me never want to move up

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8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] river next time.

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and i still lose

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i know it's the salt that makes these things fun.

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I thought it was really funny. I mean, I didnt lmfao, or even lol, but I might have chuckeled

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You're missing the joke, which is some [censored] leveling. BB can't RR to $2480 when he only has $1883 left. Get it?

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You're missing the joke, which is some [censored] leveling. BB can't RR to $2480 when he only has $1883 left. Get it?



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wow guess the converter's all messed up, probably cuz it's heads up: originally it had "BB didn't show" and had me winning the pot.

here's the original HH w/screen names edited:
Table Cascade (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:38:49 ET - 2007/11/02
Seat 1: Me ($3,443)
Seat 2: Him ($1,883)
Me posts the small blind of $5
him posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Me [Tc 9d]
Me raises to $30
him raises to $100
me calls $70
*** FLOP *** [7h 6h 7d]
him bets $122
me raises to $244
him has 15 seconds left to act
him has requested TIME
him raises to $575
me has 15 seconds left to act
me raises to $1,200
him raises to $1,783, and is all in
me has 15 seconds left to act
me has requested TIME
me calls $583
him shows [8h Th]
me shows [Tc 9d]
*** TURN *** [7h 6h 7d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6h 7d 7s] [Ah]
him shows a flush, Ace high
me shows three of a kind, Sevens
him wins the pot ($3,765.50) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,766 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7h 6h 7d 7s Ah]
Seat 1: me (small blind) showed [Tc 9d] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: him (big blind) showed [8h Th] and won ($3,765.50) with a flush, Ace high

anyone who doesn't believe me can prop bet me any amount that this hand happened

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wait am i missing something, or shouldn't the Villain have won the hand.

Flush?

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FF--

Remember that time you were playing 25-50 or something and won that giant pot draw-over-draw and were annoyed when you made a pair because you wanted to win however many thousand dollars with jack-high?

--Nate