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Who else is drunk?

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im trying to limit my drinking to twice a week. weird huh?

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Seems perfectly rational.

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Wait, you take it up the ass too right?

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[x] day ends in y
[x] drunk

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Im not drunk, I havent drank even a beer in over a week. I hope I dont ruin your little drunk thread.

P.S. I dont want none of you drunk suckas getting emotional on me!

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Getting there...

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Semi-drunk...can still type

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What if we've only had like 3.5 drinks?

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i just started drinking. Octoberfest today awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I went to this bar tonight and the waitress was a 10/10. She was being flirty with me, which I know means nothing, but it was still nice.

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yeah i like when they pretend to like me, cause they think i will tip well, and then i only tip like 40%

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yeah i like when they pretend to like me, cause they think i will tip well, and then i only tip like 40%

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lol!!!!!!

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Getting there...

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QFT and I want one of them there ukeleles???

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I was pretty funny though fwiw. Should I go back?

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Absolutely.

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QFT and I want one of them there ukeleles???

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Ron Paul is larger than life so he gets a really big ukelele.

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I was pretty funny though fwiw. Should I go back?

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after a few more drinks

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I'm so drunk and I'm not even inclined to go to a party or anything. I'm just sweating my roommate who's playing 10nl. Someone fix my life.

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We should have a good old drunk 2+2 poker game. I challenge you! to .01/.02 unlimited holdem!

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o word i am le [censored]

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hahaha i'm drunk and me and pokerfink are going to hang out with these chicks who are havin a bonfire

ayoooo i'm tired of usin technology

why dont u sit down on top of me

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yep ur drunk

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Is it ok if I'm naked?

PS: Woooo nation and Bakes posted in my thread

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wooooooooo witd posted in my thread

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Sober. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Sober. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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drink THE edfurlong

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me and are so fing drunk... hes drinkin jack and i'm drinkin vodka... he fing min raising me on everystreet. less harm is with me too... woot woot

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Wow edfurlng and ghostface. I'm famous imo.

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me and catcher3333 are so fing drunk... hes drinkin jack and i'm drinkin vodka... he fing min raising me on everystreet. less harm is with me too... woot woot

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Stop playing limit so you can respect yourselves in the morning.

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Wow edfurlng and ghostface. I'm famous imo.

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stop with the flattery

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Is it my imagination or do good looking women walk faster than ugly women?

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I've had a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best and a fifth of tequila split with my roommate. I'm asian too fwiw. But I'm going to be completely honest in this thread fwiw. Ask me anything.

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you are really asian?

pix plz

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Well ugly women are usually fat and this slows them down zing!

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you are really asian?


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He already said he wasn't a jew, so that only leaves two other options.

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you are really asian?

pix plz

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Why's it weird that I'm asian? I'll post pics if you want, I'm a normal looking guy as far as I know.

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I'm a normal looking guy as far as I know.

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But you just said you were asian. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Pics!

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i cant picture tom cruise as asian?