AIDS insurance betting
 

Ok, so I went to planned parenthood to get STD testing. OMG waiting for the results is so scary.

So, CincyHR is willing to sell me AIDS insurance for $200. If I have AIDS, I get $10,000.

My sexual history is that I have NEVER had unprotected sex, but have had sex with many shady parteners. In fact, I would say that the vast majority of my sexual history includes one night stands.

Is there anyone out there that will sell me a better AIDS insurance policy? It has to be a $200 payment on my part.

One time the condom the broke but she was really hot so she didn't have AIDS.

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http://blog.stanford.edu/unofficial/...ids-female.jpg

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$10k has to be good for at least 1 year of Magic Johnson quality [censored].

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This is genius.

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I'd have to know your race before putting in an offer.

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Ed why dont u post on your regular account?

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I did earlier imo.

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OMG that pic is sending shivers down my spine non-stop.

EDIT: And yet oddly hilarious.

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buy the insurance then go to botswana and sex a few bitches. ship the 10k

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We don't have aids here in botswana. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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62% don't have aids here in botswana. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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62% don't have aids here in botswana. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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THats better than a coinflip to me.

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62% don't have aids here in botswana. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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THats better than a coinflip to me.

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yeah, so sex atleast 5 chicks to be on the safe side. Also, have open sores on ur peen. i think that helps.

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OMG that pic is sending shivers down my spine non-stop.

EDIT: And yet oddly hilarious.

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what's the false positive rate on the test?

could you increase the false positive rate on your test with a $500 bribe?

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OMG that pic is sending shivers down my spine non-stop.

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qfmft

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Male Version - NSFW

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Would anyone else like to purchase AIDS insurance?

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Im white. This would ONLY apply to THIS aids test.

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I'm like 90% sure straight white guys can't even get aids by getting pounded in the butt or sharing needles.

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I'm like 90% sure straight white guys can't even get aids by getting pounded in the butt or sharing needles.

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Wait, are you even a real doctor?

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DR. LOVE

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Serious question: Does this insurance deal actually make you feel better about waiting for your test results? Like "oh, no biggie, if I get AIDS, at least I'll get the 10K".

Because if it were me, I wouldn't feel even the least bit better, I'd still be exactly the same amount worried as I was before and the only difference would be that when/if the test came back negative, instead of having that "OMG, I love life, everything's amazing and awesome" feeling, I'd just be thinking "f*ck, why did I waste that $200".

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Serious question: Does this insurance deal actually make you feel better about waiting for your test results? Like "oh, no biggie, if I get AIDS, at least I'll get the 10K".

Because if it were me, I wouldn't feel even the least bit better, I'd still be exactly the same amount worried as I was before and the only difference would be that when/if the test came back negative, instead of having that "OMG, I love life, everything's amazing and awesome" feeling, I'd just be thinking "f*ck, why did I waste that $200".

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You can live a normal life with AIDS for like 25 years now. 25 years with a 10k bonus is break even IMO.

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You can live a normal life with AIDS for like 25 years now. 25 years with a 10k bonus is break even IMO.

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not really. It's only 10K which you'll probably spend in AIDS related things in the first couple of years

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You can live a normal life with AIDS for like 25 years now. 25 years with a 10k bonus is break even IMO.

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not really. It's only 10K which you'll probably spend in AIDS related things in the first couple of years

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I think you underestimate the value of being able to use 10k towards picking up chicks and banging them without worrying about getting AIDS.

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...which u would have to pay anyway without the 10k

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You can live a normal life with AIDS for like 25 years now. 25 years with a 10k bonus is break even IMO.

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not really. It's only 10K which you'll probably spend in AIDS related things in the first couple of years

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I think you underestimate the value of being able to use 10k towards picking up chicks and banging them without worrying about getting AIDS.

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you can still get other stuff

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are we gonna take bets on whether or not op gets aids?

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How much action you want holdme

lol

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you say AIDS

i say bankroll

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Serious question: Does this insurance deal actually make you feel better about waiting for your test results? Like "oh, no biggie, if I get AIDS, at least I'll get the 10K".

Because if it were me, I wouldn't feel even the least bit better, I'd still be exactly the same amount worried as I was before and the only difference would be that when/if the test came back negative, instead of having that "OMG, I love life, everything's amazing and awesome" feeling, I'd just be thinking "f*ck, why did I waste that $200".

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LOL serious question in an AIDS prop betting thread.