Two Plus Two Newer Archives

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   News, Views, and Gossip (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=31)
-   -   Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=535991)

SappyMcG 11-01-2007 09:02 AM

Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
http://www.fresnobee.com/columnists/...ry/179668.html

Are you kidding me? You win 8 million plus and you can't afford to pay 25k to buy into a tournament?

Micro Donk 11-01-2007 09:12 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
yeah cause saving money is a stupid idea

unlucky4me 11-01-2007 09:20 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Its not really that unusual. I've saw Mark Seif playing the satellites in Tunica before.

Micro Donk 11-01-2007 09:21 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
and if u think about it

consider taxes which will take a decent chunk
add the half million minimum he donated to charities
and the house he bought in fresno...wouldnt be surprised if that takes at least half the 8 million

augie_ 11-01-2007 09:22 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.fresnobee.com/columnists/...ry/179668.html

Are you kidding me? You win 8 million plus and you can't afford to pay 25k to buy into a tournament?

[/ QUOTE ]

normal people dont spend 25 thousand dollars to play poker.

MCS 11-01-2007 09:49 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
Its not really that unusual.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's true. Lots of pros try to satellite into the WSoP main event, or at least used to, because if you're a really good satellite player then it's +EV to do it that way.

Good for Jerry Yang for not just going totally nuts pokerwise like Jamie Gold.

DLizzle 11-01-2007 09:53 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
well at least he's playing at a level he might be able to beat long term

rocketsfan4lyfe 11-01-2007 09:59 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
he thinks he is good enough to beat the satellites after he won the ME

anakedcowboy 11-01-2007 10:17 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
hellmuth was at the table next to me in one of the $2,650 supers to the WPT championship. Satelliting into 25k buyins, or at least trying, isn't "beneath" a big pro. In fact, the only reason you wouldn't is if it would cut you out of extremely juicy side action.

Actually that weekend I saw Johnny Chan, Todd Brunson, Carlos Mortenson, PH, shannon elizabeth, tony cousineau, kirk morrison and several more that aren't coming to mind just in the satellites I played.

IrishPete 11-01-2007 11:09 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
Its not really that unusual. I've saw Mark Seif playing the satellites in Tunica before.

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf? no superuser jokes yet?! let down.

ravenfan1733 11-01-2007 12:09 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
I played in a sat for the WPT and was seated between Dewey Tomko and Young Pham.

Jerry should be doing paid appearances tho, imo.

isapistola 11-01-2007 12:17 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
this thread has been done before.

short answer: if youre staying at a hotel/casino waiting for a tournament and have spare time, why NOT use that time to try and qualify through a satellite?

JJBuffone 11-01-2007 12:21 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Its not really that unusual. I've saw Mark Seif playing the satellites in Tunica before.

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf? no superuser jokes yet?! let down.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.abc.net.au/thingo/img/ep29/shark01.jpg

Bonified 11-01-2007 12:25 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
I played in a sat for the WPT and was seated between Dewey Tomko and Young Pham.

Jerry should be doing paid appearances tho, imo.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't see why. Does he need any more money ? Does he really want to go around saying "Come and play at the Scunge Poker Casino, it's the greatest" for like an extra $500 ? I [censored] wouldn't.

nuclear500 11-01-2007 12:31 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Who said anything about affording it?

Its called bankroll management. Welcome to Poker.

Would you rather lose $1250 dropping 10 satellite buyin attempts, or $25,000 when you bust after two hours of a direct buyin?

LOL_MODS 11-01-2007 12:37 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 


http://www.abc.net.au/thingo/img/ep29/shark01.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO fonz. Jump that Shark !!!

bsidensol 11-01-2007 12:46 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
lol at a 4 mil house in fresno. you can probably buy most of fresno for 4 mil.

Rottersod 11-01-2007 05:45 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
lol at a 4 mil house in fresno. you can probably buy most of fresno for 4 mil.

[/ QUOTE ]

True dat.

madmonk 11-01-2007 06:22 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
I think some cults already have his moneys. He prolly bought seat in heaven or something crazy.

Pokerpun 11-01-2007 07:52 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
I would have thought Full tilt would be buying him in to big tournaments or are full tilt sponsor deals actually not that big in reality?

BTW would the 3 previous WSOP ME winners get their buyins paid for by Pokerstars to various events?

Slider 11-01-2007 07:55 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Yea I thought FT would pay his [censored] too.

curtains 11-01-2007 08:38 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Maybe hes just playing because he enjoys poker?

nuclear500 11-01-2007 09:05 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
Maybe hes just playing because he enjoys poker?

[/ QUOTE ]

crazy talk

UATrewqaz 11-01-2007 10:26 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Perhaps he knows buying in for 25k is -EV for him?

