I don\'t wash my hands
Ya thats me, the guy who after taking a piss in the bathroom, usually just walks on out without washing his hands first. I mean, just cause I touch my dick doesn't mean my hands are contaminated (being that I'm a clean guy who showers every day). And its not like I'm pissing all over my hands or anything. If I'm at work and there happen to be coworkers in the room with me, ya I'll do a token wet/dry thing (no soap) just so I'm not known as the guy who doesn't wash his hands. But seriously, I think its mostly just a waste of time & water.. I'll shake a guys hand after he's gone to the toilet w/o washing, seriously what does it matter.
Now ya I suppose those who have fungus growing or spray everywhere, they need to wash up. As for after taking a crap, again, how messy do ya gota be before ya need to wash? L8r.. Tele http://www.domesintl.com/images/newPhotos/Picture43.jpg |
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sup bro?
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i hear ya bud
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I'll shake a guys hand after he's gone to the toilet w/o washing, seriously what does it matter. [/ QUOTE ] congrats, you just touched his pecker! |
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I see people who share your philosophy in casinos all the time. Then you see players at the table who eat food with their hands after fondling cards for hours on end.
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Do you even wipe your ass after taking a [censored]?
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if u dont wash hands after
#1 its pretty standard #2 ur just dirty |
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Honestly, washing your hands after you go to the bathroom isn't important because you just touched your dick. Its important because you are constantly touching door knobs, keyboards, other people, subway or bus poles, shopping carts, ... and picking up germs/viruses. Washing your hands regularly removes a lot of those.
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i usually dont wash my hands either, but if im at a casino/party or whatever ive started to do it because there are soo many nits out there.
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I used to always say "whats the point? i take a shower, put on clean underwear, then go to work. i take my dick out to piss, and then put it back. it's the cleanest part of my body, if anything I should be washing my dick afterwards." then i realized that washing your hands throughout the day is just a good habit in general, and after you piss is a convenient time.
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you all might want to consider washing your hands before going to the bathroom and after...
you dick might be clean, but do you really want to touch your clean dick with the hands that have been typing, touching doors, etc... |
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I justify not washing my hands by telling myself I'm keeping my immune system strong at all times with the constant bombardment of germs. I rarely get sick, I don't see a reason to start washing now.
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if u dont wash hands after #2 ur just dirty [/ QUOTE ] I fail to understand why you would say it's dirty for #2, but standard for #1. Do you often miss with the tp and get a bit of crap on your hands? |
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I justify not washing my hands by telling myself I'm keeping my immune system strong at all times with the constant bombardment of germs. I rarely get sick, I don't see a reason to start washing now. [/ QUOTE ] Same. I get sick at most once a year. [censored] washing my hands. |
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Honestly, washing your hands after you go to the bathroom isn't important because you just touched your dick. Its important because you are constantly touching door knobs, keyboards, other people, subway or bus poles, shopping carts, ... and picking up germs/viruses. Washing your hands regularly removes a lot of those. [/ QUOTE ] ding ding ding |
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you guys are all seriously disgusting.
non-washers should be left to the obese and senile. don't be gross, wash your hands. |
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You are correct, not washing your hands will probably never hurt you, but it still makes you gross. Even though you know your junk is clean, do you think people want you touching their stuff with pecker hand?
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http://www.ajokes.com/images/picture.../didntwash.jpg [/ QUOTE ] lol Washing your hands seems like a waste of time to me. Count how many things you touch, that aren't sanitized, for 30 minutes after just washing your hands and you'll realize it's a lost cause. |
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I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands.
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I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands. [/ QUOTE ] you have a small pee pee |
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Wow what kind of an ahole puts his ad on a Far Side cartoon.
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[ QUOTE ] http://www.ajokes.com/images/picture.../didntwash.jpg [/ QUOTE ] lol Washing your hands seems like a waste of time to me. Count how many things you touch, that aren't sanitized, for 30 minutes after just washing your hands and you'll realize it's a lost cause. [/ QUOTE ] couldn't the same argument be made for bathing and deodorant? you're just gonna get dirty again so what is the point? maybe you didn't miss when you took a piss or get crap on your hands, but think of every other idiot who used the same toilet, flushed using same lever, touched same door handles. just because you are hygenic don't assume others are |
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I never wash but I use purell.
I also never touch doorknobs, and try not to touch anything gross. I never wash in a public bathroom because I dont want to touch the sink. Also it dries out my hands. Purell is much better. |
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[ QUOTE ] I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands. [/ QUOTE ] you have a small pee pee [/ QUOTE ] actually in public I have to use the shorter urinal most of the time, and I had to install a specially designed toilet in my house to avoid touching the water when I go #2. |
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Personally, I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick.
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I never wash but I use purell. I also never touch doorknobs, and try not to touch anything gross. I never wash in a public bathroom because I dont want to touch the sink. Also it dries out my hands. Purell is much better. [/ QUOTE ] you're a mega-whore |
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couldn't the same argument be made for bathing and deodorant? [/ QUOTE ] No, because bathing is when my hands get their washing done twice a day too. |
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[ QUOTE ] I justify not washing my hands by telling myself I'm keeping my immune system strong at all times with the constant bombardment of germs. I rarely get sick, I don't see a reason to start washing now. [/ QUOTE ] Same. I get sick at most once a year. [censored] washing my hands. [/ QUOTE ] Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm. Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear. Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Homer: Oh, how does it work? Lisa: It doesn’t work. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you? Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock. |
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Washing your hands seems like a waste of time to me. Count how many things you touch, that aren't sanitized, for 30 minutes after just washing your hands and you'll realize it's a lost cause. [/ QUOTE ] Agreed. It's like waking up in the middle of the night to make your bed, then going right back to sleep in it. |
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what about the dude with hepatitis A that just crapped in the stall before you and accidentally gets an indiscernible bit of fecal matter on the toilet paper roll.
dumb [censored] |
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[ QUOTE ] I'll shake a guys hand after he's gone to the toilet w/o washing, seriously what does it matter. [/ QUOTE ] congrats, you just touched his smegma! [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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All those horrid germs you get from touching your dick can't compare to the more horrid germs you get from that bathroom door handle...people are too uptight about stuff like this.
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you all might want to consider washing your hands before going to the bathroom and after... you dick might be clean, but do you really want to touch your clean dick with the hands that have been typing, touching doors, etc... [/ QUOTE ] Best way not to get sick. It's more the other germs you're touching all day . But I don't want your piss on my [censored] . So wash your [censored] hands dumb [censored] !!! |
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[ QUOTE ] you all might want to consider washing your hands before going to the bathroom and after... you dick might be clean, but do you really want to touch your clean dick with the hands that have been typing, touching doors, etc... [/ QUOTE ] Best way not to get sick. It's more the other germs you're touching all day . But I don't want your piss on my [censored] . So wash your [censored] hands dumb [censored] !!! [/ QUOTE ] No. |
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what about the dude with hepatitis A that just crapped in the stall before you and accidentally gets an indiscernible bit of fecal matter on the toilet paper roll. dumb [censored] [/ QUOTE ] I run out of the bathroom screaming and find another place to relieve myself [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Not washing your hands after you go the bathroom is gross. At least do it for other people.
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WTF do you need to touch your dick for anyway? Learn to get the body aim action going on!
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Wash your hands wtf is wrong with you
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