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BowToYourSensei 10-15-2007 10:37 PM

helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
prolly tl;dr, prolly doesn't deliver, prolly fake, whatev

i've had this longstanding hatred for my aunt (mother's sister), but her son is basically my other younger brother (11 months older than him, we grew up together). anyway, a couple of weeks ago, i go to visit my cousin with my younger brother and sister, and his mom is there. his mom basically hates everyone in her extended family under the delusional paranoia that they've all betrayed her in some form or another. out of nowhere she says that she hopes my NINE YEAR OLD COUSIN gets testicular cancer and that his balls fall off. i'm not kidding. all of this so "his father can feel pain." i thought this was the sickest [censored] i've ever heard, then she follows up by calling my mother a whore, a [censored] bitch, basically ranting for a while before i just say "[censored] you, who the [censored] do you think you are?" what ensues is 10 minutes of her screaming profanities directed towards me and my whole family at the top of her lungs, then grabbing a knife and screaming at me, then swinging it at me, and knocking a 5 foot tall brass candlestick holder onto my sister. i drag my siblings out as quickly as possible while my cousin screams at her. sister's crying, and i'm completely incensed.

i get home and decide that i'm gonna call the cops when my grandma begs me not to. then my mom calls and does the same. then my cousin calls and does the same.

i decide not to do anything, even though really, i want her in jail or to suffer as much as she can for the rest of her natural born existance.

then 2 of my uncles and one other cousin all call me telling me that the insane whore bitch called them demanding them to give as much dirt as they can on me so she can send me to jail. obviously they all hung up on her. this did not make me any less angry. i still tried to calm down and refused to speak about her to anyone.

fast forward to today.

this morning my cousin calls me and tells me he got into a fight with that psycho mom of his and that he's moving out (he's goin to a 4 year from his JC anyway, so it works out) and that he needs my help moving his [censored]. fine, i tell him.

"i should probably tell you...my mom's gonna be there"

well [censored].

i go. i say nothing as she sits down in front of the tv. getting angrier and angrier but for his sake, i don't say anything. she, on the other hand, keeps telling him "i don't trust you, you're a dog, i want you out of my [censored] life, [censored] you and [censored] your dead father" (his father died when he was 4). i tell her she's [censored] insane and she tells me "it's none of your [censored] business"

at this point i wanna punch her in the face. but i think better of it.

finally as we leave while her door's open i spit in her apartment and walk down the stairs. i'm down the first flight when i hear her running and she screams from the top of the first flight "where did you spit?!"

"none of your [censored] business"

then i turn around and tell her "if you ever [censored] try that [censored] calling [my cousin] to dig dirt on me again-"

before i even finish she takes the keys that are in her hand and throws them as hard as she can at my head. i dodge them and they fall down 2 stories. she then tries to throw a [censored] pineapple (?) at me but drops it. i calmly walk down the remaining flights of stairs to the car while my cousin screams at her to stop as she screams cussing me out and runs after me. she then swings at my head twice (not really THAT hard, but hard enough to be an annoyance), i shrug it off and continue walking. she reaches into my cousin's bag and grabs a weightless dumbell and throws that at me. misses me. i'm about to get in the car when she grabs me screaming. spits on me. i then tell her "i dare you to hit me again" she then slaps me across the face. hard. i wince, calm my anger and just get in the car.

she screams "i'm gonna get you put in jail, i'm gonna see to it you go to jail you [censored] [censored]."

my cousin and i both laugh at her as we drive away.

i've been mulling this over for a few hours and haven't come to a conclusion, so, what's my play?

ebepse 10-15-2007 10:40 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
tl;dr

ebepse 10-15-2007 10:40 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ ] thread delivers

ebepse 10-15-2007 10:40 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
obv fake imo

The Man Mulcahey 10-15-2007 10:44 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
i'm actually angered by reading this.

O Fen�meno 10-15-2007 10:44 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
wow you post alot

A_C_Slater 10-15-2007 10:49 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
She almost has to be paranoid schizophrenic. If she is now living alone she will almost certainly off herself. So there is no need.

jcg2005 10-15-2007 10:49 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
i've only finished the first paragraph but dysfunctional families are great...

iponnet 10-15-2007 10:53 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
cliff note: ops aunt cant throw worth a dam lol

no but srsly I think its always best to not come into contact with these type of people in the first place, you shouldnt have even gone there to help your cousin because this was gona happen if you saw her. and no I wouldnt try to get her in jail nuf drama as it is for you, just try to never ever see her again. actually she probably needs psycological help if you ask me!

BowToYourSensei 10-15-2007 10:55 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
cliff note: ops aunt cant throw worth a dam lol

no but srsly I think its always best to not come into contact with these type of people in the first place, you shouldnt have even gone there to help your cousin because this was gona happen if you saw her. and no I wouldnt try to get her in jail nuf drama as it is for you, just try to never ever see her again. actually she probably needs psycological help if you ask me!

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i've always figured she needed help, but at this point i couldn't care less if she lives or dies, so i don't give a [censored] if she gets it

I_AM_EVIL 10-15-2007 10:56 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
Hire a guy with aids to have sex(rape??) with her. Then she will suffer for the rest of her life.

ebepse 10-15-2007 10:57 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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Hire a guy with aids to have sex(rape??) with her. Then she will suffer for the rest of her life.