Hipsdontlie69 11-01-2007 11:53 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Is it true that Jerry Yang is getting a boob reduction job?

unlucky4me 11-02-2007 12:48 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Maybe thats why he didn't win. He couldn't see everybody's cards

Equal 11-02-2007 01:13 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think some cults already have his moneys. He prolly bought seat in heaven or something crazy.

[/ QUOTE ]

He only bought a seat INTO a satellite for a spot in heaven.

Equal 11-02-2007 01:15 AM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
I was playing in one of those satellites with Mark Seif in Tunica when I caught him leaning over trying to see my cards.

I exclaimed, "Excuse me! Do you mind!"

To which Seif replied, "Oh come on! It's way too hard otherwise!'

True story.

lewdjunglist 11-02-2007 03:12 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]


http://www.abc.net.au/thingo/img/ep29/shark01.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO fonz. Jump that Chhhaaarrrkkk !!!



[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

RikaKazak 11-02-2007 03:21 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think some cults already have his moneys. He prolly bought seat in heaven or something crazy.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol

2p2J 11-02-2007 03:22 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
lol at a 4 mil house in fresno. you can probably buy most of fresno for 4 mil.

[/ QUOTE ]

Micro Donk 11-02-2007 03:30 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
lol at a 4 mil house in fresno. you can probably buy most of fresno for 4 mil.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

i meant the total expenses, not just the house

HeroInBlack 11-02-2007 03:36 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
If Jerry Yang is in a satellite, it's because it's in God's plan for him to be in it, and you are probably going to hell for questioning it. GG.

[Phill] 11-02-2007 03:48 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
If i ever find myself sat at a table with Jerry Yang, id point out to him how poker is gambling, how gambling is a sin and how he is going to burn in hell for all eternity and no amount of tax write off charity donations will wipe out those sins.

Then after tilting off his chips and finally getting all in, when he prays ill ask him "who you praying to Jerry? Jesus doesnt care about you or your sinful gambling".

Finally, when he busts, ill sing "burn baby burn, disco infernohhhhhh".

augie_ 11-02-2007 03:58 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
If i ever find myself sat at a table with Jerry Yang, id point out to him how poker is gambling, how gambling is a sin and how he is going to burn in hell for all eternity and no amount of tax write off charity donations will wipe out those sins.

Then after tilting off his chips and finally getting all in, when he prays ill ask him "who you praying to Jerry? Jesus doesnt care about you or your sinful gambling".

Finally, when he busts, ill sing "burn baby burn, disco infernohhhhhh".

[/ QUOTE ]

do you promise? if you ever do this and have proof i will pay you $250. not joking.

Mike Kelley 11-02-2007 04:04 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
If i ever find myself sat at a table with Jerry Yang, id point out to him how poker is gambling, how gambling is a sin and how he is going to burn in hell for all eternity and no amount of tax write off charity donations will wipe out those sins.

Then after tilting off his chips and finally getting all in, when he prays ill ask him "who you praying to Jerry? Jesus doesnt care about you or your sinful gambling".

Finally, when he busts, ill sing "burn baby burn, disco infernohhhhhh".

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope he says poker is a skill not a gamble against chumps like you.

DanielM 11-02-2007 04:15 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
If you want people to respect your beliefs- or lack thereof, you should show the same respect to others.

Hoyt Corkins, another Christian player, justifies his playing with an interesting point. Because he plays well enough to make $$ over time, he isn't gambling, therefore he doesn't violate Leviticus.

[Phill] 11-02-2007 04:16 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If i ever find myself sat at a table with Jerry Yang, id point out to him how poker is gambling, how gambling is a sin and how he is going to burn in hell for all eternity and no amount of tax write off charity donations will wipe out those sins.

Then after tilting off his chips and finally getting all in, when he prays ill ask him "who you praying to Jerry? Jesus doesnt care about you or your sinful gambling".

Finally, when he busts, ill sing "burn baby burn, disco infernohhhhhh".

[/ QUOTE ]

do you promise? if you ever do this and have proof i will pay you $250. not joking.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, thats two shots at the next couple of $120 satts [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Fwiw, im not joking. Id happily abuse him for being such a retard, as if god has more important stuff to worry about than some poxy card game. He single handedly made the live broadcast unwatchable for me as he took half an hour over every single decision - you guys who only watched the ESPN version have NO idea. That alone would tilt me enough irl to make me blow up on him.

Paulie Walnuts 11-02-2007 04:27 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Ny one here actually from Fresno? Go to Van Ness extension and you'll see some houses that easily go for over 4 Mil.

unlucky4me 11-02-2007 04:54 PM

Re: Jerry Yang playing $120 super satellites
 
Do you know theres nothing in the Bible that says gambling is a sin?


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:04 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.