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Passaman 10-29-2007 10:16 PM

This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
So, I fold preflop with the A8 and flop comes 888, then ten minutes later this happens (no BBJ on Stars)

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $106.85
Hero (BB): $131.30
UTG: $125.55
CO: $97.45
BTN: $73.10

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB folds, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($8.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $10</font>, BTN calls $10

River: ($28.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $60</font>, BTN calls $59.10 and is All-In

Results: $146.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack) and LOST (-$73.10 NET)
BTN showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Nine to King) and WON $147.70 (+$74.60 NET)

DopamineRelease 10-29-2007 10:18 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Wow, thats nuts imo

pinkis_4girls 10-29-2007 10:21 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Amazing. You were behind on every street. Congratulations.

Passaman 10-29-2007 10:26 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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Amazing. You were behind on every street. Congratulations.

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Dear noob with world's worst avatar: this is BEATS, brags, and variance. Please commiserate with me w/o snide comments (which are completely foreign to BBV). I had a straight flush and lost. Not only do I lose my stack, but if Stars has a BBJ, I'd have 2 or 3 hundred grand.

yeotaJMU 10-29-2007 10:29 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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Amazing. You were behind on every street. Congratulations.

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damn beat me to it

[ ] suckout

Gullanian 10-29-2007 10:29 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Why didn't you play that hand on a BBJ table?

SnffnMrkrz 10-29-2007 10:29 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
This is not your blog.

ImsaKidd 10-29-2007 10:31 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
I would persecute someone for their sins.

ImsaKidd 10-29-2007 10:31 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
(thats what jesus would do imo)

primetime32 10-29-2007 10:34 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
the beat is that you could have won 200,000 if you had that same hand at absolute poker.

pinkis_4girls 10-29-2007 10:35 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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Amazing. You were behind on every street. Congratulations.

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Dear noob with world's worst avatar: this is BEATS, brags, and variance. Please commiserate with me w/o snide comments (which are completely foreign to BBV). I had a straight flush and lost. Not only do I lose my stack, but if Stars has a BBJ, I'd have 2 or 3 hundred grand.

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Brag: I'm not you.

ImsaKidd 10-29-2007 10:35 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8801/jesusfiretm3.png

Boredom 10-29-2007 10:39 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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the beat is that you could have OPENFOLDED THE TURN if you had that same hand at absolute poker.

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Gonso 10-29-2007 10:41 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8801/jesusfiretm3.png

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I see what you did there and I like it

Marduk 10-29-2007 10:43 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
what are you doing playing 100nl after winning 2 bracelets this year?

Passaman 10-29-2007 10:48 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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what are you doing playing 100NL? ?

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FYP

chicken10der 10-29-2007 10:49 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
did that blow your mind? because that just happened.

ImsaKidd 10-29-2007 10:53 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8801/jesusfiretm3.png

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I see what you did there and I like it

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All I did was write some letters and draw FIAR

imabigdeal 10-29-2007 10:55 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
fake

apefish 10-29-2007 11:07 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Jesus won bracelets this year?

Landlord79 10-30-2007 10:40 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Brag: That same hand with the same suit hit at our table at the Goldstrike in Jan.

Long Trip Report attached for anyone who wants to read about a real BBJ. (It's saved on my work computer so I just thought I'd share)

After catching 3 hours of sleep in order to rest up for the supposed 3am weakening of the tables at the $1-2 cash game this weekend in Tunica, I sat back down at the Horseshoe to see 2 Asian guys that were there when I had left at 9pm. The rest of the table was new and a few were drinking. I sat about an hour and was up only a little when the table slowly started to dispurse and the money started to come off the table. I decided to walk over to the Goldstrike’s cardroom to find a better table.

I walked up to the hostess and ask for a $1-2 NL table and she pointed me to the table in the middle of the card room. There was a little bit of money on the table and I felt that this would be a good seat. I walked to the counter to buy my chips and a crazy looking fellow with wild eyes walked over to me and ask me to come play at his game back in the corner. He said that there were 3 live ones sitting over there and that I needed to come cash in. This sounded like an even better seat.

I sit down UTG and immediately straddle. Someone raises and is called and I have to dump my worthless hand when it gets back around to me. The next hand is forgotten, but the third hand will be etched in my mind for eternity.

