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an0nym0u5 11-02-2007 12:31 PM

Soft-playing a female
 
Bellagio 15/30

HU pot: Male vs Female
Preflop: Female raises, Male reraises
Flop(2 suited cards): Female checks, Male bets
Turn (blank): Female checks, Male bets
River (3rd suited card): Female checks, Male says, "I'll be nice" and checks. He flips over ATs for nut flush.

Uhh... wtf

SkeetyMcdoogle 11-02-2007 12:34 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
see how easy life can be with a pair of funbags

people wont even take you to valuetown

jfish 11-02-2007 12:35 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
why wasnt he being nice on the other streets?

highpsiguy 11-02-2007 12:36 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
Total AFC...

dlorc 11-02-2007 12:36 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
Boobies+poker=$$$

Ask Vanessa "Game Theory" Rousso

The_Taj 11-02-2007 12:37 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
well now she's already paid for later

an0nym0u5 11-02-2007 12:38 PM

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Total AFC...

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+1

solids 11-02-2007 12:40 PM

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Uhh... wtf

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It's a phenomenon scientists refer to as 'thinking with your dick'. This gentleman likely believed that since he went easy on the girl, she will be impressed by his gratitude and, in turn, would like to engage in sexual relations with him later.

PlzHelpMe 11-02-2007 12:57 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
Next time your OOP against her and want a free card or showdown just say aw i'll be nice and check.

Bio 11-02-2007 12:58 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
True, but making sure she has no money left and you have more would also increase the chance she will engage in sexual relations with him later.

pinkis_4girls 11-02-2007 12:59 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

Zire 11-02-2007 01:02 PM

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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

RikaKazak 11-02-2007 01:06 PM

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Uhh... wtf

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It's a phenomenon scientists refer to as 'thinking with your dick'. This gentleman likely believed that since he went easy on the girl, she will be impressed by his gratitude and, in turn, would like to engage in sexual relations with him later.

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LOL

JKratzer 11-02-2007 01:08 PM

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why wasnt he being nice on the other streets?

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wasn't he?

WHEN_WE_ESCAPE 11-02-2007 01:13 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
after i saw a guy do something similar to this i commented that she must be a wh0re, and he's there with her. this caused me to get kicked out of the casino, and my rampage after that got me a 3 month ban.

PocketElevens 11-02-2007 01:13 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
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Bellagio 15/30

HU pot: Male vs Female
Preflop: Female raises, Male reraises
Flop(2 suited cards): Female checks, Male bets
Turn (blank): Female checks, Male bets
River (3rd suited card): Female checks, Male says, "I'll be nice" and checks. He flips over ATs for nut flush.

Uhh... wtf

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Was he shocked when she didn't leap up from her chair instantly grab his hand and lead him off for sexytime?

What a moron.

pinkis_4girls 11-02-2007 01:16 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

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Sure. Hold down Alt-F1 and your computer will turn into a magical sexual portal defiant of all laws of physics!

tame_deuces 11-02-2007 01:25 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

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Sure. Hold down Alt-F1 and your computer will turn into a magical sexual portal defiant of all laws of physics!

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Unless he by mistake got the woman version of a computer. Then he does not want to press alt-f1.

[Phill] 11-02-2007 01:31 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
Its for this reason i use a womans name on a few of the sites i play on.

VERY +EV

Parsy 11-02-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
I'd have said, "i can either take you to value town or dinner, you decide."

Dan87 11-02-2007 01:54 PM

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I'd have said, "i can either take you to value town or dinner, you decide."

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"i can either take money from you or give you money you decide"

hmmmm what to dew

grando 11-02-2007 01:55 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
so, which of the lounge regulars played this hand?

goofyballer 11-02-2007 02:08 PM

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Total AFC...

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QFT, this is obviously how you deal with playing poker vs girls

Vince. 11-02-2007 02:45 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
I saw this happen before at a casino before except the woman had a J high flush (with two to the flush on the board, non paired board btw) and she bet the river and the guy said ill be nice and just called with the nuts.

Solanthos 11-02-2007 02:49 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
I soft-played your mother last night.

shootaa 11-02-2007 03:55 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
ppl are stupids

Tigerpiper 11-02-2007 04:09 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
I hard play women, but sometimes they hit back.

neuroman 11-02-2007 04:56 PM

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Total AFC...

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QFT, this is obviously how you deal with playing poker vs girls

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No, THIS is how you deal with playing poker vs girls.

jfish 11-02-2007 06:26 PM

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why wasnt he being nice on the other streets?

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wasn't he?

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haha touche.


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