Prayer Chain
 

Hey all, I will probably be flamed for this but I don't really care. Some of you may get those prayer chain emails coming across begging you to pray for some old man with emphysema, or a little kid with cholera. I usually discard them because I am what one would call a non believer. But after a brutal session of having several topset and straightdraw combos out run by some brain dead Corky type, I got the idea to harness the power of these forums.

If tonight we would all pray to the gods of poker , vishna, allah, methusala, yaweh, whomever I would be most grateful. Pray that this herd of drooling morons either lose the blessed horseshoe that is up their collective ass for a couple weeks, or as a sweeter alternative let them all die an extremely painful death. Let them all collect on an island to inbreed themselves into oblivion. Anything that could allow me to have a hand hold up anywhere near expectation.

If we all say these prayers and eat some vitamins tonight maybe the good players can have a period of time where their intricately laid traps end up snaring the correct victims.

Cliff notes......I hate all the morons out there that are decimating me thinking that their 5 high runner runner flush draw is good vs top set wrap, and I want the proverbial grease fire to melt their eyelids closed, and fuse their fingers into the hooves that they actually are.

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actually mostly i run good

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lol @ Randy Jensen criticizing bad play

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LOL @ op, take out the prayer chain part and repost in bbv

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DREAM CRUSHER
http://img.worldpokertour.com/players/2656.png

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Why pray when you can just read a book. I once saw this pro guy on tv, he was kinda annoying but he was like "zomg if i read a book I won't get knocked out!"

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Oh wait...that annoying guy did get knocked out anyway, never mind...

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and to think there a post on 2p2 talking about how there was a game centered around randy cuz he was the fish at the table.

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that retard at the WSOP ME is really starting a trend

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randy, wrong forum. nvg is made up of those very same drooling retards.

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OP, anytime i see you on tv in a hand i always root for the other person. because you're [censored] annoying and cocky as [censored] for no reason. i hope you never stop running bad. k that is all

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Randy,

Post more.

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Randy,

Post less

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Randy,

play greenstein HU more

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randy,

you can't run hot in online cash games nearly as long as you can in live donkaments. for someone with your dreamcrushing abilities, i don't recommend the switch.

you have to learn to embrace variance. some people can't win without it.

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Randy, your post is ruined because we have seen you on TV. If God got involved with poker, you couldn't rub a nickel to a dime and make noise.

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Randy I have to say you cracked me up royally that one year you told that guy, "Yeah why don't you get off Mike Matusow's nuts and come up with your own line." ROFL

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nh Yellowjack that had me lolling

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That must be some good [censored] you were smokin OP.

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[ ]god

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Hey all, I will probably be flamed for this but I don't really care. Some of you may get those prayer chain emails coming across begging you to pray for some old man with emphysema, or a little kid with cholera. I usually discard them because I am what one would call a non believer. But after a brutal session of having several topset and straightdraw combos out run by some brain dead Corky type, I got the idea to harness the power of these forums.

If tonight we would all pray to the gods of poker , vishna, allah, methusala, yaweh, whomever I would be most grateful. Pray that this herd of drooling morons either lose the blessed horseshoe that is up their collective ass for a couple weeks, or as a sweeter alternative let them all die an extremely painful death. Let them all collect on an island to inbreed themselves into oblivion. Anything that could allow me to have a hand hold up anywhere near expectation.

If we all say these prayers and eat some vitamins tonight maybe the good players can have a period of time where their intricately laid traps end up snaring the correct victims.

Cliff notes......I hate all the morons out there that are decimating me thinking that their 5 high runner runner flush draw is good vs top set wrap, and I want the proverbial grease fire to melt their eyelids closed, and fuse their fingers into the hooves that they actually are.

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Learn how to play poker?

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Thats some funny shi t dude. Just what I have always wanted, a photoshop that I can call my own. Like Ansel Adams you have eloquently captured the essence of a moment in time. I have to print that out and frame it. I will forever be gratefull.
It least I can now get a laugh outta my misery.

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Remember when you shoved QJ in the main event, begged another guy to fold in the most blatant display of weakness ever, and then told him he made a terrible call with AQ?

Funny stuff. Good times.

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OMFG...IM SO EXCITED, IM LIKE 3 POSTS DOWN FROM RANDY [censored] JENSEN. WE'RE SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIS SUXORZINESS!

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Yellowjacket ftw great post.

