give me a reason to give you $20
 

Pretty much says it in the title.

I need some good karma as I've been running like [censored].

so basically tell me what you would do with it and why I should give it to you.

most depeserate, inspiring or hilarious entry will win. I havn't decided.

oh and money will be shipped on stars

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

If you send it to me, I'll flip it with the person who replies after me. Best money ever spent.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

cuz i love u, and ftp closed my account, so good karma my way= good karma ur way

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

I'll shortstack .5/1 and move up when I get a buyin for the next level.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Give it to children's inc.

Reason: To end this thread.

<font color="white">Lori </font>

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Because I'll split it with someone by making a similar thread for half of it.
It's the pay it forward version of karma.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

I'll spend it on beer.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because i'm a busto hs degen who needs lunch money

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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give me a reason to give you $20

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Nah.


Do I win?

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Because my friend's gonna win the $109 mtt and I only have $100 on Stars so I can't call cards for him.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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I'll spend it on beer.

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Keep in mind that I'm not busto, I'd just have a good time on you.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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I'll spend it on beer.

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Keep in mind that I'm not busto, I'd just have a good time on you.

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Yeah, after I rail my friend, my money would go straight to alcohol imo.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because aejones stakes me all the time..
3 tourny wins for over 5k for him and i blow it in 2 days cause i play 3/6
but hes in canada
and i helped him study for a test which he aced today

luckyluigi2 on stars

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Because Stone Cold said so!

Oh, and it's 12:30 and I'm bored.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

i'd spend it on bangbus.com ...god that site is awesome ...

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

b/c i spent 3 months playing .1/.2nl for 50 hours a week and wound up being a 10$ winner..

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because im a break even poker player who wins on rakeback. Im a "C" college student. I dont have a girlfriend. I rarely go to sleep before 4am cause I stay up late on 2p2 doing nothing. I hav class at 8am so I barely ever get up for it. I have nothing going for me in my life.

If you can find it in your heart to give to a person who despite having every opportunity in life, has nothing going for him. It will surely bring you good karma.

ty

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.

An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.

I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

with soap and hot water..

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because I don't need your [censored] money, you donkey.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

I'll buy 4, $5 crack hos or I'll supply you with free porn passwords for a year to any sites you desire.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because i haven't played since partypoker went down and i miss teh online pokers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

if u send me $20, i'll send $100 to a charity.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

I'd spend it on $3+R satellites to the Sunday Million. If I make it and cash I'll split it with you.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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if u send me $20, i'll send $100 to a charity.

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done, pm stars name plz

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.

An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.

I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.

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I was going to post why I deserve it, but after reading this I want you to give it to him ^^

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

If you give it to me, I'll buy cat food for a stray kitten that is starving in my backyard.

If you don't give it to me the death of that kitten is now on your hands.

Your choice, but remember Bill Frist was a kitten killer also. Do you really want to be like him?

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

you raise on the button
i 3bet with JJ from bb you call
flop like 47T, i bet you shove I call
you show 36o, turn 5 gg me

ship plz

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

Because I would buy this:

link

And with the remaining $0.02 and my new skill sets, I would rule online poker.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because i will use it to buy pot.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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you raise on the button
i 3bet with JJ from bb you call
flop like 47T, i bet you shove I call
you show 36o, turn 5 gg me

ship plz

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lol
i guess you're having a worse week than me

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

because i made 3k today, i was really shooting for around 4 grand but then i got tired and now i feel really bummed, ship ship ty in advance

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

I had febreeze sprayed in my face today.

I am allergic to febreeze.

edit - I will use the money to find out what that punk at work is allergic too, and fill a bathtub with said item and push him in.


Also, I broke my 1 post per year streak by posting in this thread.

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

if u send me 20 dolars i'll try and scame someone by pulling out of a flip

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.

An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.

I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.

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give it to this fella

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

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because aejones stakes me all the time..
3 tourny wins for over 5k for him and i blow it in 2 days cause i play 3/6
but hes in canada
and i helped him study for a test which he aced today

luckyluigi2 on stars

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what tourny do you want to play?

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

last week i lost my job for getting a bj from a hot hispanic girl(i worked at a club). i dont have pics of said girl so i dont deserve any money plus im still pretty robusto, just wanted to share my semi-misfortunes with everyone in the thread

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

i'll use the 20 bucks to get me out to foxwoods tomorrow.

once there i will randomly sabotage various parts of the facility in a mild form of protest for the lifebanning of tj over his drunken antics.

ship the mobney.

rydewithme

Re: give me a reason to give you $20
 

if u don't give me $20 i will kill you. then i will kill ur whole family. a greasefire will be involved.

(ps joking obv noban)