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Rap Battle thread
Anyone wanna set it?
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A hibby a hibby a hip hip hop you don't stop rocking to bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rythm of the the boogie da beat. now what you hear is not a test, i'm a rappin to the beat. and me the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. now i am wonder mike and i'd like to say hello, to the black and the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow.
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plagiarism imo
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are u asking for someone to battle rap you
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my rhymes are like cockroaches burning in nuclear fires
you think they're nasty now but after the blaze they're the only ones alive forming a master hive delicious like sour cream potatoes and chives and that's how i'll eat you up like a chocolate jesus, won't be nothing left of you less than miss chriss' a cup slaughtering fools like t god pwns the drizzle my supremacy is fo shizzle and your skill's small as a thimble uh! |
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nah, just thought it was kinda funneh when 42it and the other guy went at it. Could also be just a place where you could say stuff to a poster who pisses you off in rhyme form so it doesnt seem as personal. on the other hand it could just be ghey. do with this thread as you will BBV.
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IReadSouls is obv asking for buttsecks//
In this battle, I have a 'stranglehold' on you, they'll call you 'roughneck'// This is a nutcheck, you'd be a physician just to do this// I called you ghey one time, and you switched positions just to prove this// Edit: Nothing personal in this. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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my rhymes are like cockroaches burning in nuclear fires you think they're nasty now but after the blaze they're the only ones alive forming a master hive delicious like sour cream potatoes and chives and that's how i'll eat you up like a chocolate jesus, won't be nothing left of you less than miss chriss' a cup slaughtering fools like t god pwns the drizzle my supremacy is fo shizzle and your skill's small as a thimble uh! [/ QUOTE ] Dont come at me with no generical [censored] bitch, u got lyrics then spit i slaughter you, put you own momma in hysterical fits You sound like the kind who couldnt make his clothes, his women or his syllables fit Watch me crush this kid, with 18k posts well, i got <100 and im still the one they feel the most And if you listen real closely, it's gonna be hard to tell but ever so faintly, even this kid laughin behind his dell watch me raise hell, im the spawn of lucifer and we both got the plums to spit, but mines is jucier Yo' im dirty when im rhymin, leave lyrical stains i'll put ya' style under arrest, and put ya lyrics in chains |
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IReadSouls is obv asking for buttsecks// In this battle, I have a 'stranglehold' on you, they'll call you 'roughneck'// This is a nutcheck, you'd be a physician just to do this// I called you ghey one time, and you switched positions just to prove this// Edit: Nothing personal in this. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] JayA trust me kid ya srtaight worthless Callin me gay, when your the one who be droppin soap on purpose yo, i put ya lyrics to one side and ya style on the shelf and he had to edit his post cause he was shittin himself yo, so hurry up and make peace with ya god i'll murda ya style and let ya soul sleep with the cod Cause my flow's is like cyanide at first it seems harmless, then u try eat it and u die inside |
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Cause my flow's is like cyanide at first it seems harmless, then u try eat it and u die inside [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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rap is fun.
EDIT: wheres 42it? |
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I am white
I will fight for my right to fly dat kite up yo mom's ass |
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[ QUOTE ] IReadSouls is obv asking for buttsecks// In this battle, I have a 'stranglehold' on you, they'll call you 'roughneck'// This is a nutcheck, you'd be a physician just to do this// I called you ghey one time, and you switched positions just to prove this// Edit: Nothing personal in this. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] JayA trust me kid ya srtaight worthless Callin me gay, when your the one who be droppin soap on purpose yo, i put ya lyrics to one side and ya style on the shelf and he had to edit his post cause he was shittin himself yo, so hurry up and make peace with ya god i'll murda ya style and let ya soul sleep with the cod Cause my flow's is like cyanide at first it seems harmless, then u try eat it and u die inside [/ QUOTE ] You play the bagpipes with a skirt on, I bet your favorite record label is 'Roc-a-fella'// You get locked up on purpose cause you like the c*ck-in-jail-huh?// I drop the soap on purpose? At least I freestyle my verses// Words come to me so easily while you prewrite and rehearse-this// Tell your mom this lad said hi, did I tell you she was my first-kiss?// Rhymes so wet, I could make a diabetic thirstless// |
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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake And when this is over you will stay awake Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS |
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I want to continue, but I'm trying to freestyle while mtt'ing, and it isn't a good combo. Nice verse there though. I will have to continue either late tonite or sometime tomorrow.
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You too man, i am v. impressed, probs wont be up much longer, its like 4am now and tired i is. nite, and gl in ur flipament.
