Variance: Depression Test
 

Variance: My school emailed this depression test that we were supposed to take.

Beat:
You received a score of 42. (Severe Depression)

Everyone feels overwhelmed by life at times. Sometimes we just wish we could stop the pain and sadness we feel. You should contact the trained professionals at your school's counseling center to help you with these feelings. If you are currently considering suicide or need immediate help, call 9-1-1 or go to the emergency room. The national suicide hotline can be reached at 800-273-TALK (8255).

lol>

http://www.studentscreening.org/

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we all wanna take it too.. give us the school code LDO!

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need school code to take the test [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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code plz

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Im so depressed I could not take this test.

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you cant take it without a school code? i can't give you mine bc it would be reflected in my school's results

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Yeah, just type in anything in the school code and an error message will come up and allow you to proceed anyways.

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you cant take it without a school code? i can't give you mine bc it would be reflect in my school's results

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beat!

so what does a code at least look like?

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[edit]I has a # that I figured out but idk if I want to say so bbv pwns teh system

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[edit]I has a # that I figured out but idk if I want to say so bbv pwns teh system

[/ QUOTE ]pussy
meh fk it I did 12345 and it worked.

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I put 12345 and it worked. lawl school #12345

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LOL that poor school!!!

edit : never mind.. 12345 brings up a bunch..

gogo Bethune Cookman

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43

This makes me sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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46 I win!

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emo's imo

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Woot! 31 moderate depression, but I think Im a pretty happy guy, IMO.

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Holla! I can score 75! I win!
beat: my true value is 6.

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22 - mild depression

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39...severe depression lol

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They offered this at our school on National Depression Awareness day or whatever, and were going to raffle off a free new iPod nano to the takers.

That kinda bothered me, and yet struck me as really hilarious.

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50, lol bethune cookman is going to be #1 on the list for depressed. lol I think I need to take a relaxing walk or something.

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Variance: My school emailed this depression test that we were supposed to take.

Beat:
You received a score of 42. (Severe Depression)

Everyone feels overwhelmed by life at times. Sometimes we just wish we could stop the pain and sadness we feel. You should contact the trained professionals at your school's counseling center to help you with these feelings. If you are currently considering suicide or need immediate help, call 9-1-1 or go to the emergency room. The national suicide hotline can be reached at 800-273-TALK (8255).

lol>

http://www.studentscreening.org/

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SHOTGUN

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Just screw over Indiana State, LDO

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72, no joke. I know i belong in a hospital, but easier said than done

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26, moderate depression

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19. Happiest dude in BBV. Awesome.

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shundler says: imo i'm actually pretty happy fwiw

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25. wtf? I expected myself to be way worse than most of you degens.

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25, mild

I don't consider myself really depressed at all.

These questions are so stupid how it's only

"Never, Some Days, Most Days, Everday"

Can't even use a fking Leichert Scale. Fear-mongering [censored].

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46...:(

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According to this test I imagine at least 90% of BBV is "depressed".

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According to this [censored] I imagine at least 90% of BBV is "depressed".

[/ QUOTE ]fyp

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19. Happiest dude in BBV. Awesome.

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No, i score 6.

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humm 56...

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"You can also try improving your mood with The Feeling Good Handbook by David Burns (1999; Plume Publishing)."

Pretty clever scam, Plume Publishing. Pret-tay clever.

Also, when you do 12345, pick Columbus College of Art and Design. CCAD is full of emo queers and girls who make their own clothes and [censored], so you lot will likely improve their score.

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These type of self tests are absolute carp. I have suffered from depression and it is a lot harder to diagnose than just a simple test, anyway your school should not be getting this type of info since its not really their place to diagnose or help treat. If you really feel like you have depression, talk to a professional. It might be hard to do and embarassing at first but it can seriously save your life.

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31

i chose oglethorpe fwiw

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19 mild depression...wtf? i LOVE my life. [censored] is [censored] rigged i [censored] tell ya. im not some stupid emo [censored]

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19 mild depression...wtf? i LOVE my life. [censored] is [censored] rigged i [censored] tell ya. im not some stupid emo [censored]

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EMO, IMO

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9 booooii

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I scored a 13 (mild depression). I think it's only because I'm not a very good sleeper and botched all the sleeping questions.