Ruined Own Sex life
 

Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

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Rub some poop on your lip.

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GUESS THE GIMMICK TIMEEEE

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Dids?

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Its not EricW

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he has a valid question

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ok its Drexah then.

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Surprisingly, its not nos1nos2.

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Take your time making love to yourself?

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bengay.

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go like medium speed and work at it.

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Dids?

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lol as if a girl would ever get near Dids's penis.

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bengay.

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In college, replaced a buddys KY with an IcyHot type of rub, expecting to have him use it with himself one night and get a good laugh out of it.

The laugh occurred, but not until a much later date as it was the girl who ran screaming from his room to the bathroom who had the most discomfort.

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go like medium pace and work at it.

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Now stick that shampoo bottle up your ass.

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[censored] her in the dark, and use a carrot or something. Or fist her.

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Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?

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Is there a cure?

[/ QUOTE ]You could switch to guys.

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You should just stick to masterbation.

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You could switch to guys.

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This would not work.

Much for the same reason I can never allow myself to end up in prison, I cannot even pass a big turd without much pain and discomfort!

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Is there a cure?

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Yes, but it involves watching hundreds of hours of porn of a kind that you don't really care for all that much.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CURE?

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Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

Cajun pepper ,LDO

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

[/ QUOTE ]Cajun pepper

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need to give her the pleasure first, then it won't be as huge a deal as she'll already have been satisfied.

fix: stop grabbing yourself everytime you get horny - learn to live with a boner without "making it go away"

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Rub it out like 2-3 times before sexy time.

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lol...OP's name is quickdraw--like he named himself for this one big post.

Master is right tho, just yank it before you get with her--and have like 6 beers. ye shall go all night.

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Rub it out like 2-3 times before sexy time.

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srsly this is minor league shiz... PRE-GAME BRO

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Is there a cure?

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Yes, but it involves watching hundreds of hours of porn of a kind that you don't really care for all that much.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CURE?

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You think watching the Skreetch video over and over will really help?

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Have you tried condoms? It's impossible to blow a load while wearing one, it's science.

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that's why I said no to condoms, and yes to chlamydia!

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"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

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this makes no sense, shouldn't masturbation increase your "tolerance"?

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"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

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You do it fast so god doesn't see.

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Eat a bunch of celery and she won't care.

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"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

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You do it fast so god doesn't see.

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Buy Extenz obviously

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sleep with chicks who have low self-esteem and blame them for making you cum too quick, make them feel guilty about it, get more sex by manipulating their fragile emotional state.

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take 7 shots of jack daniels 5 minutes before intercourse

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that would suck if you are in this exact situation but kind of "reversed" ... you jack off so much that you have trouble getting up/staying up/busting when hooking up with girls.

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super glue

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[ ] "Relax baby, I'm just takin' a piss..."

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http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/image...2L._AA280_.jpg

It's impossible to nut with these..

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"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

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Lived with roomies in dorm type situations for a number of years where there was usually more than one to a room.

Also an open environment where many people came and went as they pleased. Sometimes you never know who was going to walk in.

Lock the door? Whatever!