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I have a chance to go to an invite only party where apparently Too Short will make an appearance. Other artists include Tila Tequila (who cares) and B Legit (don't know who he is. Funny azz name though). There will also be as yet un named artists performing. Honestly this is not my kind of scene but the opportunity to see Too Short might be too much for me to turn down. I also think it would be funny to see the Hip Hop scene in real life.

Problem is I don't know what to wear.

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body armor?

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what kind of retarded question is this?

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what kind of retarded question is this?

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http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/3...isbling6me.jpg


you're welcome

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lol this is excellent

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[x] chamois shirt
[x] jean shorts

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Definitely do not pass up any opportunity to see Too $hort. You are a lucky man.

You can rock the khakis with a cuff and a crease.

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http://www.jest.com/images/wigger2big.gif

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So you know who Too Short is but you don't know who B-Legit is? Where are you from?

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So you know who Too Short is but you don't know who B-Legit is? Where are you from?

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So you know who Too Short is but you don't know who B-Legit is? Where are you from?

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B-Legit isn't even close to being on Too Short's level of exposure/status.

Boris might be older than Too Short, if that helps you understand.

Which is impressive, because Too Short is OLD.

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whatever happened to that kid going to the 50 cent vegas party?

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Af far as how you should dress: You should at least wear a pair of jeans with a picture of 2pac on them. If you don't have that, Jorts and a Polo shirt will suffice.

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what's the chances op gets robbed/beat up at this function?

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what's the chances op gets robbed/beat up at this function?

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whats the chance that if we all chip in some cash you will get sterilized?

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Please ask B Legit why he sucks now.

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It doesn't matter what you wear. Just tell them your name, and you'll be down, bro.

PS: I'm jealous as hell. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

PPS: B Legit isn't.

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B,

Checking my email for invite. WTF?

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Boris,

Forget about this one. Just get me in to the launch party for http://www.dancejam.com/.

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So as of right now I'm gonna rock these
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/4...b019c22cb4.jpg

plus this
http://www.greengoodies.com/incEngin...en_Sweater.jpg

plus this


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...4L._SS400_.jpg

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boris,

good choice avoiding all the primary gang colors. was that on purpose?

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Boris,

NOT THE KHAKIS.

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Diablo - I am what I am.

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Boris,

NOT THE KHAKIS!

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Boris,

NOT THE KHAKIS!

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Pleated FTL.

-Al

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Al,

Where is your avatar?

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I'm over avatars. But I do like all these new banjo ones.

-Al

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I'm over avatars. But I do like all these new banjo ones.

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please be joking.

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hahaha I am they r gay

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NOT A BANJO

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hahaha I am they r gay

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welcome comrade

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Jeans, not khakis.

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Jean shorts imo.
Then walk up to Too Short and break off your best rhymes.
http://kipin.net/Ikon_Accapella.mp3

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1. look for pictures of lil_holdem
2. copy exact outfit, grill and everything
3. you're down

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Too Short is a pretty big dick in real life to be honest. He stole my girl once at a Vegas club where he had a show so that might be why I'm bitter. If you get to hang out with Mistah FAB and E-40 ever they are probsbly the most chill guys I've ever met; if there is a chance either of them are there then go.

Every time I've hung out with the hip hop scene at a party and I knew I couldn't pull off the hip-hop look, I've just worn a suit. It work has worked pretty well for me in the past but YMMV.

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what's the chances op gets robbed/beat up at this function?

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Somewhere about zero for the robbed. If he starts [censored] with someone he may get his ass kicked though.