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when i was a freshman in high school i went on a date with this girl, she had been gone for the last week, and when i asked where she was, she responed with "i was in rehab for speedballs." i was 14. i didn't think she was serious, cuz who the [censored] does speedballs at 14? i laughed at her for a good while.

she was serious.

we never spoke again. last i heard she moved to germany. i cannot confirm that she's still alive.

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I had sex with a girl one time.

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I had sex with a girl one time.

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

[/ QUOTE ] in her case, people nut in her mouth to fast. it's probably a good thing that you didn't talk to her any more, lest you contract teh herp.

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1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
3 Nc6 Qe4?

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I really had to piss, and didnt think I would make it to the bathroom which was located downstairs. I asked her if I could just piss in her. She was down the stairs and out the door so F****** fast!

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[ ]relax baby, im just takin a piss

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worst annotation ever

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having a serious relationship with a single mother who's 10 years older than me.

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having a serious relationship with a single mother who's 10 years older than me.

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Turned down a 3 some with my ex wife and her best friend.

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having a serious relationship with a single mother who's 10 years older than me.

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it sounds hawt until you regain consciousness

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having a serious relationship with a single mother who's 10 years older than me.

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you shoulda seen her though. hawt imo.

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try again

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having a serious relationship with a single mother who's 10 years older than me.

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talking to a girl i like about how much i like another girl... throughout multiple convos, over a relatively extended period of time

not close

never do this

ever

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older girl sent me this song on aim:

This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

didn't realize what she was getting at until like 3 years later.

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ahhhhhhhhh u think ur so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

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older girl sent me this song on aim:

This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

didn't realize what she was getting at until like 3 years later.

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either the girl was a pedo, or you're unbelievably retarded lol

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older girl sent me this song on aim:

This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

didn't realize what she was getting at until like 3 years later.

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she likes James?

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1.f3 e5
2.g4 Qh4?!

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also BRAG

read the next 3 lines

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if by stupid you mean illegal

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when I said "I love you" tbh

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I flew cross country to a wedding that was kind of a mini high-school reuinion.
This girl I'd not seen in 10 years was there, and she still looks very good.
She'd dated a good friend of mine back then, but we were kind of into each other.

She tells me she's a lesbian, and she just broke up with her GF that weekend.
I mention what hotel I'm in and she says "I should have talked to you, I'm crammed in a room with 4 other people."
Later, "Why don't we get drunk and screw" is played, she runs over and drags me onto the dance floor, and sings the words to me.

I fail to close the deal...http://members.cox.net/tfgray/opus.jpg

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when I said "I love you" tbh

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qft!

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

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or as I like to call it......Breakfast.

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

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or as I like to call it......The Breakfast of Champions.

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

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or as I like to call it......the two food groups.

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1. h2 h3

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Her: Can I borrow your pencil?
Me: No.

Ah things could have progressed so much further...

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moved in

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Where to begin...

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Goofy, I have you so badly beaten, it's sick. Seriously, someone gimme my old undertitle back. I deserve it so much.


I was 13 or 14, and had managed to pick up on this extremely hot 17 year old jewgirl. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the jewgirls. Anyway, I was at her house, and her parents weren't there. She asked if I wanted to screw. I told her I didn't want it to inferfere with our friendship. I had kissed her previously, and had a 3 way makeout session with her and her TWIN sister with some decent grinding action. To this day, I have absolutely no clue WTF I was thinking. This is one of the biggest beats of my life honestly.
Yes, I was a virgin at the time.

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1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
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FYP... for no excusable reason.

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Where to begin...

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Goofy, I have you so badly beaten, it's sick. Seriously, someone gimme my old undertitle back. I deserve it so much.


I was 13 or 14, and had managed to pick up on this extremely hot 17 year old jewgirl. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the jewgirls. Anyway, I was at her house, and her parents weren't there. She asked if I wanted to screw. I told her I didn't want it to inferfere with our friendship. I had kissed her previously, and had a 3 way makeout session with her and her TWIN sister with some decent grinding action. To this day, I have absolutely no clue WTF I was thinking. This is one of the biggest beats of my life honestly.
Yes, I was a virgin at the time.

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this makes me sad, but im really curious how anyone will beat this

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FYP... for no excusable reason.

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