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something about painful champagne. where's lurker?
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I want to battle, too!
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you should learn some basic decorum dude you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake And when this is over you will stay awake Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS [/ QUOTE ] you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf// but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself// I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary// My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me// Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense// But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents// So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion// you brought a .45 but i brought cannon// you can throw out all your secret plannin// cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin |
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[ QUOTE ] you should learn some basic decorum dude you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake And when this is over you will stay awake Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS [/ QUOTE ] you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf// but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself// I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary// My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me// Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense// But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents// So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion// you brought a .45 but i brought cannon// you can throw out all your secret plannin// cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin [/ QUOTE ] A+ |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] you should learn some basic decorum dude you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake And when this is over you will stay awake Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS [/ QUOTE ] you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf// but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself// I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary// My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me// Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense// But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents// So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion// you brought a .45 but i brought cannon// you can throw out all your secret plannin// cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin [/ QUOTE ] One more word from this late comer and he'll be dyin in ma trunk dont get all bitchy at me just cause its ya time of the month Im rollin over these weak verse's and nobodies stoppin me I make money from bein this i'll, so im half way between AIDS and monopoly So im'a be like donald trump and fire you from this thread and ya'll gonna be like van gough and be admired when your dead cause you a fake artist, probly lyin for ya bread but you winnin this would be like conspire gettin head |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] you should learn some basic decorum dude you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake And when this is over you will stay awake Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS [/ QUOTE ] you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf// but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself// I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary// My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me// Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense// But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents// So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion// you brought a .45 but i brought cannon// you can throw out all your secret plannin// cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin [/ QUOTE ] One more word from this late comer and he'll be dyin in ma trunk dont get all bitchy at me just cause its ya time of the month Im rollin over these weak verse's and nobodies stoppin me I make money from bein this ill, so im half way between AIDS and monopoly So im'a be like donald trump and fire you from this thread and ya'll gonna be like van gough and be admired when your dead cause you a fake artist kid, probly lyin for ya bread but you winnin this is more unlikely conspire gettin head |
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yo i gotta be one of the hottest on the thread and you cant follow me
you aight feelin my flow i reach into ur dome give u a labotamy now you probably cant even talk to me. but thats aight cuz i dont wanna hear it i break bones with my lyrics, put dudes to sleep with it like an ambien but its got poison in the mix yo im sorry why i did this but i had to takin [censored] on your face like i thought it was the bathroom. |
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Anyone wanna set it? [/ QUOTE ] should i, could i, may i say, your the one thats [censored] gay |
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yo i gotta be one of the hottest on the thread and you cant follow me you aight feelin my flow i reach into ur dome give u a labotamy now you probably cant even talk to me. but thats aight cuz i dont wanna hear it i break bones with my lyrics, put dudes to sleep with it like an ambien but its got poison in the mix yo im sorry why i did this but i had to takin [censored] on your face like i thought it was the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] srsly, this is the only one im not gonna reply to, its just too terrible. |
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This is a response to all you wack katz:
Ok, here we go it's pretty much night time here I'll bet your probably deaf in one ear like leo kottke, but except you can't play guitar or go very far, cum purple in a jar or a film canister, i love mr slope you probably love reading the newspaper that's pretty nerdy or smart depending who u talk to I walk all over you, your face is poo you don't even have a face your family is all out of place, they are dumb too just like you you belong in a zoo, this is all true i'm not a liar, i'm honest as god oh my god, I just said god In a rap, oh rat-a-tat-tat smack you cats like woo-wack glove slap |
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IReadSouls,
