What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

Ok, there is only three of us left in the pot. I'm not sure what kind of player the bettor is, so I kind of respect his bets. Now I want to call, don't hold the nuts, but don't want to fold. This is limit, holdem ring or Omaha Hi-Lo sit and go. But the other player the Monkey, is raising, calling, with anything, he may have AA(holdem) or 36 suited, and I am caught in the crossfire of raises. I want to call down the bettor, right or wrong, but the Monkey makes it very expensive to do so. What does the Monkey want? And what would you do?

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

put my money in my shoe

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

In before head asplosion

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

monkey want banana

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yeah maybe, but what is his motivation for raising like that?

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If the Monkey would be willing to play me, he would do so at a Triple draw table, a game which I think I could use his agressiveness against him.

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Spaghetti-O's?

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http://multiplace.sk/2007/userdata/wtf-monkey.jpg

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=idk i think =you should do someting though=

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Ok, blah is blah blah of us blah in the pot. I'm not blah blah blah of blah the blah is, so I blah of blah his blah. Now I blah to blah, don't blah the blah, but don't blah to blah. Blah is blah, blah blah or Blah Hi-Lo sit and go. But the blah blah the Blah, is blah, blah, blah blah, he may blah AA(blah) or 36 blah, and I am blah in the blah of blah. I blah to blah blah the blah, blah or blah, but the Blah blah it blah blah to do so. Blah blah the Blah blah? And what would you do?

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And I do appreciate your comments, each and every one of yous, but (I hate to say it, but I have to,) you are no limit players, but this is limit Texas holdem. (Or limit Omaha high low sit and goes.) No no-limit player could answer this question, for obvious reasons.

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

Even though this is limit, I think most of the time, given the action, monkey want banana

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 

arent you supposed to be dead?

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I had a good week.

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collusion, LDO. Report monkey to customer support.

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I will explain, now. See, when the suckouts hit me, I do not dig it. When only two or three cards could beat me on the river, and did, often I would punch the off button on my computer in anger=even if it was the first hand of the day=I quit. "Small Stakes Hold"em," said, and I am again paraphrasing, that the way that the cards fall makes people want to quit, or stop learning. Bottom line=keep playing.

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I will explain, now. See, when the suckouts hit me, I do not dig it. When only two or three cards could beat me on the river, and did, often I would punch the off button on my computer in anger=even if it was the first hand of the day=I quit. "Small Stakes Hold"em," said, and I am again paraphrasing, that the way that the cards fall makes people want to quit, or stop learning. Bottom line=gogogo

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ANSWER=wait for the monkey to go BROKE=then play your game=YEAH BABY

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idk i think it's mix in the middle


So the posse left Houston Texas
All the girls keep callin' us sexist
Houston media is givin' us rappers no pity
So we all hit Kansas City
In K.C. we go The Gates and Suns
Gotta get grub 'fore we run
Met a little freak named Stacy
I said I'm not just here for the Barbecue baby
She gave me that look, like Pebbles
I'm acked with bass not treble
So I say, Oogley-goo oogley-doo-goo-doo
"What'd you say?" I ain't tellin' you
You see the Mix game is laced with riddles
It ain't moaney, it's Mix in the middle
In walked my ex named Wendy
She got a fresh Dooney Bag
'Cause she's tired of Fendi
Oooh, could a brother be busted
Because Wendy trusted, Me?
An' ah told a lit'l lie 'n
Said I was a loyal guy
Wendy got mad and she wants to dis me
In Kansas City
Wendy starts to groovin'
Hands on her hips and her hair starts movin'
She said the Mixalot game is phony
Just 'cause I said I'm runnin' girls like ponies
But talkin' that stuff is my occupation
That's how I got this reputation

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Thanks my eagle friend.