WHO EATED THE KIDS?!?!?!
 

Just moved to a new house. I've almost ran over at least half a dozen kids in the few trips I've left my palace, but not one trick or treater. I have seriously like 10lbs of good candy. No Dots, no [censored] tootsie rolls, we've got [censored] M&Ms, Snickers, Twix, Skittles and Starburst. Imma be like old Dids size if a gazillion kids don't show up stat.

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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u need peanut butter & chocolate.

edit: if that doesn't work, try driving around in a truck with a small sign that says free candy. works, ime

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he got peanut button my chocolate!

he got chocolate in my peanut butter!

pewKEW! kawPRAK!

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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throwdown

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

[/ QUOTE ] HU for candy.

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

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So you're telling me that 20-something was just over here to get some action? It's all making sense now.

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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Syringe+liquid laxatives in a batch of said confectionary.

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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throwdown

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unwarranted. just charge 5% vig on his stash

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Wow... 20 kids just rolled up. They were all of an ethnicity that tend to have big families and travel in packs, at least here in CA. I know I know, racist ban.

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Wow... 20 kids just rolled up. They were all of an ethnicity that tend to have big families and travel in packs, at least here in CA. I know I know, racist ban.

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not a racist ban, unless they parked on ur lawn

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lol one time when I was working in Best Buy a Hispanic family came in and it was like 4 generations to buy one computer. I must have had to make that sale to 20 people, and in 1st year Spanish.

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lol one time when I was working in Best Buy a Hispanic family came in and it was like 4 generations to buy one flatscreen. I must have had to make that sale to 20 people, and in 1st year Spanish.

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balla on a john deere, imo

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WTF?!?!?!?!

Some high school aged girl seriously came to my door on her cell phone... didn't say trick or treat, stuck her bag out and expected candy. She got one piece!

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WTF?!?!?!?!

Some high school aged girl seriously came to my door on her cell phone... didn't say trick or treat, stuck her bag out and expected candy. She got one piece!

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Chloroform dat hoe imo. Then take her candy, if ya catch mah drift [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I got rid of like 10 lbs of candy, getting towards the bottom so my roommate adds some Big League chew.

Like 5 kids come to the door. I give them all candy and drunkenly decide to ask if they like Big League Chew. One kid responds, "Hell yeah I like Big League Chew, I'm Mexican!" To which others replied "I'm Mexican too!"

I can't even make this stuff up.

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ime, she's technically not asking for it until she speaks 4 consecutive words starting with the letters CHCL. In any context, if she says things 'can he call later', it means she is subconsciously being suggestive. On occasion, she may stutter, and in doubt, don't go without.

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ime, she's technically not asking for it until she speaks 4 consecutive words starting with the letters CHCL. In any context, if she says things 'can he call later', it means she is subconsciously being suggestive. On occasion, she may stutter, and in doubt, don't go without.

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oh look its Cl3

as in Chlorine 3

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it also helped el gigante beat the undertaker