Everybody from the BBV, throw ya mutha [censored] hands up and follow me This place called BBV, its as dangerous as the New York streets You step right up thinking you're one of the elite You havn't been to the meet and greet and seen the heat that we put down in the streets Seriously though, i'll sell you some rhymes, here's the recepit Nevermind, won't do it, ain't for sale Keep coming at me, and of course i'll prevail I'll throw you in the ocean like the sperm of a whale This rap [censored] is easy, i ain't gonna lie Whats wrong? I don't hear you, you must be tounge tied I can do this all day, its no challenge for me Hold on i need a break, Miss Criss is done with my laundry |
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im runyon ave and im here to say
blah blah blah p.s. im gay |
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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] limesparks
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im runyon ave and im here to say blah blah blah p.s. im gay [/ QUOTE ] Winnar A+++ |
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one hottie, two hottie, three hotties in my bed
we gettin carpel tunnel from countin so much bread stackin piles to the sly, fillin rooms with cash fillin blunts to the tip, mixed with the finest hash i run with a crew of gangstas, they bang night and day roll with woofers in the trunk, hear me from blocks away who want it wit us? none of y'all want any drama and when we step to ya, you'll be MIA like osama i run this thread, this forum, BBV is all mine. what it do, imo, greatest poster of all time. pooptoads and ban op, y'all know who's the flyest had to give a shout to my man, BTYS. HOLLA |
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one hottie, two hottie, three hotties in my bed we gettin carpel tunnel from countin so much bread stackin piles to the sly, fillin rooms with cash fillin blunts to the tip, mixed with the finest hash i run with a crew of gangstas, they bang night and day roll with woofers in the trunk, hear me from blocks away who want it wit us? none of y'all want any drama and when we step to ya, you'll be MIA like osama i run this thread, this forum, BBV is all mine. what it do, imo, greatest poster of all time. pooptoads and ban op, y'all know who's the flyest had to give a shout to my man, BTYS. HOLLA [/ QUOTE ] Me and the sickest flows go hand in hand whereas you had to give a shout out to sensei so you wont get banned for that whack verse, leave you laid out in a black herse and bendin ya moms over at her funeral till her back hurts So bring all of BBV i'll be beatin em all till' ya'll be on ya knee's beggin like you needin to fall and i'll verbalise you to death, you wont be breathin at all hows it feel, you got ya ass kicked by raps steven seagal Buts if you feelin still like you fit to fight then you'll get dropped quicker than a moth when you hit the light cause im whatever your weakness is, and even if ya [censored] was tight if you were superman, then i would be kryptonite. I spit to fight, so i suggest ya stop cheesin cause you just spat ya verse and flopped like A-rod in the off season Yo, im dedicated - to get mah rhymes up i used to play truant oh and by the way, how's ya wife and my kid doin? |
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IReadSouls, Everybody from the BBV, throw ya mutha [censored] hands up and follow me This place called BBV, its as dangerous as the New York streets You step right up thinking you're one of the elite You havn't been to the meet and greet and seen the heat that we put down in the streets Seriously though, i'll sell you some rhymes, here's the recepit Nevermind, won't do it, ain't for sale Keep coming at me, and of course i'll prevail I'll throw you in the ocean like the sperm of a whale This rap [censored] is easy, i ain't gonna lie Whats wrong? I don't hear you, you must be tounge tied I can do this all day, its no challenge for me Hold on i need a break, Miss Criss is done with my laundry [/ QUOTE ] Yo' this guy perpetratin he gangsta so he's gon' get raped then talkin bout murderin, when he probly aint even seen a state pen. so watch ya step boy or i'll put ya on ma hit list oh, and when i said pen, i meant penatentiary, not the pen you wrote ya [censored] with. but against me, He probly the only one yet who stood half a chance but play my rhymes over a beat, and it'd make hammer dance the only thing missin from the rhyme is the grammer gramps sure he can type his [censored], but IRL, he'd turn the hammer dance into the stammer prance trippin over your toungue like its as big as ya ego lets see how big ya are lookin at the desert eagle ya better run cause im bringin my people and these the kinda cats who scare the [censored] outta the zombies in resident evil see everyone referin to Miss chris like ya'll wanna hug and kiss her Dont hit this one though MC, he was born cause his daddy nailed his sister sick, i'll admit im dirty when rhymin the obscenist when i rap but i still stay comin up like my penis on my back |
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A hibby a hibby a hip hip hop you don't stop rocking to bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rythm of the the boogie da beat. now what you hear is not a test, i'm a rappin to the beat. and me the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. now i am wonder mike and i'd like to say hello, to the black and the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow. [/ QUOTE ] make me laugh ! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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Yo fool Momma aint raise no sucka
Boom Boom Boom DIDS a dead motha [censored] |
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^^^ death threat. perma nuke imo
EDIT: jus kiddin |
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You think you a shark, but you a dolphin with a small fin
I played poker with your mom, and my dick went all-in... |
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You think you a shark, but you a dolphin with a small fin I played poker with your mom, and my dick went all-in... [/ QUOTE ] Winner! |
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IReadSouls,
Do you actually freestyle when you are doing this? Or do you take your time/practice and post the best rap? Ps: I am not battling you, just a genuine question. Your stuff is pretty good if you are actually thinking right out of your head. |
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obv its not str8 off the top cause you are thinking it while you are writing it and you have more time than if you are actually rapping, but i dont stop to think.
ty for the compliment [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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