I’m in the small blind and the action limps around to the wild-eyed man in late-middle who bumps it to $10. I fold along with all but an early and middle position limper. The flop comes down Jd,4c,10d and the limpers each check to the raiser who bets out $20. The early position player folds and the middle player moves all in for $50 more (one of the obvious live ones as he was almost falling asleep at the table and very short-stacked.) The pf-raiser grudgingly calls. Mr. Sleepy turns over 8d-7d for a flush draw and a gutshot str8 draw and Mr. Crazy eyes turns over Kd-Qd for the Royal flush draw. (do you call this an open-ended Royal flush draw?) The table points out that Sleepy is drawing dead to a 7 or 8. The 7c falls on the turn bringing Sleepy into the lead. Then the most surreal thing that I have seen in all my life happens. The most beautiful card in the whole deck falls off, the 9d!!! No one even realized it for a second. Then, simultaneously, people start to realize what’s on the board. “He’s got a straight flush! And look, he’s got a straight flush too!! Holy *&amp;$%^!!! That’s a bad beat! You guys just hit the bad beat jackpot!!!” The table erupts and jumps to their feet. High fives go around the table and people start to hug like we had just won the Sugar Bowl! The room takes notice and soon the place erupts. The dealer asks everyone to please step back from the table. Play in the entire room completely stopped for 15 minutes solid as everyone walked by the table to check it out. The cards and chips on that table didn’t move for 45 minutes as everything was verified as legit. It took almost 7 hours for the Goldstrike to iron out all the legal stuff, which meant that I played longer than I should have to burn the time away, but it was worth it. The only down side was that there wasn’t a table share. The rest left over after the winner and loser got paid was spread equally throughout the room to anyone playing holdem. Luckily it was 5am in the morning and there were less people than usual. It was one of the most amazing poker moments of my life and I just thought that I would share it with you guys.

tannenj 10-30-2007 10:43 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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the beat is that you could have OPENFOLDED THE TURN if you had that same hand at absolute poker.

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nh

DBG 10-30-2007 11:01 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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Luckily it was 5am in the morning

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As opposed to 5am at night?

thrasher789 10-30-2007 11:02 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Yesterday I made a straight flush on the river to beat villains flopped quad 9's and all I could think about was how sad I was that full tilt didn't have a BBJ.

Teh1337zor 10-30-2007 11:08 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
3bet pf

BarryLyndon 10-30-2007 11:19 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
[x] Wrong site for this [censored] to happen.

[ ] Beat

[x] Variance

johnnypokeher 10-30-2007 11:45 AM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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what are you doing playing 100nl after winning 2 bracelets this year?

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Tom (censored) Schneider?

10-30-2007 12:37 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5...5754581tv2.jpg

ImsaKidd 10-30-2007 12:49 PM

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Awesome.

DonkeyKing 10-30-2007 01:16 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
BBJFTWIMOBBQ

DoTheMath 10-30-2007 01:51 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
If Passaman is the BBV chaplain (as it says in his profile), and he is setting himself on fire, what religion does that make him?

Passaman 10-30-2007 02:02 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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If Passaman is the BBV chaplain (as it says in his profile), and he is setting himself on fire, what religion does that make him?

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I'm an Evangelical Christian, but I was despondent. It was either that or peel all the skin off my body, or start rooting for the Raiders.

ImsaKidd 10-30-2007 02:02 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
Passaman im running really bad now and I kinda want to set myself on fire too.

SnffnMrkrz 10-30-2007 02:07 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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This is not your blog.

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HeyBigMan 10-30-2007 02:57 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
I think your first problem was folding A8.

DoTheMath 10-30-2007 03:12 PM

Re: This just happened and I\'m setting myself on fire
 
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If Passaman is the BBV chaplain (as it says in his profile), and he is setting himself on fire, what religion does that make him?

[/ QUOTE ] I'm an Evangelical Christian,...

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Oh. I didn't know that was part of your rites. Would that be called a baptism by fire?

I had ruled out Norse pagan and Hindu - they only get set on fire after they die. Thought maybe it was Buddhist - didn't Buddhist monks use self-immolation as a protest in various Asian countries?

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... but I was despondent. It was either that or peel all the skin off my body, or start rooting for the Raiders.

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I'd advise option 3 - it is more painful and the effects last over many seasons.


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