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So how does everyone feel about Randy Jensen's poker playing?

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OP, anytime i see you on tv in a hand i always root for the other person. because you're [censored] annoying and cocky as [censored] for no reason. i hope you never stop running bad. k that is all

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take a chill pill

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i thought this was pretty funny and..
lol at all you internet pros hiding behind your computers talking [censored]. you guys would never have the balls to say any of that stuff to his face.

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i thought this was pretty funny and..
lol at all you internet pros hiding behind your computers talking [censored]. you guys would never have the balls to say any of that stuff to his face.

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People tend not to insult the fish to it's face.

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Randy please play more PLO on FTP.

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So you want a little prayer !!! Go [censored] yourself !!!

Try my location for a few months then lets hear you whine !!!

Pathetic .

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What is your screen name, and can you hook me up with a UB transfer and I will be glad to. I cashed out a pretty nice chunk, then CHUNKED of the rest so I can't get any on for like 3-4 days. Then we can rock and roll. Even 2k will be enough to fiddle around with.

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So you want a little prayer !!! Go [censored] yourself !!!

Try my location for a few months then lets hear you whine !!!

Pathetic .

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Your chemo must be messing up your reading comprehension. I wasn't asking to be prayed for. I asked that we would pray that all the "bad guys" would basically die or have terrible things happen to them. Basically it was venting. Apparently it works fast if you already got cancer because of it. You probably smoke.

Don't know if you saw the research that came out the other day that said that a positive attitude has no bearing on cancer survival rates. Lucky you probably weren't using yours anyway.

If you do have non lifestyle caused cancer, and have never sucked out on my for tens of thousands of dollars I hope you get better and your hair grows back fast.

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Randy 2 words for ya:

Day Job....

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So you want a little prayer !!! Go [censored] yourself !!!

Try my location for a few months then lets hear you whine !!!

Pathetic .

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Your chemo must be messing up your reading comprehension. I wasn't asking to be prayed for. I asked that we would pray that all the "bad guys" would basically die or have terrible things happen to them. Basically it was venting. Apparently it works fast if you already got cancer because of it. You probably smoke.

Don't know if you saw the research that came out the other day that said that a positive attitude has no bearing on cancer survival rates. Lucky you probably weren't using yours anyway.

If you do have non lifestyle caused cancer, and have never sucked out on my for tens of thousands of dollars I hope you get better and your hair grows back fast.

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you're a [censored] piece of [censored] dude. i swear i hope i see you in person one day, you little [censored] twerp. who the [censored] do you think you are, talking about cancer that way? go to hell

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Someone ban this idiot?

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Thats some funny shi t dude. Just what I have always wanted, a photoshop that I can call my own. Like Ansel Adams you have eloquently captured the essence of a moment in time. I have to print that out and frame it. I will forever be gratefull.
It least I can now get a laugh outta my misery.

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Now, if you could only afford a printer. Should we start the Inkjet Prayer Chain too?

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Randy, is it true that you are dating Rafe Fursts hand puppet?

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So you want a little prayer !!! Go [censored] yourself !!!

Try my location for a few months then lets hear you whine !!!

Pathetic .

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Your chemo must be messing up your reading comprehension. I wasn't asking to be prayed for. I asked that we would pray that all the "bad guys" would basically die or have terrible things happen to them. Basically it was venting. Apparently it works fast if you already got cancer because of it. You probably smoke.

Don't know if you saw the research that came out the other day that said that a positive attitude has no bearing on cancer survival rates. Lucky you probably weren't using yours anyway.

If you do have non lifestyle caused cancer, and have never sucked out on my for tens of thousands of dollars I hope you get better and your hair grows back fast.

[/ QUOTE ]Stop posting your clueless and disgusting.

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So you want a little prayer !!! Go [censored] yourself !!!

Try my location for a few months then lets hear you whine !!!

Pathetic .

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Your chemo must be messing up your reading comprehension. I wasn't asking to be prayed for. I asked that we would pray that all the "bad guys" would basically die or have terrible things happen to them. Basically it was venting. Apparently it works fast if you already got cancer because of it. You probably smoke.

Don't know if you saw the research that came out the other day that said that a positive attitude has no bearing on cancer survival rates. Lucky you probably weren't using yours anyway.

If you do have non lifestyle caused cancer, and have never sucked out on my for tens of thousands of dollars I hope you get better and your hair grows back fast.

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