ITT you post your Halloween Costume
 

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I just dressed up as some weird creepy dude.

Effect was strong, all chicks were creeped out and told me to take off the mask, and all dudes were laughing.

Variance: Driving by some drunken chick last night who was half-dressed up I asked her what her costume was. Dialog went something like this.

Her: "I'm a vampire!"
Me: "Oh, because you look like a whore!"
Her: :[censored] you!" (middle finger)
Me: "How much baby?"

Ya I'm smooth like that.

Also some chick told me she didn't like my mask to which I replied, "that's fine I don't like you, so I think we're even"

How do I not get laid more often with smooth lines like that.

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The Burger King really is the creepiest thing ever.

I miss dollar chicken tender sandwiches though.

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I can't remember the last time I went to Burger King.

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so ure the one to the left?

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No, that is my creepy roommate who is kind of lame and stole a tshirt from my other roommate that says "You are a [censored] with a Capital C!"

Great costume dude.

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brag: rasterbated poster
beat: rasterbated poster in color
beat: rasterbated poster in color of yourselves

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what does ITT mean? i suck at teh interweb speak.

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I had five minutes to come up with a costume, so I just dressed regular and made a sign out of the top of a shoebox that said "Nudist on strike!" People got a real kick out of it. Girl at a bar said, "Aww, too bad, you should go back to work. You're cute." Holla. Definitely think I had one of the best ratios of positive response to costume effort.

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urban dictionary

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so ure the one to the left?

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lol I was thinking the same thing. WTF is he supposed to be?

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lol I was thinking the same thing. WTF is he supposed to be?

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off the top of my head i would guess....some weird creepy dude

just throwin it out there

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also kipin, do your normally smile like that or is that part of the costume? b/c if it's the latter, A+. the former....:(

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guy on right has potential

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Note: I am neither person in the picture.

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also kipin, do your normally smile like that or is that part of the costume? b/c if it's the latter, A+. the former....:(

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Dude I'm wearing a mask and a sign that says "Free Candy (Just Reach in My Pocket)"

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jesus dude ur custom title is no joke

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i'm the black knight from monty python. also, BRAG: wonder woman, imo.

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awesome!

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i'm the black knight from monty python. also, BRAG: wonder woman, imo.

[/ QUOTE ]I was going to say "it would be better if you didn't have limbs." But then I really looked at your pics. That's excellent.

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I didn't dress up but my daughter suggested I simply zip up my jacket (WSOP logo, ldo), put on my sunglasses and go as a poker player. (Yeah, soooo 3 years ago, I know, but it was my kid who suggested it, I vetoed the idea.)

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also kipin, do your normally smile like that or is that part of the costume? b/c if it's the latter, A+. the former....:(

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Dude I'm wearing a mask and a sign that says "Free Candy (Just Reach in My Pocket)"

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oh you're 2nd from right? whoops, i heard weird creepy guy and just assumed we were talkin about far left

well then if you're dressed up like a weird creepy guy wtf is he supposed to be?

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2nd guy from the left is dressed as a soldier in op's pic?

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2nd guy from the left is dressed as a soldier in op's pic?

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I thought the you were the one on the left (creepy dude) till you mentioned the mask.

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dude no seriously guy on the left needs to be explained.

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i think he's going as a guy that tortures small cats and cries while he masturbates.

smile says it all imo.

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heightens the experience afaik

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Me and some random chick that I scared off by having no eyes and fawning over her perverted costume.

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