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There once was a theory that no two nations with McDonalds had ever been at war with each other. Then the US bombed Serbia. Well, it turns out the theory was *almost* correct, and just needed a little refining:

http://time-blog.com/curious_capital...id=rss-curious

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no two countries with access to the limited-markets-only McRib sandwich have ever fought a war.

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So, why hasn't McRib won a Nobel Peace Prize yet? And note that our current administration's refusal to carpet-bomb Iraq and Afghanistan with tasty McRib Sandwiches indicates their true intention to continue this war indefinitely as a means to transfer wealth to their corporate cronies.

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If you eat whoppers, the terrorists have already won.

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McRibs are gross.

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McRibs are gross.

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But you can't argue with RESULTS!

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McRibs are gross.

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Peace is gross, huh? Typical. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Algore needs a punch in the McRibs, and a kick in the McNuggets

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But you can't argue with RESULTS!

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But there is obviously something wrong with your analysis because last time I checked McDonalds is a big company and it is a fact that big companies are bad. Therefore, by creating the McRib, they can't be achieving any good as you are suggesting. They are clearly exploiting the need poor people have for affordable pseudoribs. If they would stop putting profits before people for a minute I am sure McDonalds could contribute to the overall collective good, but since we know they never do that we must conclude your analysis is faulty.

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They are clearly exploiting the need poor people have for affordable pseudoribs.

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I LOL'd.

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McRibs are gross.

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This is 100% false. Anyone who agrees with this not only hates our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and aligns themselves with Communist Nationalists in our own countries' media but they are also in cahoots with the French.

There is no wavering on this subject, our freedom is at stake, as a freedom loving God fearing American I think that it should be against the law to not love McRibs with all of your heart and soul. To hold any other stance is to give credence to our enemies and ruin the morale of our troops fighting abroad who only seek to ensure that we can continue to prosper and eat McRibs.

Sadly as of right now hippies like yourself are able to go around the internet and write devious slander, luckily PVN is willing to show the truth to folks like yourself.

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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.

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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.

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Didn't they get taken out by bill gate's zombie heroin addict child army?

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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.

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Didn't they get taken out by bill gate's zombie heroin addict child army?

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They are busy surrounding Moorobot's house to keep him off Bill's road unless he comes up with the ten million dollar fee.

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The real problem is that McDonalds disproportionately feeds white people. Mcdonalds must be willing to serve our ghettos in a fair manner.

Do you ever notice there are more McDonalds in Beverly Hills than in Compton?

That is the true travesty. McDonalds cannot work to create world peace until peace reigns in America.

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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.

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Didn't they get taken out by bill gate's zombie heroin addict child army?

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They are busy surrounding Moorobot's house to keep him off Bill's road unless he comes up with the ten million dollar fee.

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Is he back from his Hobo/Prostitute murdering spree then?

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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.

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Didn't they get taken out by bill gate's zombie heroin addict child army?

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That damn Gates is always beating me to the punch.

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They are clearly exploiting the need poor people have for affordable pseudoribs.

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I LOL'd.

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No, he pays people for that since his time is so much more valuable buying up roads to not let people on. Division of labor FTW.

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The real problem is that McDonalds disproportionately feeds white people. Mcdonalds must be willing to serve our ghettos in a fair manner.

Do you ever notice there are more McDonalds in Beverly Hills than in Compton?

That is the true travesty. McDonalds cannot work to create world peace until peace reigns in America.

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You've got it all wrong, there are more McDonald's in poor black areas. They are clearly a racist organization for this, because they are systematically opressing black people using the exact means Borodog is talking about!

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The real problem is that McDonalds disproportionately feeds white people. Mcdonalds must be willing to serve our ghettos in a fair manner.

Do you ever notice there are more McDonalds in Beverly Hills than in Compton?

That is the true travesty. McDonalds cannot work to create world peace until peace reigns in America.

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You've got it all wrong, there are more McDonald's in poor black areas. They are clearly a racist organization for this, because they are systematically opressing black people using the exact means Borodog is talking about!

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I don't know. I believe it is some of both. I definitely see the black exploitation, but along the same lines, I admit as a middle class white man I feel I recieve superior service in comparison to the service I see black people recieve during my visits to McDonalds.

Speaking of the McRib in general, I feel it is a slap in the face of black people, as everyone knows black people love ribs.

This is also parallel to what Wal-Mart does. McD's is offering an inferior product at a lower price, however, because of the lower price, McD's is cutting into the business of Willie's Pit BBQ down the street.

I suggest government grants to keep Willies in business.

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I suggest government grants to keep Willies in business.

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This is a great idea, I also think there should be subsidies for a Sonny's pulled pork "Big Deal" they keep raising their prices, knowing I'm addicted to them and will be forced to pay. Evil coroporate profiteering, is what it is. Every person in America has a right to cheap quality pulled pork!