If god exists..
 

what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?

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Why does he allow such suffering, pain, hatred , cruelty and evil to exist in the world?

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"You have lead a good life."

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I've changed my mind.

"Who do you want to live as next?"

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"you have lead."

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what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?

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"Dude, let me share with you... I've got some good bud." And then God precedes to lay out some fat bassline for his reggae band.

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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

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"Everyone will be happy."

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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

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lol CNR ftw

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"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."

Or,

Archon,

Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell.

If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to contact us.
Best Regards,
Peter
Heaven Support

Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me.

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Heaven? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] How bout this clicky.

Jokes aside, something about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin waiting for me would be preferable.

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We have a seat open on Table 5 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Why does he allow such suffering, pain, hatred , cruelty and evil to exist in the world?

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The ability to be cruel, hate, and do evil are intrinsic abilities to beings created with the attribute of free will.

Stu

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In addition to this world being one of duality: good/bad, wet/dry, light/dark, etc. Can't have one aspect without the other.

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"So glad you made it!"

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"Welcome home. As you can see we're already decorated in your favorite color sky-blue and there's also wireless surround sound. Feel free to choose any room in the house as yours. You'll always have a front row seat for any rainbows and sunsets. Btw, the game is just down the hall and there's always an opening! So don't worry. Be happy!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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If everyone is happy, then I am happy. If I am happy, then I have Alba twins. Thus, my ass is covered. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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In addition to this world being one of duality: good/bad, wet/dry, light/dark, etc. Can't have one aspect without the other.

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I don't expect you to defend this silly belief, but at least pick better examples. Light/dark and wet/dry aren't dualities. Hell, nothing scientific is a duality - you'll have to stick to intangibles if you want to be credible.

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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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As much as I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!

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As much as I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!

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LOL

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As much as I Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!

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72 virgins would be my idea of hell!

now... 72 moderately experienced hot chicks and we are closer to my vision of heaven...

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well done.

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As much as I Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!

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72 virgins would be my idea of hell!

now... 72 moderately experienced hot chicks and we are closer to my vision of heaven...

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QFT. Let someone else break 'em in for ya.

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A little musical inspiration to help us all get there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nG1P...ed&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA69xAUrNTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJAvP...ed&search=

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Oops left out one, this one is especially for all the naturalists in SMP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBptr...ed&search=

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what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?

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I knew you had it inside you.

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How about another go at it?

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How about another go at it?

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haha, nice one.

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Hookers on the left, blow on the right.

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Hookers on the left, blow on the hookers.

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fyp

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"you made it. congratulations."

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Like to hear: "Welcome. Knew you would make it."

Probably hear: "Congratulations. We're pretty stunned up here. You were on the board at 5,000-1."

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"sup bro?"

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"There seems to have been a slight mixup...."

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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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As much as I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!

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You better convert to Islam. Christians don't get 72 virgins.

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the thought of being in a conscious state for an eternity is terrifying to me