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i was actually gunna say this. but then i forgot. and just told him to siihp instead

4ObliVioN4 10-15-2007 10:59 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[x] tl;dr
[x] doesn't deliver
[x] fake

seriously though, is she ever calm, nice, approachable, etc? First thing that came to my mind was she is bipolar which medication can basically get rid of. if she is always a crazy bitch then she can just diagf.

O Fen�meno 10-15-2007 11:01 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
my favorite btys thread evar

ebepse 10-15-2007 11:04 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
my favorite btys thread evar

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that one was long & boring, lame, and 99% fake imo

O Fen�meno 10-15-2007 11:05 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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my favorite btys thread evar

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that one was long & boring, lame, and 99% fake imo

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ban plz k thkx

99killed 10-15-2007 11:11 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
i was totally in yer cousins spot when i was 17-18. my mom went [censored] crazy just like this. i moved out and never talked to her again. that was May of 1993. gg mom.

variance: i'm 32 now imo.

Rounder2k8 10-15-2007 11:13 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
Yeah she's extremely psycho, if i was in your place i'd just try to [censored] her life up as much as possible.

Boris 10-15-2007 11:17 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
She's mentally ill. you shouldn't take her seriously.

crzylgs 10-15-2007 11:25 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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she then tries to throw a [censored] pineapple (?) at me but drops it.

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wow ur lucky to be alive anyone who's played super mario 2 knows how deadly a thrown pineapple can be.

BowToYourSensei 10-15-2007 11:33 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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she then tries to throw a [censored] pineapple (?) at me but drops it.

[/ QUOTE ]

wow ur lucky to be alive anyone who's played super mario 2 knows how deadly a thrown pineapple can be.

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lol

rakemeplz 10-15-2007 11:35 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
Honestly, I doubt the cops care.

Rounder2k8 10-15-2007 11:39 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Honestly, I doubt the cops care.

[/ QUOTE ]
Whether they care or not, he can still lay charges on her spycho ass

MuresanForMVP 10-15-2007 11:39 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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Honestly, I doubt the cops care.

[/ QUOTE ]


swinging a knife at him=cops care.

BowToYourSensei 10-15-2007 11:43 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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Honestly, I doubt the cops care.

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i think the cops would care over here, in a city where there's been (i'm 95% sure) 1 recorded homicide in the last decade.

LiveNow 10-15-2007 11:48 PM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
meh, this is fake.

DrVanNostrin 10-16-2007 12:02 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
Is there any chance she can get this "dirt" she speaks of.

Funkert 10-16-2007 12:07 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
your cousin moved out now, so u never have to go there again...... just let her rot in her own misery

also, dont think authorities would care too much

MuresanForMVP 10-16-2007 12:12 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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your cousin moved out now, so u never have to go there again...... just let her rot in her own misery

also, dont think authorities would care too much

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"then grabbing a knife and screaming at me, then swinging it at me, and knocking a 5 foot tall brass candlestick holder onto my sister. "

The authorities would have no choice but to care in this instance, provided witnesses would testify. If you articulated all the separate instances convincingly she'd probably get sent to a mental home.

10-16-2007 12:17 AM

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KSOT 10-16-2007 12:37 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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i'm about to get in the car when she grabs me screaming. spits on me. i then tell her "i dare you to hit me again" she then slaps me across the face. hard. i wince, calm my anger and just get in the car.

[/ QUOTE ]

I know it was almost over, but I stopped reading here.

Pussy.

Arp220 10-16-2007 12:49 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 

Fundamentally, she wants attention. If you really want to [censored] her up, don't give her any.

But she really needs a shrink...

Conspire 10-16-2007 01:00 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
The obv is to hire a hitman.

I_AM_EVIL 10-16-2007 01:01 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
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The obv is to hire a hitman.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's what I said.

AE6 10-16-2007 01:12 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
if even like 1/2 the stories you tell are true, your life is 10x more interesting than mine....

hay guyz today i went to class and then i played videogames and now i'm on 2+2!! aren't i just the most awesome person ever???

The Man Mulcahey 10-16-2007 01:24 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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The obv is to hire a hitman.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's what I said.

[/ QUOTE ]you said sexual hitman.

fartman77 10-16-2007 01:27 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
In a sick, disgustingly incestuous twist, have sex with her.

absoludicrous 10-16-2007 01:44 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
Of course you get this [censored] (c-word) sent to jail. She obv hates her life, and would probably benefit by being jailed. Nasty [censored].

POKEROMGLOL 10-16-2007 01:44 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
I'm in law school and you can sue her for lots of stuff.

Come back next year after I have had Criminal law.

Funkert 10-16-2007 01:59 AM

Re: helped my cousin move out, should i have his mom arrested?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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your cousin moved out now, so u never have to go there again...... just let her rot in her own misery

also, dont think authorities would care too much

[/ QUOTE ]


"then grabbing a knife and screaming at me, then swinging it at me, and knocking a 5 foot tall brass candlestick holder onto my sister."

The authorities would have no choice but to care in this instance, provided witnesses would testify. If you articulated all the separate instances convincingly she'd probably get sent to a mental home.

[/ QUOTE ]

i did not say they wouldnt do anything, just not that much

maybe she'll get a fine or some mandatory counseling or whatever, but dont think u can get her put away for a decent while just for acting up like a crazy witch every once in a while.

also, if it were my aunt i'd say she didnt deserve the attention and just let her sit there and see if she can find new family to annoy ^^


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