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PITTM 10-24-2007 02:52 PM

Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight it?
 
Repo: The Genetic Opera with Paris Hilton.

Seriously, watch the trailer. I am still wondering if i will wake up to myself thinking "no way is there someone this stupid to think that making this movie would be a good idea".

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 05:02 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
Sometimes I think how much I want to be an actor but I'm not good enough or pretty enough to ever get there.

Then I see this stuff.

And I just walk away wondering if there is any justice in the world, and if so, could it please come my way, kthx?

Popinjay 10-24-2007 05:06 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Sometimes I think how much I want to be an actor but I'm not good enough or pretty enough to ever get there.

Then I see this stuff.

And I just walk away wondering if there is any justice in the world, and if so, could it please come my way, kthx?

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Take an acting class and see what you've got or get famous and make a sex-tape.

Looks count but as long as you're well-proportioned it's not as much as you think.

React1oN 10-24-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
“I steal not for rings from dead fingers,
Nor take from dead teeth silver or gold.
But in the market of black-market sub-parts,
Trust me that I will not be undersold!”

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 05:17 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
Let me lose 5 lbs and maybe sex tape it is.

Variance: I think I would be willing to see this show on the stage. Just because it is so ridiculous I think it could be awesome on stage.

KhalynYohrk 10-24-2007 05:34 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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I'm not good enough or pretty enough to ever get there


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Let us(me) be the judge

diebitter 10-24-2007 05:35 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight it?
 
I laughed at "repoopera". As in re-poop-era.

am I a bad person?

PITTM 10-24-2007 05:39 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Let me lose 5 lbs and maybe sex tape it is.

Variance: I think I would be willing to see this show on the stage. Just because it is so ridiculous I think it could be awesome on stage.

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DBZ,

coincidentally sex tapes can be made in calfornia AND i am in california. its like a match made in heaven imo!

I also do agree that this is kind of a funny example of "luck". horrible actors and actresses assembled for the worst movie ever and somehow people care. I don't get why this movie was made when there are people desperately trying to get their scripts to people in hollywood. Are all these scripts people are ignoring possibly worse than this?

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 05:41 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
Haha - come to Vegas for New Years and you and Goofyballer can fight over me.

To be fair - Anthony Head is playing RepoMan which is kinda badass. But I have to say the music was horrible in the trailer. It would be so easy to make the music awesomely badass and they failed.

KhalynYohrk 10-24-2007 05:43 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Haha - come to Vegas for New Years and you and Goofyballer can fight over me.


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That wouldn't be fair to goofyballer

ZOMG_RIGGED! 10-24-2007 05:47 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Let me lose 5 lbs and maybe sex tape it is.

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In the pirate outfit please? And do somemath first/during/after. Now thats a porno.

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 05:49 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Let me lose 5 lbs and maybe sex tape it is.

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In the pirate outfit please? And do somemath first/during/after. Now thats a porno.

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You guys are effin' twisted.

PITTM 10-24-2007 06:00 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
Beat: Training through Calculus III probably won't give me the training to make a properly hot math sex tape.

diebitter 10-24-2007 06:01 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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Let me lose 5 lbs and maybe sex tape it is.

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In the pirate outfit please? And do somemathfirst/during/after. Now thats a porno.

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as in "let's 68 baby? Blow me, and I'll owe you one."

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 06:02 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
"Oh Tychenoff! Compact this! Compact it!"

ZOMG_RIGGED! 10-24-2007 06:26 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
I just got a boner

Limesparks 10-24-2007 06:39 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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"Oh Tychenoff! Compact this! Compact it!"

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this kind of behavior is completely regular

ZOMG_RIGGED! 10-24-2007 06:51 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
That goofyballer is a lucky man. Well, not really, you'd still be goofyballer. But still, I can never get my weemon to yell math stuff at me. Mostly because my weemon arent smart enough to know math but that a different issue. Seriously. does anything turn you guys on more than when a girl whispers sweet nothings in your ear about linear algebra or combinatrics? rawr

PITTM 10-24-2007 06:54 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
Saying goofyballer is a lucky man in the context of women is awesome/misguided.

ebepse 10-24-2007 06:56 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
whys there never male sex tapes?

if im ever famous i promise you bbv i will make a sex tape for ya

tedfurlong 10-24-2007 07:04 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...dred373gw0.jpg

divides_by_zero 10-24-2007 07:58 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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"Oh Tychenoff! Compact this! Compact it!"

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this kind of behavior is completely regular

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furyshade 10-24-2007 10:18 PM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/toronto/

its what it sounds like.

tboss888 10-25-2007 01:25 AM

Re: Beat: This movie is real and how on earth did someone greenlight i
 
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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...dred373gw0.jpg

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wtf? Screech couldn't even get decent looking chicks for his porno? What is the world coming to?


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